Dent Report post Posted August 7, 2005 Here are some funnies I found in my log. I'm sure you all have some as well. Post them up and share a chuckle. [Grahm]: what is with all the ginks? [Gink_s_Fighter]: gink is my main character..hes my potion thingy maker [Gink_s_Fighter]: so i need a fighter character to back him up on.. [Gink_s_Fighter]: since hes the summoner and all that crap.. hes defenseless [Atahn]: umm, are you admitting to multiplay? [Gink_s_Fighter]: no.. [Gink_s_Fighter]: im not multiplaying.. [Gink_s_Fighter]: im single playing.. [Gink_s_Fighter]: one problem.. how to get items from gink to here.. [Gink_s_Fighter]: is bag dropping illegal? [Learner]: #ban gink* [PM from Learner:] ^^Learner noticed me. I am caught between being awed, or cowering in abject terror! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Alsrir Report post Posted August 7, 2005 Well as i'm not home currently I can remeber one that makes me laugh everytime I see/think of it Canoe: Boner boner boner Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kala Report post Posted August 8, 2005 My entire chat log is too long to post, so here's a quote. #GM from Anastasia: !dark You actually play? Freak. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeone3000 Report post Posted August 8, 2005 (edited) [_a_]: *Me ponders what I should get for summoning*[Anastasia]: You should get a magical summoning wand [slayton]: magical summoning wand.. [_a_]: Wand?Id rather call it a magical summoning stick,thanks [Anastasia]: Okay, stick works. [Anastasia]: I've got the magic stick. [_a_]: >_< [slayton]: you do not have the magic stick [_a_]: Isnt Anastasia a girls name? [Anastasia]: Do too. [Anastasia]: Yeah, it is. [Anastasia]: I'm female. [_a_]: *whistles and walks away* [slayton]: and yet you have the magic stick.. [Anastasia]: Yep. [_a_]: Slay,With girls your better of not asking. Edited August 8, 2005 by freeone3000 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mar(c) Report post Posted August 8, 2005 #GM from Riva_Messenger: [hOaXeR:ef] marc your crazy..#GM from Marc: !ef thnx! #GM from Marc: !ef gonna tell me something I don't know yet? #GM from Riva_Messenger: [hOaXeR:ef] no. Dunno if this funny enough for this thread... actually I dunno what this was about at all, it was nothing more and nothing less than this, totally out of the #0000FF. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Beorn Report post Posted August 8, 2005 Here is one! [beorn]: Ug me bring fire to the newbie people! [ElvenArch]: Fire good. Me like fire. Mmm. Here is another. [gINk]: what i wonder if where these monsters get theyre items.. =P [gINk]: they give titanium books but where do the books come from? [gINk]: vermor's library and they plan to do some reading? =P [beorn]: Errr they get them from the great book lord in the sky. [Learner]: from the printers And another. . [Grahm]: i have a whole village dedicated to my ego [beorn]: *breaks grahms ego in half* [Grahm]: lol [beorn]: There now you have half a village dedicated to your half ego. . .I think. and another. . . . . [Gink_assassin]: so long suckers!! - runs off into a wall - and another. . . .. . . . . Beorn: Check out the latest EL fashion! Beorn: It gives a wise and elderly look and yet it matches at the same time. Grahm: full fur is better Beorn: Murderer! Beorn: You killed innocent animals for that fur! Grahm: where do you think the cape came from? Grahm: *gasps* bunnys TirasHazor: o0 Grahm: and the leather comes from cows Beorn: Bunnys is a different story. . . Beorn: Cows dont move. Grahm: lol Beorn: They need to die. and another. . . . . . .. . . . yoshimaster: not mr bun