Chat log quotes

[Dent]

Here are some funnies I found in my log. I'm sure you all have some as well. Post them up and share a chuckle.

 

[Grahm]: what is with all the ginks?

[Gink_s_Fighter]: gink is my main character..hes my potion thingy maker

[Gink_s_Fighter]: so i need a fighter character to back him up on..

[Gink_s_Fighter]: since hes the summoner and all that crap.. hes defenseless

[Atahn]: umm, are you admitting to multiplay?

[Gink_s_Fighter]: no..

[Gink_s_Fighter]: im not multiplaying..

[Gink_s_Fighter]: im single playing..

[Gink_s_Fighter]: one problem.. how to get items from gink to here..

[Gink_s_Fighter]: is bag dropping illegal?

[Learner]: #ban gink*

 

[PM from Learner:]

 

^^Learner noticed me. I am caught between being awed, or cowering in abject terror!

[Alsrir]

Well as i'm not home currently I can remeber one that makes me laugh everytime I see/think of it

 

Canoe: Boner boner boner

 

[Kala]

My entire chat log is too long to post, so here's a quote.

 

#GM from Anastasia: !dark You actually play? Freak.

[freeone3000]

[_a_]: *Me ponders what I should get for summoning*

[Anastasia]: You should get a magical summoning wand

[slayton]: magical summoning wand..

[_a_]: Wand?Id rather call it a magical summoning stick,thanks

[Anastasia]: Okay, stick works.

[Anastasia]: I've got the magic stick.

[_a_]: >_<

[slayton]: you do not have the magic stick

[_a_]: Isnt Anastasia a girls name?

[Anastasia]: Do too.

[Anastasia]: Yeah, it is.

[Anastasia]: I'm female.

[_a_]: *whistles and walks away*

[slayton]: and yet you have the magic stick..

[Anastasia]: Yep.

[_a_]: Slay,With girls your better of not asking.

Edited August 8, 2005 by freeone3000

[Mar(c)]

#GM from Riva_Messenger: [hOaXeR:ef] marc your crazy..

#GM from Marc: !ef thnx!

#GM from Marc: !ef gonna tell me something I don't know yet?

#GM from Riva_Messenger: [hOaXeR:ef] no.

Dunno if this funny enough for this thread... actually I dunno what this was about at all, it was nothing more and nothing less than this, totally out of the #0000FF.

[Beorn]

Here is one!

 

[beorn]: Ug me bring fire to the newbie people!

[ElvenArch]: Fire good. Me like fire. Mmm.

 

Here is another.

 

[gINk]: what i wonder if where these monsters get theyre items.. =P

[gINk]: they give titanium books but where do the books come from?

[gINk]: vermor's library and they plan to do some reading? =P

[beorn]: Errr they get them from the great book lord in the sky.

[Learner]: from the printers

 

And another. .

 

[Grahm]: i have a whole village dedicated to my ego

[beorn]: *breaks grahms ego in half*

[Grahm]: lol

[beorn]: There now you have half a village dedicated to your half ego. . .I think.

 

and another. . . . .

 

[Gink_assassin]: so long suckers!! - runs off into a wall -

 

and another. . . .. . . . .

 

Beorn: Check out the latest EL fashion!

Beorn: It gives a wise and elderly look and yet it matches at the same time.

Grahm: full fur is better

Beorn: Murderer!

Beorn: You killed innocent animals for that fur!

Grahm: where do you think the cape came from?

Grahm: *gasps* bunnys

TirasHazor: o0

Grahm: and the leather comes from cows

Beorn: Bunnys is a different story. . .

Beorn: Cows dont move.

Grahm: lol

Beorn: They need to die.

 

and another. . . . . . .. . . .

 

yoshimaster: not mr bun bun!

yoshimaster: * cry *

 

Last one I swear!

 

#GM from DevillaTheGypsy: *is intrigued by vamps pointy ears*

#GM from vampireLOREN: these are my chicken george ears

#GM from DevillaTheGypsy: *Tackles vamp to the floor and bites of of his ears*

#GM from vampireLOREN: ouch

#GM from DevillaTheGypsy: Well it's amazing, they tase exactly like chicken o.O

[Tumaros]

Well, I'll go with the chat log on this computer, even though I installed EL on this one much later than I started playing (on a different computer)...

