MoonShadow Report post Posted September 27, 2005 Because Placid is to shy to post his great story himself I gonna post it here. I really like it .. so here it goes: There once was a badger named Tom Who had a rather large bomb One day he was bored So he approached with discord And blew his little bottom right off. You might say that is a very stupid story. But no, it is not. Read between the lines to find out the whole story, wewt. Just read it over and over again ... I'm sure you will find your way. If you don't find it then send Placid a pm and I'm sure he will gladly explain everything to you. :-) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tanyia Report post Posted September 27, 2005 Oh, I see! Tom represents badgerful humanity and his bottom that he blew off is the crumbling base of society, right? So he's revealed the inner corruption of the badger governement and plans to overthrow it and take over the world! When I read between the lines, I just see white Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Merrick Report post Posted September 27, 2005 Oops? Oh, I see! Tom represents badgerful humanity and his bottom that he blew off is the crumbling base of society, right? So he's revealed the inner corruption of the badger governement and plans to overthrow it and take over the world!When I read between the lines, I just see white 202017[/snapback] Looks pale blue ^_^ Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Arnieman Report post Posted September 28, 2005 There once was a badger named TomWho had a rather large bomb One day he was bored So he approached with discord And blew his little bottom right off. 202000[/snapback] hmm, maybe this has to do with Tom Cruise, who badgers talk show hosts when his movies come out. He has one movie that costs a lot to make, really long, and really boring - a rather large bomb. One day, he is bored. So he recklessly releases the movie at his own expense - aproaching it with dischord. Which effectively bankrupts him and no one ever wants to see his movies again - blew his little bottom right off. What else could it mean? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Placid Report post Posted September 28, 2005 :lol: Keep 'em comin! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Aislinn Report post Posted September 28, 2005 Hmmm we end up with a bored bottomless badger... I don't even know what a badger looks like, let alone a bottomless one... Does it have anything to do with being a tiny gnome? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Arnieman Report post Posted September 28, 2005 Hmmm we end up with a bored bottomless badger... I don't even know what a badger looks like, let alone a bottomless one... Does it have anything to do with being a tiny gnome? 202381[/snapback] well, of course, if it deals with Tom Cruise... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Placid Report post Posted September 29, 2005 LOL, _ALWAYS_ a reference to my height <_< Seriously, you don't know what a badger looks like?!!! And where the hell is moonie in all of this? [EDIT] Here's a badger for you Aisy, *snort* : Euro Badger Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Aislinn Report post Posted September 29, 2005 Awwwww he's cute! Looks like a cross between a raccoon and a skunk lol! (Can't tell if he's bottomless though...) LOL, _ALWAYS_ a reference to my height <_< And how did you know I wasn't refering to Tom Cruise? Yeah good question, where DID Moonie cut and run too? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Derin Report post Posted September 29, 2005 I bet if you toss around the letters in BADGER, using some Linux tech mumbo-jumbo you will get either: Snowball or Placid. So is the badger really an animal? Perhaps, if using the same algorithm we coulkd end up with: There once was a snowball named gnome Who lived in a rather large tomb One day he was invaded by ants So he unzipped his pants And his bottom produced the smell of eternal gloom. Morale; If it looks like a gnome, smells like a pig - it can only be a snowball Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Placid Report post Posted September 29, 2005 I bet if you toss around the letters in BADGER, using some Linux tech mumbo-jumbo you will get either: Snowball or Placid. So is the badger really an animal? Perhaps, if using the same algorithm we coulkd end up with: There once was a snowball named gnome Who lived in a rather large tomb One day he was invaded by ants So he unzipped his pants And his bottom produced the smell of eternal gloom. Morale; If it looks like a gnome, smells like a pig - it can only be a snowball 202684[/snapback] :lol: :lol: :lol: LMFAO, Derin, thats the funniest thing i've ever read on these forums. xD Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gilthanas Report post Posted September 29, 2005 thx for the new siggy, derin Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Placid Report post Posted September 29, 2005 thx for the new siggy, derin 202725[/snapback] Hehe, alls well that ends well :-D Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Derin Report post Posted September 29, 2005 (edited) thx for the new siggy, derin 202725[/snapback] My pleasure Edited September 29, 2005 by Derin Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Aislinn Report post Posted October 12, 2005 You might say that is a very stupid story. But no, it is not. Read between the lines to find out the whole story, wewt. Just read it over and over again ... I'm sure you will find your way. 202000[/snapback] When I read between the lines I get: There once was a dwarf named Moonie Who was bored out of his little pitoonie So he made a cute story But wanted none of the glory And proclaimed "Placid's the one who is loonie!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Derin Report post Posted October 12, 2005 When I read between the lines I get: There once was a dwarf named Moonie Who was bored out of his little pitoonie So he made a cute story But wanted none of the glory And proclaimed "Placid's the one who is loonie!" 208617[/snapback] Woohoo! I love it! Moonie the pitoonie Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Placid Report post Posted October 12, 2005 When I read between the lines I get: There once was a dwarf named Moonie Who was bored out of his little pitoonie So he made a cute story But wanted none of the glory And proclaimed "Placid's the one who is loonie!" 208617[/snapback] :lol: :lol: :lol: That rocked :-D Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cho-yun Report post Posted October 12, 2005 all this is lemreck (cant spell it ) there was a dwarf that like to chant who had a bomb in his pants he was in a fright and set it alight and that was the end of the chant Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Derin Report post Posted October 12, 2005 I think we should make a new section on EL.net "Fan Limericks" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cho-yun Report post Posted October 12, 2005 lol there was a creature called "gure" He really like eating cho Cho went for a dive and was eaten alive and the belly was full for gure Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Derin Report post Posted October 12, 2005 It's "grue" not "gure". Part from that I like it Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cho-yun Report post Posted October 12, 2005 thanx This is Eternal-lands you know, The leader of Riva is Coco, Ent is the name, Maker of the game, but what the hell is a typo Share this post Link to post Share on other sites