bun! yoshimaster: * cry * Last one I swear! #GM from DevillaTheGypsy: *is intrigued by vamps pointy ears* #GM from vampireLOREN: these are my chicken george ears #GM from DevillaTheGypsy: *Tackles vamp to the floor and bites of of his ears* #GM from vampireLOREN: ouch #GM from DevillaTheGypsy: Well it's amazing, they tase exactly like chicken o.O Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tumaros Report post Posted August 9, 2005 Well, I'll go with the chat log on this computer, even though I installed EL on this one much later than I started playing (on a different computer)... Erm, in other words, this is a more recent but still old chat log I'm quoting these from... Yyyeah...anyway... This one's not exactly "funny" in essence, but it's sort of ironic (take a look at the last message...subtle joke here) (*) Tumaros summoned a Rabbit Tumaros: come, nibbles, my demon of terror Have you no respect for the dead!? Erm...anyway, random messages: #Message from God: Our newest member is masterbates! (Any relation to GillBates?) #Message from God: Our newest member is SUPERPOOP! Aerowind: odd names nowadays #Message from God: Our newest member is Bladex! Tumaros: welcome to eternal lands, bladex if you have any questions just ask #Message from God: Our newest member is kirtimaasn! #Message from God: Our newest member is ronbono! Tumaros: welcome, kirtimaasn and ronbono! enjoy the game, and if you need any help let me know #Message from God: Our newest member is 742617000026! Tumaros: Welcome to eternal lands...um...numbers person Get off my bones you stupid 3D model! Tumaros: what a loser Apparently I had been gone for a while... MikeH: TUMA! MikeH: TUMATUMATUMATUMATUMA MikeH hugs tuma MikeH: tuuuuuummmmmaaaaaaaa MikeH: yaaaaay Can you say "Excitable?" Oh, and for those who remember "Jormane," he's Josh, a very good friend of mine IRL...I'll never forget the day he first joined... [PM from Jormane: hi] [PM from Jormane: you are gay!!!!!] Umm...yeah... Anyway, not long after was another even closer friend of mine, Luke, a.k.a. "Lukris", that joined... I taught him the basics, and then Jormane appears... Hilarity ensues... Tumaros: want to go rabbit hunting? Tumaros: jor! Lukris: i will try to follow u Jormane: ji Tumaros: ok Tumaros: you can grab some if you like Lukris: is that josh Jormane: ;D Tumaros: we're going rabbit hunting Tumaros: yea Jormane: ya Lukris: hey Tumaros: want to come j? Jormane: where? Tumaros: rabbit hunting Tumaros: on isla prima Jormane: no Tumaros: ok Jormane: ya Tumaros: well lukris Tumaros: as long as you stay on this island you wont be too far from me if you get lost Lukris: i will try and follow u Tumaros: and if you really do, type #beam me up Jormane: gotta go mine some gold ;D Lukris: what do you mean Tumaros: have fun j Tumaros: Lukris: j Jormane: ;D Tumaros: type it lukris sk8erjosh: hi tum Tumaros: j your robe is sexy Tumaros: hi sk8 Tumaros: wherever you are Lukris: fagots Jormane: what??? Jormane: i'll drive my pickaxe into your brain!!! Tumaros: i'll smite you with my sexy cape Jormane: retard!! ;D Tumaros: thank you Lukris: u both are gay Jormane: up yours!!! Lukris: i want a shield Tumaros: j buy him a shield Tumaros: i don't have any money Jormane: you Lukris: me Tumaros: i don't have any money! Lukris: i dont have any money Jormane: to bad Lukris: waaaaa Tumaros: i shall taunt you with my demon of terror (*) Tumaros summoned a Rabbit Tumaros: ok my OTHER demon of terror Jormane: retard!!! Okay, for those of you who skipped that...READ IT! It's funny! Arrg. Another longish one...me and sirkillalot, typical elf-and-dwarf banter at Newbie Island, all while trying to help