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Great story written by Placid

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Because Placid is to shy to post his great story himself I gonna post it here.

I really like it .. so here it goes:

 

 

There once was a badger named Tom

Who had a rather large bomb

One day he was bored

So he approached with discord

And blew his little bottom right off.

 

 

You might say that is a very stupid story. But no, it is not.

Read between the lines to find out the whole story, wewt. Just read it over and over again ... I'm sure you will find your way.

If you don't find it then send Placid a pm and I'm sure he will gladly explain everything to you. :-)

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Oh, I see! Tom represents badgerful humanity and his bottom that he blew off is the crumbling base of society, right? So he's revealed the inner corruption of the badger governement and plans to overthrow it and take over the world!

 

 

When I read between the lines, I just see white :blush:

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Oops? :blush:

 

 

Oh, I see! Tom represents badgerful humanity and his bottom that he blew off is the crumbling base of society, right?  So he's revealed the inner corruption of the badger governement and plans to overthrow it and take over the world!

When I read between the lines, I just see white :P

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Looks pale blue ^_^

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There once was a badger named Tom

Who had a rather large bomb

One day he was bored

So he approached with discord

And blew his little bottom right off.

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hmm, maybe this has to do with Tom Cruise, who badgers talk show hosts when his movies come out.

He has one movie that costs a lot to make, really long, and really boring - a rather large bomb.

One day, he is bored.

So he recklessly releases the movie at his own expense - aproaching it with dischord.

Which effectively bankrupts him and no one ever wants to see his movies again - blew his little bottom right off.

 

What else could it mean? :icon13:

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Hmmm we end up with a bored bottomless badger... :bow_arrow:

I don't even know what a badger looks like, let alone a bottomless one...

Does it have anything to do with being a tiny gnome? :bow_arrow:

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Hmmm we end up with a bored bottomless badger...  :bow_arrow:

I don't even know what a badger looks like, let alone a bottomless one...

Does it have anything to do with being a tiny gnome? :bow_arrow:

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well, of course, if it deals with Tom Cruise... :bow_arrow:

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LOL, _ALWAYS_ a reference to my height <_<

 

Seriously, you don't know what a badger looks like?!!!

 

And where the hell is moonie in all of this?

 

[EDIT]

Here's a badger for you Aisy, *snort* :

Euro Badger

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Awwwww he's cute! Looks like a cross between a raccoon and a skunk lol!

(Can't tell if he's bottomless though...)

LOL, _ALWAYS_ a reference to my height  <_< 

And how did you know I wasn't refering to Tom Cruise?

 

Yeah good question, where DID Moonie cut and run too? :mace:

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I bet if you toss around the letters in BADGER, using some Linux tech mumbo-jumbo you will get either: Snowball or Placid.

 

So is the badger really an animal?

 

Perhaps, if using the same algorithm we coulkd end up with:

 

 

There once was a snowball named gnome

Who lived in a rather large tomb

One day he was invaded by ants

So he unzipped his pants

And his bottom produced the smell of eternal gloom.

 

 

Morale; If it looks like a gnome, smells like a pig - it can only be a snowball

 

 

:mace:

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I bet if you toss around the letters in BADGER, using some Linux tech mumbo-jumbo you will get either: Snowball or Placid.

 

So is the badger really an animal?

 

Perhaps, if using the same algorithm we coulkd end up with:

There once was a snowball named gnome

Who lived in a rather large tomb

One day he was invaded by ants

So he unzipped his pants

And his bottom produced the smell of eternal gloom.

Morale; If it looks like a gnome, smells like a pig - it can only be a snowball

:mace:

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:lol: :lol: :lol:

 

LMFAO, Derin, thats the funniest thing i've ever read on these forums. xD

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You might say that is a very stupid story. But no, it is not.

Read between the lines to find out the whole story, wewt. Just read it over and over again ... I'm sure you will find your way.

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When I read between the lines I get:

 

There once was a dwarf named Moonie

Who was bored out of his little pitoonie

So he made a cute story

But wanted none of the glory

And proclaimed "Placid's the one who is loonie!"

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When I read between the lines I get:

 

There once was a dwarf named Moonie

Who was bored out of his little pitoonie

So he made a cute story

But wanted none of the glory

And proclaimed "Placid's the one who is loonie!"

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Woohoo! I love it! :D

 

Moonie the pitoonie :)

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When I read between the lines I get:

 

There once was a dwarf named Moonie

Who was bored out of his little pitoonie

So he made a cute story

But wanted none of the glory

And proclaimed "Placid's the one who is loonie!"

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:lol: :lol: :lol: :D:hehe::hehe::)

 

That rocked :-D

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all this is lemreck (cant spell it :()

 

there was a dwarf that like to chant

who had a bomb in his pants

he was in a fright

and set it alight

and that was the end of the chant

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lol

there was a creature called "gure"

He really like eating cho

Cho went for a dive

and was eaten alive

and the belly was full for gure

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thanx

 

This is Eternal-lands you know,

The leader of Riva is Coco,

Ent is the name,

Maker of the game,

but what the hell is a typo

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