 

 

Erm, in other words, this is a more recent but still old chat log I'm quoting these from...

 

 

Yyyeah...anyway...

 

This one's not exactly "funny" in essence, but it's sort of ironic (take a look at the last message...subtle joke here)

 

 

(*) Tumaros summoned a Rabbit

Tumaros: come, nibbles, my demon of terror

Have you no respect for the dead!?

 

 

Erm...anyway, random messages:

 

 

#Message from God: Our newest member is masterbates!

(Any relation to GillBates?)

 

#Message from God: Our newest member is SUPERPOOP!

Aerowind: odd names nowadays

 

 

 

#Message from God: Our newest member is Bladex!

Tumaros: welcome to eternal lands, bladex if you have any questions just ask

 

#Message from God: Our newest member is kirtimaasn!

#Message from God: Our newest member is ronbono!

Tumaros: welcome, kirtimaasn and ronbono! enjoy the game, and if you need any help let me know

 

#Message from God: Our newest member is 742617000026!

Tumaros: Welcome to eternal lands...um...numbers person

 

 

Get off my bones you stupid 3D model!

Tumaros: what a loser

 

 

Apparently I had been gone for a while...

 

MikeH: TUMA!

MikeH: TUMATUMATUMATUMATUMA

MikeH hugs tuma

MikeH: tuuuuuummmmmaaaaaaaa

MikeH: yaaaaay

 

Can you say "Excitable?"

 

 

 

Oh, and for those who remember "Jormane," he's Josh, a very good friend of mine IRL...I'll never forget the day he first joined...

 

[PM from Jormane: hi]

[PM from Jormane: you are gay!!!!!]

 

 

Umm...yeah...

 

Anyway, not long after was another even closer friend of mine, Luke, a.k.a. "Lukris", that joined...

 

I taught him the basics, and then Jormane appears...

 

Hilarity ensues...

 

Tumaros: want to go rabbit hunting?

Tumaros: jor!

Lukris: i will try to follow u

Jormane: ji

Tumaros: ok

Tumaros: you can grab some if you like

Lukris: is that josh

Jormane: ;D

Tumaros: we're going rabbit hunting

Tumaros: yea

Jormane: ya

Lukris: hey

Tumaros: want to come j?

Jormane: where?

Tumaros: rabbit hunting

Tumaros: on isla prima

Jormane: no

Tumaros: ok

Jormane: ya

Tumaros: well lukris

Tumaros: as long as you stay on this island you wont be too far from me if you get lost

Lukris: i will try and follow u

Tumaros: and if you really do, type #beam me up

Jormane: gotta go mine some gold ;D

Lukris: what do you mean

Tumaros: have fun j

Tumaros:

Lukris: j

Jormane: ;D

Tumaros: type it lukris

sk8erjosh: hi tum

Tumaros: j your robe is sexy

Tumaros: hi sk8

Tumaros: wherever you are

Lukris: fagots

Jormane: what???

Jormane: i'll drive my pickaxe into your brain!!!

Tumaros: i'll smite you with my sexy cape

Jormane: retard!! ;D

Tumaros: thank you

Lukris: u both are gay

Jormane: up yours!!!

Lukris: i want a shield

Tumaros: j buy him a shield

Tumaros: i don't have any money

Jormane: you

Lukris: me

Tumaros: i don't have any money!

Lukris: i dont have any money

Jormane: to bad

Lukris: waaaaa

Tumaros: i shall taunt you with my demon of terror

(*) Tumaros summoned a Rabbit

Tumaros: ok my OTHER demon of terror

Jormane: retard!!!

 

 

Okay, for those of you who skipped that...READ IT! It's funny! Arrg.

 

 

 

 

 

Another longish one...me and sirkillalot, typical elf-and-dwarf banter at Newbie Island, all while trying to help newbies:

 

sirkillalot: tic tac patty whack, give a dog a bone

Tumaros: sir-kill-a-lot goes rolling home

Tumaros: now go roll home

Tumaros: shoo

Tumaros: away with you

sirkillalot: but i want to spend precious time with u, my dear

Tumaros: you foul-smelling dwarf you

sirkillalot: -lifts up arm-

sirkillalot: -sniff-

sirkillalot: am not!