newbies: sirkillalot: tic tac patty whack, give a dog a bone Tumaros: sir-kill-a-lot goes rolling home Tumaros: now go roll home Tumaros: shoo Tumaros: away with you sirkillalot: but i want to spend precious time with u, my dear Tumaros: you foul-smelling dwarf you sirkillalot: -lifts up arm- sirkillalot: -sniff- sirkillalot: am not! Tejadia: How do I eat food lol Tumaros: err sirkillalot: point ear'd elf! sirkillalot: go back to the trees! Tumaros: stubby short cant-see-over-the-bar-counter dwarf1 Tumaros: go back to your holes in the ground Tumaros: wait someone asked a question sirkillalot: ey "mate" i could drink more "ale' than u Tumaros: um, click on the bag icon Helton: click on the finger icon and click on the food Tumaros: i would cut off your head, dwarf...if it stood but a little higher from the ground Tumaros looks around Tumaros: where's the dwarf? sirkillalot: -puffs out chest- Tumaros looks down 'oh' sirkillalot: -looks up- sirkillalot: -pulls ur pointy ears- Colossus: get along Tumaros bops him on the head 'he started it!' Tumaros pulls his beard Colossus: don't make me come over there sirkillalot: ey matey, that doesn't hurt Tumaros YANKS on his beard sirkillalot: -throws ur cape over ur head- sirkillalot: -wedgie- Tumaros sifts his axe and shoves it up his butt sirkillalot: ouch Tumaros: never mess with an elf Tumaros pulls his cape back and his pants down sirkillalot: colossus, he doesn't kno i jacked his bow Tumaros sighs and pulls out his bow Tumaros: o.o -.- O.O Tumaros: hrm...useless junk anyway #Message from Entropy: the fur cloak bug will be fixed later tonight, sorry for the inconvenience. Please don't PM, I am working at it. Tumaros: fur cloak bug? sirkillalot: what fur cloak bug? Tumaros: there was a fur cloak bug? And finally, some random crap involving our favorite programmer: Tumaros: i wish i knew how to advance my newbe helper level Aerowind: are newb helpers going to get more recigntion besides the fact we are extremely popular j/k lol Entropy: isn't that enough? Tumaros: omg Tumaros: lagging soo bad Tumaros: 1 fps Entropy: 1 fps? wtf? Entropy: mine is 52 Aerowind throws rotten turkey at Ent Aerowind: mine is 4 And of course, Ent's revenge, a bit later: Entropy: tea has a lot of caffeine Entropy: and it's much healthier than caffee Aerowind: caffee taffy, hmmm wut else rhymes withs Ents misspelled coffee j/k lol Entropy kills aerowind Possbily more to come when I'm not as tired and hot and OMG *faints* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kala Report post Posted August 9, 2005 I have a lot of funny stuff, but it's all ban-worthy inappropriate things... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Yoshi Report post Posted August 9, 2005 I have a lot of funny stuff, but it's all ban-worthy inappropriate things... 186699[/snapback] then you have no idea how bad channel 4 was when me,matrixx,gods,slay,mike,jen, and varty where on it at the same time >< we would have been banned instantly if a mod ever checked channel 4 ^^ Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Aislinn Report post Posted August 9, 2005 #Message from God: Our newest member is masterbates!(Any relation to GillBates?) #Message from God: Our newest member is SUPERPOOP! Aerowind: odd names nowadays That's great Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tumaros Report post Posted August 9, 2005 (edited) Few more finds... Ah, must've been the early days: Tumaros: hmmTumaros: i'm lost chatterbug89: i hate being a newb...lol...I am rarely a newb at anything...lol 70347: i have a noob 007: .. 007: adopted? (silly bond...he always knows how to make me feel so good about myself...) chatterbug89: oh i'm stupid! 