shasso Report post Posted September 7, 2005 News!! WAS NEVER GONE!: Fools!! =] MIGHTY SHIVAR: Got pwnd like never before.. ALL OF EL WAITS IMPATIENTLY!: For the mothership of all updates. --------------------------------------------------------------- Photo of the week: shasso before rehab… ------------------------------------------------------------- Storylines: Placid and the seven n0,obs [Evil_Guildmaster]: Hey Placid, can you go get me some flowers from kf please? [Placid]: sure, omw [PM from Evil_Guildmaster to DonPedro]: Ok he is coming. Kill him and bring me his pants as proof! I hate him, he is so hot and sexy, all the girls want him and none want me… [PM from DonPedro]: ok i kill him dead so hard he not live anymore! Placid: hi You are under attack, you can't move. Ok, you are disengaged from combat, now run (err, walk away)!!! Placid: nuuu don't kill me!! Ok, you are disengaged from combat, now run (err, walk away)!!! Placid: nooo, pleeeease, I got a wife and kids!!! DonPedro: ok, i spare you life becaus i am good men. But leafe KF now, its myne! Placid: ty ty ty ty *runs* DonPedro: hm, wher to get pant now.. Random_n00b kicked the bucket. DonPedro: kk i have pant You left the guild channel. You joined channel 32467543764. [Placid]: Omg, I was betrayed… [Placid]: I'm so sad and alone.. *snork* [Flaming_n00b]: STFU! [Placid]: eek, who is here [Achieving_n00b]: woooooot level 31 potion!!~1!! [begging_n00b]: Anyone got boots? [RP_n00b]: Greetings mortal, I am Duncan Mcloud from the Highlands. [Annoying_n00b]: meep meeeeeeep sup [shivar]: i am boss here [True_n00b]: how do you cook rabbit [Placid]: … [begging_n00b]: can i join your guild plzzz, your guild is sooo good [Placid]: i also need a new guild :S [Flaming_n00b]: so lets smegging make one [shivar]: ye, i will b guild boss [PM from Annoying_n00b]: omg great idea, lets call it knights of chaos :DDDD] [True_n00b]: what's a guild [Placid]: ok, then lets make a guild [Placid]: what should we call it [Achieving_n00b]: omg omg 56 oa!!! [RP_n00b]: Alliance of Noblesmen should fit quite nicely. [shivar]: no we need sumthin more hardcore [Achieving_n00b]: yay lvl 45 manu!! [Flaming_n00b]: stupid n00b [Annoying_n00b]: i know, i know!! how about Total Annihilators of All!!! It would totally rock!! [Placid]: <.< [begging_n00b]: will there be free stuff for members [True_n00b]: how do you beam [shivar]: Hardcore Anihilatorzsorz! [Annoying_n00b]: Of All!! [Flaming_n00b]: STFU [Flaming_n00b]: OMFG, you all suck [RP_n00b]: I’m off to the Vermor castle. I will free it from the gargoyles once and for all and rescue the girl they hold captive in the castle tower! [Placid]: I had in mind something like Eternal Apocalypse [PM from Annoying_n00b: can we be friends? plzzzzzzzzz] [shivar]: not hardcore enought [Achieving_n00b]: finally.. 65 alch!! [Flaming_n00b]: smeg this, im off to runescape [Placid]: Yeah, that’s the right name, Eternal Apocalypse. [shivar]: lame.. [True_n00b]: what is runescape... [begging_n00b]: guild is 30k, where will we get that 0,o [Achieving_n00b]: lets hit the mines, get like 15k silver and sell it. Easy. [Placid]: Ok, lets go. [Placid]: Actually you 7 go. My EMU is low so I will rather search for a guild house. [shivar]: fuk that I go kf kill n00bs and sell their crap to trik Evil_guildmaster: ARRGHH!! Placid is ALIVE! How can that be?! And he is starting his own guild.. All the pretty girls will join and I won't get any, omfg I have to stop him! Evil_guildmaster summons a snake. Evil_guildmaster summons a snake. Evil_guildmaster summons a snake. ... ... Evil_guildmaster summons a snake. Evil_guilddmaster: brb #Message from God: Our newest member is PrettyGirl. PrettyGirl: Hey Placid sweety! Placid: ermm.. hi? PrettyGirl: I heard you are looking for a house for your new guild. Placid: Well news sure travel fast around here 0_o PrettyGirl: Try this one, it is really pretty and has a lot of chairs in it. Placid: Will do, ty. PrettyGirl: Np, byeee Placid: omg who summoned all these snakes eeeeek!! Placid: laggggg!! #Message from God: Placid was eaten by a Grue (lagged out)! Evil_guildmaster: MUAHAHAHA DIE SUCKER!!! …hours later… [Flaming_n00b]: smegging smeg, I found him! [Annoying_n00b]: eep he's not moving.. Placid? Hello mate? Say sumthin plzzzz **pokes Placid** [Achieving_n00b]: looks like grue got him, he froze [shivar]: lol pwnt [True_n00b]: who is grue.. [begging_n00b]: I want his stuff [Flaming_n00b]: omfg what the smeg are we gonna do withouth that smeghead? [Achieving_n00b]: we have to get him back! [True_n00b]: but how??? [RP_n00b]: Easy. Have you never heard of the saying: ''To breathe the life in someone touched by Grue, he needs a kiss of one that loves him true.'' [Flaming_n00b]: WTF?!?!1~1! [Annoying_n00b]: We all love Placid but I sure aint kissing him :DDDD **pokes Placid some more* [True_n00b]: who will then [shivar]: me!! meeee plzzz! Shivar kisses Placid passionately on his soft pouty lips. [Tropicano]: **drools** [Placid]: <gasp> eek what happened [begging_n00b]: yay ur back.. can I have ur helmet? [Flaming_n00b]: no smeg, it worked! [RP_n00b]: Did you doubt me? [Achieving_n00b]: woot, now I can go get my oa [shivar]: wb Placid [shivar]: now I go pwn the p00n that did this to u Evil_guildmaster: noo please, ill pay, don'tttt Evil_guildmaster went the same place that Goldy the Gold Fish went, to Las Vegas. [RP_n00b]: What goes around comes around… [True_n00b]: word [Annoying_n00b]: And then all of them lived happily ever after, never missing a single harvest hour. [Annoying_n00b]: THE END [True_n00b]: eeep my hampster is nibbling on my big toe ------------------------------------------------------------- Market Quote of the week: --------------------------------------------------------------- Teh Paparazzi: Shasso= PWNED lol roflol!!111~ Busted! ----------------------------------------------------------------- umm.. bye Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Placid Report post Posted September 7, 2005 xD LMFAO, absolute classic :-DDD Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sMooMs Report post Posted September 7, 2005 Hey "welcome back" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ssjgohan Report post Posted September 7, 2005 or there is something wrong in my counting in the noob story or do you have 6 noobs, shivar as 7th and then just placid to complete the story sorry if i was not seeing the 7th noob otherwise Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Enyo Report post Posted September 7, 2005 that was great..love it and thanks for sharing..brilliant Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lyanna Report post Posted September 7, 2005 Yes! It's still alive! And I love all the noobs! They're so realistic! -Lyn- Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Roja Report post Posted September 7, 2005 LOL..funny stuff like always Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Choris Report post Posted September 7, 2005 (edited) Wooot... Funneh! :lol: The n00bs rock, they're realistic! Edited September 7, 2005 by Choris Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FeLkkU Report post Posted September 7, 2005 Thats soooo funny And n00b story rocks -_- Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sistema Report post Posted September 7, 2005 nice, good job! =D Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cedox Report post Posted September 7, 2005 I'm a bit lost with the story, but parts of it are very funny. And the piccy is teh #1 - Cedox Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
scarr Report post Posted September 7, 2005 ssjgohan ...lol newb get a life kk Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Annoying_n00b Report post Posted September 7, 2005 ROTFLMFAO!!!1!!!11111!!! :don: :miky: :raf: :axeman_rune: :battleaxe: :battleaxe_rune: We r famus!!!11! :DDDDD Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
michael Report post Posted September 7, 2005 welcome back shass Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JaneMuffin Report post Posted September 7, 2005 lmao!!! Awesome job!! I was getting funny looks cuz I was screaming with laughter. JaneMuffin Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mar(c) Report post Posted September 7, 2005 I don't read many lengthy chat logs... but this one, I've read each single word of it! Really great! :lol: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kendai Report post Posted September 7, 2005 Wow... just wow... :lol: **coughsomeonehastoomuchtimeonhishandscoughcough** :lol: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Entris Report post Posted September 7, 2005 :lol: roflmao that's so good!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kat Report post Posted September 7, 2005 lmao, the noobs were so true Great job shasso, and, YAY! you're not gone ^_^ sooo, errr, wb? or is it a hello thing cuz you never really left? -Kat Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ssjgohan Report post Posted September 7, 2005 lol shiv just count i see six times a '...._noob' and other then placid you're the only one in that story... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
scarr Report post Posted September 8, 2005 all good..shasso know im not a noob..infect im bether as him.. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NitageR Report post Posted September 8, 2005 :lol: Shasso Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FRoGkiLL Report post Posted September 8, 2005 C0ol story WB shasso i didnt know u but WB anyway ssgohan why do you even speak? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DeathGuard Report post Posted September 8, 2005 rofl I can't stop laughing lol ... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