Tejadia: How do I eat food lol

Tumaros: err

sirkillalot: point ear'd elf!

sirkillalot: go back to the trees!

Tumaros: stubby short cant-see-over-the-bar-counter dwarf1

Tumaros: go back to your holes in the ground

Tumaros: wait someone asked a question

sirkillalot: ey "mate" i could drink more "ale' than u

Tumaros: um, click on the bag icon

Helton: click on the finger icon and click on the food

Tumaros: i would cut off your head, dwarf...if it stood but a little higher from the ground

Tumaros looks around

Tumaros: where's the dwarf?

sirkillalot: -puffs out chest-

Tumaros looks down 'oh'

sirkillalot: -looks up-

sirkillalot: -pulls ur pointy ears-

Colossus: get along

Tumaros bops him on the head 'he started it!'

Tumaros pulls his beard

Colossus: don't make me come over there

sirkillalot: ey matey, that doesn't hurt

Tumaros YANKS on his beard

sirkillalot: -throws ur cape over ur head-

sirkillalot: -wedgie-

Tumaros sifts his axe and shoves it up his butt

sirkillalot: ouch

Tumaros: never mess with an elf

Tumaros pulls his cape back and his pants down

sirkillalot: colossus, he doesn't kno i jacked his bow

Tumaros sighs and pulls out his bow

Tumaros: o.o -.- O.O

Tumaros: hrm...useless junk anyway

#Message from Entropy: the fur cloak bug will be fixed later tonight, sorry for the inconvenience. Please don't PM, I am working at it.

Tumaros: fur cloak bug?

sirkillalot: what fur cloak bug?

Tumaros: there was a fur cloak bug?

 

 

 

 

 

And finally, some random crap involving our favorite programmer:

 

 

 

Tumaros: i wish i knew how to advance my newbe helper level

Aerowind: are newb helpers going to get more recigntion besides the fact we are extremely popular j/k lol

Entropy: isn't that enough?

 

Tumaros: omg

Tumaros: lagging soo bad

Tumaros: 1 fps

Entropy: 1 fps? wtf?

Entropy: mine is 52

Aerowind throws rotten turkey at Ent

Aerowind: mine is 4

 

And of course, Ent's revenge, a bit later:

 

Entropy: tea has a lot of caffeine

Entropy: and it's much healthier than caffee

Aerowind: caffee taffy, hmmm wut else rhymes withs Ents misspelled coffee j/k lol

Entropy kills aerowind

 

 

Possbily more to come when I'm not as tired and hot and OMG *faints*

[Kala]

I have a lot of funny stuff, but it's all ban-worthy inappropriate things...

[Yoshi]

I have a lot of funny stuff, but it's all ban-worthy inappropriate things...

186699[/snapback]

 

then you have no idea how bad channel 4 was when me,matrixx,gods,slay,mike,jen, and varty where on it at the same time >< we would have been banned instantly if a mod ever checked channel 4 ^^

[Aislinn]

#Message from God: Our newest member is masterbates!

(Any relation to GillBates?)

 

#Message from God: Our newest member is SUPERPOOP!

Aerowind: odd names nowadays

That's great

[Tumaros]

Few more finds...

 

Ah, must've been the early days:

Tumaros: hmm

Tumaros: i'm lost

 

 

 

chatterbug89: i hate being a newb...lol...I am rarely a newb at anything...lol

70347: i have a noob

007: ..

007: adopted?

 

 

(silly bond...he always knows how to make me feel so good about myself...)

 

 

chatterbug89: oh i'm stupid!

007: ..

Tumaros: me 2!

007: no ur not

007: ur special

 

 

 

 

Okay, so I was desparate...

 

Tumaros: minai marry me

LeelooMinai slaps Tumaros

 

 

 

 

 

Perhaps more some other time...maybe I should start a whole site on this crap

Edited August 9, 2005 by Tumaros

[Placid]

#help_me from player_x: how do I eat?

 

#help_me from player_z: arg1

[Asmodai]

Now this was a lovely load of pointless fun.