007: .. Tumaros: me 2! 007: no ur not 007: ur special Okay, so I was desparate... Tumaros: minai marry meLeelooMinai slaps Tumaros Perhaps more some other time...maybe I should start a whole site on this crap Edited August 9, 2005 by Tumaros Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Placid Report post Posted August 10, 2005 #help_me from player_x: how do I eat? #help_me from player_z: arg1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Asmodai Report post Posted August 10, 2005 Now this was a lovely load of pointless fun. The Auditions For Mortos Asmodai: so whats the band calleddamagedtmx: i smell bacon i smell greece look its the bakersfield police Pennifuin: wailing foetus eaters Asmodai frowns cho_yun: Is this the way to Amarillo? Every night ive been hugging my pillow Dreaming dreams of Amarillo And sweet Marie who waits for me Pennifuin: i thought it was a metal band? moments later.... Mortos: Young man, there's no need to feel down.I said, young man, pick yourself off the ground.Mortos: I said, young man, 'cause you're in a new townThere's no need to be unhappy. Mortos: Young man, there's a place you can go.I said, young man, when you're short on your dough. Mortos: You can stay there, and I'm sure you will findMany ways to have a good time. Deadly_Assassin: Ice Ice baby Biker_Boy: ymca! Asmodai: ah mortos is singing Mortos: It's fun to stay at the y-m-c-a. Mortos: come on everyone now! Tranderas: woohoo! Charge: boy we got a drumk mod on our hands Mortos: It's fun to stay at the y-m-c-a. Biker_Boy dances Asmodai: this is bad for your image Mortos: It's fun to stay at the y-m-c-a. Tranderas does the Y M C A Ozzir: hahaa Mortos: hay! Marc: \o/ Mortos: They have everything for young men to enjoy,You can hang out with all the boys ... Ozzir: Y Ozzir: M chickengeorge: rofl Ozzir: C Ozzir: A After a Bohemien Rhapsody or two..... Nelson: the_antiroot I know a song that will get on your nervesNelson: the_antiroot get on your nerves Nelson: the_antiroot get on your nerves Nelson: the_antiroot I know a song that will get on your nerves Nelson: the_antiroot GET ON YOUR NeRVES! Nelson: the_antiroot I know a song that will get on your nerves Nelson: the_antiroot get on your nerves Nelson: the_antiroot get on your nerves Nelson: the_antiroot I know a song that will get on your nerves Nelson: the_antiroot GET ON YOUR NeRVES! Somehow we felt Nelson had practised this one. As dusk draws near, and the stars appear..... Mortos: suzanne, will u hav this dance?SimAnt leaves due to the unacceptable refrences that are bbeing said... Asmodai: lmao Ozzir: lol Mortos: oh smeg phone cho_yun: whats goign on? Ghrae: o.O? Asmodai: rofl Asmodai: mortos has a buisness call Pennifuin: avast ye landlubbers, sing us a shanty! cho_yun: is this some sort of contest? Asmodai: aye! Mortos: back Charge: I think Im missing the part where this is fun 0.o Pennifuin: Fifteen men on a dead mans chest Yo ho ho and a bottle of rumDrink and the devil be done for the rest Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum Mortos: f'n telemarketers! I never found out who passed the audition, or where the Mortos Metal band gigs Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
