funniest religousjoke of the year(from gaurdian)

[sparhawk]

A man is walking on a bridge and he sees a person about to jump off, so the man says "stop"the person at the bridge says "no one loves me"."god loves you" the man said"are you a christian or a jew"?"a christian " the man said"wow me too, are you protestant or catholic?"protestant "the man said"me too! what type are you"?"Im baptist"the man said"hey me too!are you liberal or conservetive baptist"?"conservative "the man said"hey me too, are you western or eastern conservative "?"western " the man said"hey me too!do you go to 7034?or 6023"?

"7034" the man said"die heretic!"and pushed him off the bridge.

Edited September 29, 2005 by sparhawk

[gilthanas]

I dont get it

 

 

 

(btw, you need to fix your " "'s)

Edited September 29, 2005 by gilthanas

[Merrick]

It points out how divided religion really is. And how each religion thinks that the other is wrong.

[behindthemask08]

here is the real reason church and sate should be separated.

[Mireille]

Unfortunately, this joke is too true to laugh at...

 

And BTW, what do those numbers you mentioned in the joke mean?

[Mr.Mind]

Could be church addresses.

[sparhawk]

yes they are church adresses

[scarr]

Erhmm i didnt realy get it ;p

[Mad_Raven]

I get it....the difference was either he was a 7034 or or 6023 or of another faith.....he was still gonna push him of the bridge