 

The Auditions For Mortos

 

Asmodai: so whats the band called

damagedtmx: i smell bacon i smell greece look its the bakersfield police

Pennifuin: wailing foetus eaters

Asmodai frowns

cho_yun: Is this the way to Amarillo? Every night ive been hugging my pillow Dreaming dreams of Amarillo And sweet Marie who waits for me

Pennifuin: i thought it was a metal band?

 

moments later....

 

Mortos: Young man, there's no need to feel down.I said, young man, pick yourself off the ground.

Mortos: I said, young man, 'cause you're in a new townThere's no need to be unhappy.

Mortos: Young man, there's a place you can go.I said, young man, when you're short on your dough.

Mortos: You can stay there, and I'm sure you will findMany ways to have a good time.

Deadly_Assassin: Ice Ice baby

Biker_Boy: ymca!

Asmodai: ah mortos is singing

Mortos: It's fun to stay at the y-m-c-a.

Mortos: come on everyone now!

Tranderas: woohoo!

Charge: boy we got a drumk mod on our hands

Mortos: It's fun to stay at the y-m-c-a.

Biker_Boy dances

Asmodai: this is bad for your image

Mortos: It's fun to stay at the y-m-c-a.

Tranderas  does the Y M C A

Ozzir: hahaa

Mortos: hay!

Marc: \o/

Mortos: They have everything for young men to enjoy,You can hang out with all the boys ...

Ozzir: Y

Ozzir: M

chickengeorge: rofl

Ozzir: C

Ozzir: A

 

After a Bohemien Rhapsody or two.....

 

Nelson: the_antiroot I know a song that will get on your nerves

Nelson: the_antiroot get on your nerves

Nelson: the_antiroot get on your nerves

Nelson: the_antiroot I know a song that will get on your nerves

Nelson: the_antiroot GET ON YOUR NeRVES!

Nelson: the_antiroot I know a song that will get on your nerves

Nelson: the_antiroot get on your nerves

Nelson: the_antiroot get on your nerves

Nelson: the_antiroot I know a song that will get on your nerves

Nelson: the_antiroot GET ON YOUR NeRVES!

 

Somehow we felt Nelson had practised this one.

 

As dusk draws near, and the stars appear.....

 

Mortos: suzanne, will u hav this dance?

SimAnt leaves due to the unacceptable refrences that are bbeing said...

Asmodai: lmao

Ozzir: lol

Mortos: oh smeg phone

cho_yun: whats goign on?

Ghrae: o.O?

Asmodai: rofl

Asmodai: mortos has a buisness call

Pennifuin: avast ye landlubbers, sing us a shanty!

cho_yun: is this some sort of contest?

Asmodai: aye!

Mortos: back

Charge: I think Im missing the part where this is fun 0.o

Pennifuin: Fifteen men on a dead mans chest Yo ho ho and a bottle of rumDrink and the devil be done for the rest Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum

Mortos: f'n telemarketers!

 

I never found out who passed the audition, or where the Mortos Metal band gigs

[goatsgomoo]

Tumaros: minai marry me

LeelooMinai slaps Tumaros

Hrm... I thought there were 2 slaps... I have it in my old chatlog... which is appearantly on a CD in another computer instead of on this computer.

(I have way too much chatlog to go through and find good stuff... Maybe I'll do it a bit later...)

[rasberrybeard]

[PM to dOcToR: stay]

[PM from dOcToR: yes master]

 

[Tumaros]

Actually goats, there were 3, but I like being direct

[freeone3000]

#GM from Kala: Hi2u I jUsT tAlKeD oN aIm WiTh ThIs ChIcK bUt ShE hAd RaBiEs

#GM from Kala: OMGLOLLERSHATES2UHAHAHAHA!!11

#GM from Kala 101 p3r50n2 j00 n008 1 pwn3d u 14m3r cuz 1 4m 73h h4x0r

#GM from Kala: HELP PLZ WHAT IS 1+1 !????!1111111111

#GM from Anastasia: 3

#GM from Anastasia: That's why we practice ABSTINENCE

 

#GM from Anastasia: I posted another.

#GM from Kamoricks: I'm like... fixing mine.

#GM from Kamoricks: It said it was too big.