goatsgomoo Report post Posted August 10, 2005 Tumaros: minai marry meLeelooMinai slaps Tumaros Hrm... I thought there were 2 slaps... I have it in my old chatlog... which is appearantly on a CD in another computer instead of on this computer. (I have way too much chatlog to go through and find good stuff... Maybe I'll do it a bit later...) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rasberrybeard Report post Posted August 10, 2005 [PM to dOcToR: stay] [PM from dOcToR: yes master] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tumaros Report post Posted August 10, 2005 Actually goats, there were 3, but I like being direct Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeone3000 Report post Posted August 10, 2005 (edited) #GM from Kala: Hi2u I jUsT tAlKeD oN aIm WiTh ThIs ChIcK bUt ShE hAd RaBiEs #GM from Kala: OMGLOLLERSHATES2UHAHAHAHA!!11 #GM from Kala 101 p3r50n2 j00 n008 1 pwn3d u 14m3r cuz 1 4m 73h h4x0r #GM from Kala: HELP PLZ WHAT IS 1+1 !????!1111111111 #GM from Anastasia: 3 #GM from Anastasia: That's why we practice ABSTINENCE #GM from Anastasia: I posted another. #GM from Kamoricks: I'm like... fixing mine. #GM from Kamoricks: It said it was too big. #GM from Anastasia: Your (try and guess) #GM from Kamoricks: No, unfortunately. #GM from Kamoricks: My post. #GM from TWIN_Messenger: [sora_barzahd:dark] *holds hazor hostage* u can eather save hazor or get a bigillion dollars #GM from TWIN_Messenger: [sora_barzahd:dark] wat will it be #GM from Kala: !dark I'm rich! #GM from Kala: This is temporary. #GM from Ragnarok: What is? #GM from Kala: Because everybody will hurt me for this. #GM from freeone3000: No they won't. #GM from Ragnarok: I will. [PM from Ciara: Oh come on he makes CHEF BRIAN LOOK NORMAL..] #GM from Xentro: Teh smeg?! Free in Twin? Oh well, be right back, need to screw up my game files more. #GM from Kala: What he said. [goatsgomoo]: Mire, how would that piss Satan off? [Kala]: fart? [Kala]: Or sunny? [Lyanna]: Anyone see who stole the topic? I got some of this off the twin forums, but it IS in my chatlog. I'm fairly sure. Also, I left out the worse ones. Edited August 10, 2005 by freeone3000 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
70347 Report post Posted August 13, 2005 This first one is from the day when Carmien Manor was first out. LV(stage_crew at the time) and I were exploring it when we found Roja being attacked by two ogres at once. stage_crew: its soo big70347: thats good stage_crew: go roja Roja: agh! 2 of them! 70347: 2 at once stage_crew: god mode rocks huh 70347: is this multi comabt stage_crew: yes Roja: come on guys..help 70347: cool stage_crew: i cant 70347: im weak with mm stage_crew: im weak Roja: hellpp!! Roja: ahhhh!! 70347: its not like u can die stage_crew: 2help to roja, stat! stage_crew: ;p Here is some random stuff from Tumaros. Tumaros: arrTumaros: i had a lot of names 70347: pirates? Tumaros: let me reminisce shh Tumaros: Tumaros Tumaros: Tumaros_Treesoar Tumaros: Tumaros_AFK Tumaros: One_Eye_Treesoar Tumaros: arr Tumaros: Grallen Tumaros: Monore Tumaros: Zak 007: frukas Tumaros: Russian_Cleric! 007: hehe Tumaros: The early early early days! 007: xD Tumaros: who else Tumaros: Slaytette Tumaros: mortos_reborn 007: i'd reminisce but it'd take weeks Tumaros: umm Tumaros: tons of imitations Tumaros: like s1ayton Yoshi: i have kris_kringle, beat that Tumaros: only they were deleted Tumaros: ooo santa was maggi right? 007: i have tiraslazer 007: and 007 Yoshi: and yosh1 lpa: rworld 007: i have abc, 123, ice, red, 007: albino Tumaros: shh 007: albinoman 007: albinowoman 007: albinoelf Tumaros: it'll take u forever 007: albinoelfwoman lpa: thaxs for healing me who ever did that 007: albinodwarf Tumaros: ...who remembers ghosty? 007: albinodwarfwoman Yoshi: what was it tuma...doubleoseven? 007: me 007: xD 007: ghosty... Tumaros: ghosty - ent's fav. player 007: heh Tumaros: because he liked being half-ghost he made like a whole armada of ghosty1 ghosty2 etc. 007: i guess he wasnt black eh Tumaros: ...yes actually This next one was pretty long so I put it here. It may not make sense to some people and it may be offensive in some places. You have been warned. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kendai Report post Posted August 13, 2005 This next one was pretty long so I put it here. It may not make sense to some people and it may be offensive in some places. You have been warned. Oh... my... I do believe I have been scarred. Ack, it's ze fjork! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Beorn Report post Posted August 13, 2005 Here is everyobdies favorite chat log quote You were channel muted (can't talk on the channels for 20 minutes) by Learner. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kala Report post Posted August 13, 2005 Real men are denoobed. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Beorn Report post Posted August 13, 2005 (*) Beorn summoned a TirasHazor Ant spam!!!! [beorn]: Free the ants from learners slavory![PM from Ant_4: Wo don't want to be free!!!!!] [PM from Ant_1: Wo don't want to be free!!!!!] [PM from Ant_18: Wo don't want to be free!!!!!] [PM from Ant_28: Wo don't want to be free!!!!!] [PM from Ant_37: Wo don't want to be free!!!!!] [PM from Ant_2: Wo don't want to be free!!!!!] [PM from Ant_14: Wo don't want to be free!!!!!] [PM from Ant_9: Wo don't want to be free!!!!!] [PM from Ant_23: Wo don't want to be free!!!!!] [PM from Ant_8: Wo don't want to be free!!!!!] [PM from Ant_40: Wo don't want to be free!!!!!] [PM from Ant_43: Wo don't want to be free!!!!!] [PM from Ant_Queen: Wo don't want to be free!!!!!] [PM from Ant_17: Wo don't want to be free!!!!!] [PM from Ant_6: Wo don't want to be free!!!!!] [PM from Ant_5: Wo don't want to be free!!!!!] [PM from Ant_32: Wo don't want to be free!!!!!] [PM from Ant_25: Wo don't want to be free!!!!!] [PM from Ant_22: Wo don't want to be free!!!!!] [PM from Ant_36: Wo don't want to be free!!!!!] [PM from Ant_3: Wo don't want to be free!!!!!] [PM from Ant_19: Wo don't want to be free!!!!!] [PM from Ant_16: Wo don't want to be free!!!!!] [beorn]: Free the ants they have robot feelings too![PM from Ant_3: We WANT to be slaves!!!!! Don't free us!!] [PM from Ant_2: We WANT to be slaves!!!!! Don't free us!!] [PM from Ant_12: We WANT to be slaves!!!!! Don't free us!!] [PM from Ant_35: We WANT to be slaves!!!!! Don't free us!!] [PM from Ant_14: We WANT to be slaves!!!!! Don't free us!!] [PM from Ant_11: We WANT to be slaves!!!!! Don't free us!!] [PM from Ant_30: We WANT to be slaves!!!!! Don't free us!!] [PM from Ant_18: We WANT to be slaves!!!!! Don't free us!!] [PM from Ant_39: We WANT to be slaves!!!!! Don't free us!!] [PM from Ant_5: We WANT to be slaves!!!!! Don't free us!!] [PM from Ant_Slayton: We WANT to be slaves!!!!! Don't free us!!] [PM from Ant_Learner: We WANT to be slaves!!!!! Don't free us!!] [PM from Ant_15: We WANT to be slaves!!!!! Don't free us!!] [PM from Ant_48: We WANT to be slaves!!!!! Don't free us!!] [PM from Ant_28: We WANT to be slaves!!!!! Don't free us!!] [PM from Ant_22: We WANT to be slaves!!!!! Don't free us!!] [PM from Ant_17: We WANT to be slaves!!!!! Don't free us!!] [PM from Ant_Queen: We WANT to be slaves!!!!! Don't free us!!] [PM from Ant_1: We WANT to be slaves!!!!! Don't free us!!] [PM from Ant_7: We WANT to be slaves!!!!! Don't free us!!] [PM from Ant_26: We WANT to be slaves!!!!! Don't free us!!] [PM from Ant_4: We WANT to be slaves!!!!! Don't free us!!] [beorn]: Halla masa learna you been slavin any antz todai?[PM from Ant_1: Down with freedom!!!!!! Slavory for ALL!!] [PM from Ant_52: Down with freedom!!!!!! Slavory for ALL!!] [PM from Ant_Queen: Down with freedom!!!!!! Slavory for ALL!!] [PM from Ant_13: Down with freedom!!!!!! Slavory for ALL!!] [PM from Ant_20: Down with freedom!!!!!! Slavory for ALL!!] [PM from Ant_48: Down with freedom!!!!!! Slavory for ALL!!] [PM from Ant_18: Down with freedom!!!!!! Slavory for ALL!!] [PM from Ant_8: Down with freedom!!!!!! Slavory for ALL!!] [PM from Ant_15: Down with freedom!!!!!! Slavory for ALL!!] [PM from Ant_21: Down with freedom!!!!!! Slavory for ALL!!] [PM from Ant_16: Down with freedom!!!!!! Slavory for ALL!!] [PM from Ant_35: Down with freedom!!!!!! Slavory for ALL!!] [PM from Ant_2: Down with freedom!!!!!! Slavory for ALL!!] [PM from Ant_3: Down with freedom!!!!!! Slavory for ALL!!] [PM from Ant_7: Down with freedom!!!!!! Slavory for ALL!!] [PM from Ant_32: Down with freedom!!!!!! Slavory for ALL!!] [PM from Ant_10: Down with freedom!!!!!! Slavory for ALL!!] [PM from Ant_28: Down with freedom!!!!!! Slavory for ALL!!] [PM from Ant_49: Down with freedom!!!!!! Slavory for ALL!!] [PM from Ant_Learner: Down with freedom!!!!!! Slavory for ALL!!] [PM from Ant_29: Down with freedom!!!!!! Slavory for ALL!!] [PM from Ant_33: Down with freedom!!!!!! Slavory for ALL!!] [PM from Ant_Placid: Down with freedom!!!!!! Slavory for ALL!!] [PM from Ant_Slayton: Down with freedom!!!!!! Slavory for ALL!!] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
the_antiroot Report post Posted August 13, 2005 (edited) A few of my favourites (warning, may contain geek humor) The Grum collection (mostly one liners) [PM from Grum: fuck. SegFault] [PM from Grum: cool!!! i was disconnected before i logged in!] [PM from Grum: but here's your free tip for the day: it's not a good idea to make "i" a global variable name ] [PM from Grum: d'oh!!! of course i don't get a PM. the bot and i are on different servers...] [PM from Grum: just let me know when you're about to kill yourself again] [PM from Grum: messengers driving you up the wall yet?] [PM to Grum: <afk>This is you know who, you know where, so just leave a you know what, you know when (beep)] [PM from Grum: Hey, anti this is Grum, I have nothing to say, so call me back when you don't want to talk] ... [PM to Grum: driving me crazy? wrong tense.] [PM from Grum: droving you crazy? ] [PM to Grum: dumbest question yesterday "why did you break the messengers?"] [PM from Grum: get used to it, i did ] #Mod Chat from Grum: actually, i am leaving gotta play Real Life My Personal favourite from Grum (on the test server) [PM to Grum: wtf. wolfie and clops at dp docks!][PM from Grum: uh oh] [PM from Grum: do animal use teleports] [PM from Grum: ?] the_antiroot: dunno [PM to Grum: dunno] [PM to Grum: yes.] [PM from Grum: shit!] Random funnies I found on the way fangs just hit a teleport nexus, so s/he departed us.fangs: hey who moved the garden!!! #GM from the_antiroot: when somone can be arsed [Garibaldi]: wonder if entropy had to reset too Dont think I need to say what happened here [the_antiroot]: fluffy@[Grum]: cute.. ctach it and eat it [the_antiroot]: oops #Help request from xxxxxxxx: how do I stop my birth certificate expiring OMFG!!~1! u lmuted xxxxxxxx![PM from xxxxxxxx: ur dumb] [PM to xxxxxxxx: dumb. without the power of speech. ironic.] I was going to make sections on all the folks I chat to, but I cant be botered today. perhaps Ill pick on YOU tomorrow ;-) Edited August 13, 2005 by the_antiroot Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Beorn Report post Posted August 13, 2005 A usual conversation between kala and I. If it is too complex fo you to understand dont feel bad [PM to Kala: Eeep i just gulped the coffee and bunt a hole in my throat][PM from Kala: Awww] [PM to Kala: Never heard of that song] [PM from Kala: It's an annoying song.] [Rahziel]: where is