#GM from Anastasia: Your (try and guess)

#GM from Kamoricks: No, unfortunately.

#GM from Kamoricks: My post.

 

#GM from TWIN_Messenger: [sora_barzahd:dark] *holds hazor hostage* u can eather save hazor or get a bigillion dollars

#GM from TWIN_Messenger: [sora_barzahd:dark] wat will it be

#GM from Kala: !dark I'm rich!

 

#GM from Kala: This is temporary.

#GM from Ragnarok: What is?

#GM from Kala: Because everybody will hurt me for this.

#GM from freeone3000: No they won't.

#GM from Ragnarok: I will.

 

[PM from Ciara: Oh come on he makes CHEF BRIAN LOOK NORMAL..]

 

#GM from Xentro: Teh smeg?! Free in Twin? Oh well, be right back, need to screw up my game files more.

#GM from Kala: What he said.

 

 

[goatsgomoo]: Mire, how would that piss Satan off?

 

[Kala]: fart?

[Kala]: Or sunny?

[Lyanna]: Anyone see who stole the topic?

 

I got some of this off the twin forums, but it IS in my chatlog. I'm fairly sure. Also, I left out the worse ones.

Edited August 10, 2005 by freeone3000

[70347]

This first one is from the day when Carmien Manor was first out. LV(stage_crew at the time) and I were exploring it when we found Roja being attacked by two ogres at once.

 

stage_crew: its soo big

70347: thats good

stage_crew: go roja

Roja: agh! 2 of them!

70347: 2 at once

stage_crew: god mode rocks huh

70347: is this multi comabt

stage_crew: yes

Roja: come on guys..help

70347: cool

stage_crew: i cant

70347: im weak with mm

stage_crew: im weak

Roja: hellpp!!

Roja: ahhhh!!

70347: its not like u can die

stage_crew: 2help to roja, stat!

stage_crew: ;p

 

Here is some random stuff from Tumaros.

 

Tumaros: arr

Tumaros: i had a lot of names

70347: pirates?

Tumaros: let me reminisce shh

Tumaros: Tumaros

Tumaros: Tumaros_Treesoar

Tumaros: Tumaros_AFK

Tumaros: One_Eye_Treesoar

Tumaros: arr

Tumaros: Grallen

Tumaros: Monore

Tumaros: Zak

007: frukas

Tumaros: Russian_Cleric!

007: hehe

Tumaros: The early early early days!

007: xD

Tumaros: who else

Tumaros: Slaytette

Tumaros: mortos_reborn

007: i'd reminisce but it'd take weeks

Tumaros: umm

Tumaros: tons of imitations

Tumaros: like s1ayton

Yoshi: i have kris_kringle, beat that

Tumaros: only they were deleted

Tumaros: ooo santa was maggi right?

007: i have tiraslazer

007: and 007

Yoshi: and yosh1

lpa: rworld

007: i have abc, 123, ice, red,

007: albino

Tumaros: shh

007: albinoman

007: albinowoman

007: albinoelf

Tumaros: it'll take u forever

007: albinoelfwoman

lpa: thaxs for healing me who ever did that

007: albinodwarf

Tumaros: ...who remembers ghosty?

007: albinodwarfwoman

Yoshi: what was it tuma...doubleoseven?

007: me

007: xD

007: ghosty...

Tumaros: ghosty - ent's fav. player

007: heh

Tumaros: because he liked being half-ghost he made like a whole armada of ghosty1 ghosty2 etc.

007: i guess he wasnt black eh

Tumaros: ...yes actually

 

This next one was pretty long so I put it here.

 

It may not make sense to some people and it may be offensive in some places. You have been warned.

[Kendai]

This next one was pretty long so I put it here.

 

It may not make sense to some people and it may be offensive in some places. You have been warned. 

 

Oh... my... I do believe I have been scarred. Ack, it's ze fjork!

[Beorn]

Here is everyobdies favorite chat log quote

 

You were channel muted (can't talk on the channels for 20 minutes) by Learner.

[Kala]

Real men are denoobed.

[Beorn]

(*) Beorn summoned a TirasHazor

 

Ant spam!!!!

[beorn]: Free the ants from learners slavory!

[PM from Ant_4: Wo don't want to be free!!!!!]

[PM from Ant_1: Wo don't want to be free!!!!!]

[PM from Ant_18: Wo don't want to be free!!!!!]

[PM from Ant_28: Wo don't want to be free!!!!!]

[PM from Ant_37: Wo don't want to be free!!!!!]

[PM from Ant_2: Wo don't want to be free!!!!!]

[PM from Ant_14: Wo don't want to be free!!!!!]

[PM from Ant_9: Wo don't want to be free!!!!!]

[PM from Ant_23: Wo don't want to be free!!!!!]

[PM from Ant_8: Wo don't want to be free!!!!!]

[PM from Ant_40: Wo don't want to be free!!!!!]

[PM from Ant_43: Wo don't want to be free!!!!!]

[PM from Ant_Queen: Wo don't want to be free!!!!!]

[PM from Ant_17: Wo don't want to be free!!!!!]

[PM from Ant_6: Wo don't want to be free!!!!!]

[PM from Ant_5: Wo don't want to be free!!!!!]

[PM from Ant_32: Wo don't want to be free!!!!!]

[PM from Ant_25: Wo don't want to be free!!!!!]

[PM from Ant_22: Wo don't want to be free!!!!!]

[PM from Ant_36: Wo don't want to be free!!!!!]

[PM from Ant_3: Wo don't want to be free!!!!!]

[PM from Ant_19: Wo don't want to be free!!!!!]

[PM from Ant_16: Wo don't want to be free!!!!!]

 

[beorn]: Free the ants they have robot feelings too!

[PM from Ant_3: We WANT to be slaves!!!!! Don't free us!!]

[PM from Ant_2: We WANT to be slaves!!!!! Don't free us!!]

[PM from Ant_12: We WANT to be slaves!!!!! Don't free us!!]

[PM from Ant_35: We WANT to be slaves!!!!! Don't free us!!]

[PM from Ant_14: We WANT to be slaves!!!!! Don't free us!!]

[PM from Ant_11: We WANT to be slaves!!!!! Don't free us!!]

[PM from Ant_30: We WANT to be slaves!!!!! Don't free us!!]

[PM from Ant_18: We WANT to be slaves!!!!! Don't free us!!]

[PM from Ant_39: We WANT to be slaves!!!!! Don't free us!!]

[PM from Ant_5: We WANT to be slaves!!!!! Don't free us!!]

[PM from Ant_Slayton: We WANT to be slaves!!!!! Don't free us!!]

[PM from Ant_Learner: We WANT to be slaves!!!!! Don't free us!!]

[PM from Ant_15: We WANT to be slaves!!!!! Don't free us!!]

[PM from Ant_48: We WANT to be slaves!!!!! Don't free us!!]

[PM from Ant_28: We WANT to be slaves!!!!! Don't free us!!]

[PM from Ant_22: We WANT to be slaves!!!!! Don't free us!!]

[PM from Ant_17: We WANT to be slaves!!!!! Don't free us!!]

[PM from Ant_Queen: We WANT to be slaves!!!!! Don't free us!!]

[PM from Ant_1: We WANT to be slaves!!!!! Don't free us!!]

[PM from Ant_7: We WANT to be slaves!!!!! Don't free us!!]

[PM from Ant_26: We WANT to be slaves!!!!! Don't free us!!]

[PM from Ant_4: We WANT to be slaves!!!!! Don't free us!!]

 

[beorn]: Halla masa learna you been slavin any antz todai?

[PM from Ant_1: Down with freedom!!!!!! Slavory for ALL!!]

[PM from Ant_52: Down with freedom!!!!!! Slavory for ALL!!]

[PM from Ant_Queen: Down with freedom!!!!!! Slavory for ALL!!]

[PM from Ant_13: Down with freedom!!!!!! Slavory for ALL!!]

[PM from Ant_20: Down with freedom!!!!!! Slavory for ALL!!]

[PM from Ant_48: Down with freedom!!!!!! Slavory for ALL!!]

[PM from Ant_18: Down with freedom!!!!!! Slavory for ALL!!]

[PM from Ant_8: Down with freedom!!!!!! Slavory for ALL!!]

[PM from Ant_15: Down with freedom!!!!!! Slavory for ALL!!]

[PM from Ant_21: Down with freedom!!!!!! Slavory for ALL!!]

[PM from Ant_16: Down with freedom!!!!!! Slavory for ALL!!]

[PM from Ant_35: Down with freedom!!!!!! Slavory for ALL!!]

[PM from Ant_2: Down with freedom!!!!!! Slavory for ALL!!]

[PM from Ant_3: Down with freedom!!!!!! Slavory for ALL!!]

[PM from Ant_7: Down with freedom!!!!!! Slavory for ALL!!]

[PM from Ant_32: Down with freedom!!!!!! Slavory for ALL!!]

[PM from Ant_10: Down with freedom!!!!!! Slavory for ALL!!]

[PM from Ant_28: Down with freedom!!!!!! Slavory for ALL!!]

[PM from Ant_49: Down with freedom!!!!!! Slavory for ALL!!]

[PM from Ant_Learner: Down with freedom!!!!!! Slavory for ALL!!]

[PM from Ant_29: Down with freedom!!!!!! Slavory for ALL!!]

[PM from Ant_33: Down with freedom!!!!!! Slavory for ALL!!]

[PM from Ant_Placid: Down with freedom!!!!!! Slavory for ALL!!]

[PM from Ant_Slayton: Down with freedom!!!!!! Slavory for ALL!!]

[the_antiroot]

A few of my favourites

(warning, may contain geek humor)

 

The Grum collection (mostly one liners)

 

[PM from Grum: fuck. SegFault]

 

[PM from Grum: cool!!! i was disconnected before i logged in!]

 

[PM from Grum: but here's your free tip for the day: it's not a good idea to

make "i" a global variable name ]

 

[PM from Grum: d'oh!!! of course i don't get a PM. the bot and i are on

different servers...]

 

[PM from Grum: just let me know when you're about to kill yourself again]

 

[PM from Grum: messengers driving you up the wall yet?]

[PM to Grum: <afk>This is you know who,  you know where, so just leave a you

know what,  you know when (beep)]

[PM from Grum: Hey, anti this is Grum, I have nothing to say, so call me back

when you don't want to talk]

...

[PM to Grum: driving me crazy?  wrong tense.]

[PM from Grum: droving you crazy? ]

 

[PM to Grum: dumbest question yesterday "why did you break the messengers?"]

[PM from Grum: get used to it, i did ]

 

#Mod Chat from Grum: actually, i am leaving gotta play Real Life

My Personal favourite from Grum (on the test server)

[PM to Grum: wtf.  wolfie and clops at dp docks!]

[PM from Grum: uh oh]

[PM from Grum: do animal use teleports]

[PM from Grum: ?]

the_antiroot: dunno

[PM to Grum: dunno]

[PM to Grum: yes.]

[PM from Grum: shit!]

 

 

 

Random funnies I found on the way

fangs just hit a teleport nexus, so s/he departed us.

fangs: hey who moved the garden!!!

 

#GM from the_antiroot: when somone can be arsed

 

[Garibaldi]: wonder if entropy had to reset too

 

Dont think I need to say what happened here

[the_antiroot]: fluffy@

[Grum]: cute.. ctach it and eat it

[the_antiroot]: oops

 

#Help request from xxxxxxxx: how do I stop my birth certificate expiring

 

OMFG!!~1! u lmuted xxxxxxxx!

[PM from xxxxxxxx: ur dumb]

[PM to xxxxxxxx: dumb.  without the power of speech.  ironic.]

 

I was going to make sections on all the folks I chat to, but I cant be botered today.

perhaps Ill pick on YOU tomorrow ;-)

Edited August 13, 2005 by the_antiroot

[Beorn]

A usual conversation between kala and I. If it is too complex fo you to understand dont feel bad

 

[PM to Kala: Eeep i just gulped the coffee and bunt a hole in my throat]

[PM from Kala: Awww]

[PM to Kala: Never heard of that song]

[PM from Kala: It's an annoying song.]

[Rahziel]: where is there alot of boars ?

[PM to Kala: Ouch! I have a thermos of water and a themos of coffee that look exactly alike guess which one I gulped to cool down my throat]

[PM from Kala: The thermos of water.]

[PM to Kala: No i mixed them up and got coffee again!]

[PM from Kala: You're quite lucky today, aren't you?]

[PM to Kala: Si.]

[PM from Kala: You should start a potions service, too.]

[PM from Kala: Make SRs and BRs and such.]

[PM to Kala: It was hard enough finding alchemists let alone potion makers lol]

[PM from Kala: Potionubg is easy.]

[PM from Kala: Potioning*]

[PM to Kala: I have the attenion span of a gold fish if you think i can. . . .oh muffins]

[PM from Kala: You mean a gerbil.]

[PM to Kala: I like onions]

[PM from Kala: Hammers.]

[PM from Kala: Happy Hanukkah!]

[PM to Kala: Like gag me with a spoon1]

[PM to Kala: I am jewish?]

[PM from Kala: No thank you, I'll have the pasta.]

[PM to Kala: Is mustard an instrament?]

[PM from Kala: No, it's a Polish.]

[PM to Kala: You need to put this on chat log quotes]

[PM from Kala: Um, I'm not Yiddish if that's what you think.]

[PM to Kala: It should join calenhads guild then]

[PM from Kala: Who?]

[PM from Kala: Are you cheating on me?]

[PM to Kala: I can speak amercan but i have no idea on how to speak english]

[PM to Kala: no i am 4]

[PM from Kala: Hotdogs. Bagels. Toaster.]

[PM to Kala: Save a cow eat a vegetarian.]

[PM from Kala: I have a beagel.]

[PM to Kala: *takes bite of kala's ear*]

[PM to Kala: Good bagels]

[PM from Kala: :hits with a frozen tuna.]

[PM to Kala: Is it chicken or fisH?]

[PM from Kala: Buffalo!]

[PM to Kala: Don't you make noodles out of those?]

[PM from Kala: Widdershins.]

[PM to Kala: If hooters were a door to door service wouldn't they call them knockers?]

[PM from Kala: I have a pet bottle of chocolate.]

[PM to Kala: I had a chocolate lab. but I ate it ]

[PM from Kala: Was his name Fruit Loop?]

[PM to Kala: Do you have worms?]

[PM from Kala: I have Purina.]

[PM to Kala: I am a kitty! bark bark]

[PM from Kala: That can't be good for the carpet.]

[PM to Kala: is that a run way on your smegiegy?]

[PM from Kala: Midget butter.]

[PM to Kala: You'll never guess what i found in my shoe this morning!]

[PM from Kala: Hitler's armpit?]

[PM to Kala: No hitler himself! What evil dictator did you have in your shoe!]

[PM from Kala: Bush!]

[PM to Kala: Well I have kerry in my back pocket!]

[PM to Kala: I am going to post this on chat log quotes brb]

[70347]

Since Anti did some Grum quotes, I'll do some from him.

 

the_antiroot: obey me ir Ill have me kicked as an impersinator ;-)

 

[PM to the_antiroot: hello?]

[PM from the_antiroot: hi]

[PM to the_antiroot: can you accept me]

[PM from the_antiroot: ready for reassimilation?]

[PM to the_antiroot: i am ready to become one with the guild ]

 

[the_antiroot]: they need a "whats up doc" sample for fluffy ;-)

 

[the_antiroot]: not a spy, not a ent.  must be a witch then,, burn himmm  burn himmm ;-)

[the_antiroot]: everyone chipp in some fire ess... burrrnn  himmmm...

 

Also here are some Woodchuck quotes

 

[Woodchuck]: and i can speak sign language...yea thats right speak it, thats how advanced i am

 

[linisius]: i killed one at 3/4

[trolleyjack]: hi every1

[Gandalf_thewhit]:      ?

[linisius]: yes and barehnaded

[Woodchuck]: someones      ?

[linisius]: i am

[Woodchuck]: crap, free peep shows

 

 

[WoodChuck]: i wanna be a jelloking...

 

[WoodChuck]: Goats dont go moo!!!!! get ur facts together!!!!

[WoodChuck]: they go meow! duh

 

[WoodChuck]: steel chain looks like im off to the disco

[WoodChuck]: disco fever!!!