there alot of boars ? [PM to Kala: Ouch! I have a thermos of water and a themos of coffee that look exactly alike guess which one I gulped to cool down my throat] [PM from Kala: The thermos of water.] [PM to Kala: No i mixed them up and got coffee again!] [PM from Kala: You're quite lucky today, aren't you?] [PM to Kala: Si.] [PM from Kala: You should start a potions service, too.] [PM from Kala: Make SRs and BRs and such.] [PM to Kala: It was hard enough finding alchemists let alone potion makers lol] [PM from Kala: Potionubg is easy.] [PM from Kala: Potioning*] [PM to Kala: I have the attenion span of a gold fish if you think i can. . . .oh muffins] [PM from Kala: You mean a gerbil.] [PM to Kala: I like onions] [PM from Kala: Hammers.] [PM from Kala: Happy Hanukkah!] [PM to Kala: Like gag me with a spoon1] [PM to Kala: I am jewish?] [PM from Kala: No thank you, I'll have the pasta.] [PM to Kala: Is mustard an instrament?] [PM from Kala: No, it's a Polish.] [PM to Kala: You need to put this on chat log quotes] [PM from Kala: Um, I'm not Yiddish if that's what you think.] [PM to Kala: It should join calenhads guild then] [PM from Kala: Who?] [PM from Kala: Are you cheating on me?] [PM to Kala: I can speak amercan but i have no idea on how to speak english] [PM to Kala: no i am 4] [PM from Kala: Hotdogs. Bagels. Toaster.] [PM to Kala: Save a cow eat a vegetarian.] [PM from Kala: I have a beagel.] [PM to Kala: *takes bite of kala's ear*] [PM to Kala: Good bagels] [PM from Kala: :hits with a frozen tuna.] [PM to Kala: Is it chicken or fisH?] [PM from Kala: Buffalo!] [PM to Kala: Don't you make noodles out of those?] [PM from Kala: Widdershins.] [PM to Kala: If hooters were a door to door service wouldn't they call them knockers?] [PM from Kala: I have a pet bottle of chocolate.] [PM to Kala: I had a chocolate lab. but I ate it ] [PM from Kala: Was his name Fruit Loop?] [PM to Kala: Do you have worms?] [PM from Kala: I have Purina.] [PM to Kala: I am a kitty! bark bark] [PM from Kala: That can't be good for the carpet.] [PM to Kala: is that a run way on your smegiegy?] [PM from Kala: Midget butter.] [PM to Kala: You'll never guess what i found in my shoe this morning!] [PM from Kala: Hitler's armpit?] [PM to Kala: No hitler himself! What evil dictator did you have in your shoe!] [PM from Kala: Bush!] [PM to Kala: Well I have kerry in my back pocket!] [PM to Kala: I am going to post this on chat log quotes brb] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
70347 Report post Posted August 13, 2005 Since Anti did some Grum quotes, I'll do some from him. the_antiroot: obey me ir Ill have me kicked as an impersinator ;-) [PM to the_antiroot: hello?][PM from the_antiroot: hi] [PM to the_antiroot: can you accept me] [PM from the_antiroot: ready for reassimilation?] [PM to the_antiroot: i am ready to become one with the guild ] [the_antiroot]: they need a "whats up doc" sample for fluffy ;-) [the_antiroot]: not a spy, not a ent. must be a witch then,, burn himmm burn himmm ;-)[the_antiroot]: everyone chipp in some fire ess... burrrnn himmmm... Also here are some Woodchuck quotes [Woodchuck]: and i can speak sign language...yea thats right speak it, thats how advanced i am [linisius]: i killed one at 3/4[trolleyjack]: hi every1 [Gandalf_thewhit]: ? [linisius]: yes and barehnaded [Woodchuck]: someones ? [linisius]: i am [Woodchuck]: crap, free peep shows [WoodChuck]: i wanna be a jelloking... [WoodChuck]: Goats dont go moo!!!!! get ur facts together!!!![WoodChuck]: they go meow! duh [WoodChuck]: steel chain looks like im off to the disco[WoodChuck]: disco fever!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites