Quinticus Report post Posted June 29, 2005 It has come to my attention that the wool has successfully been pulled over the eyes of the ENTIRE Eternal Lands Community. It is my hopes that this thread is read before it is deleted. Even as i write this, i'm sure i'm being monitored. The Truth About Grum There has been a rumor before that Grum was a bot, not an actual living, breathing, person. Many dismissed it before it even reached their eyes. I can tell you for sure that it is the truth. Grum is indeed a bot. In discovering and verifying this stunning fac, I came across something even more sinister than the lie Grum leads; there is a conspericy at hand. Grum is actually a tool of the government. Allow me to explain: Entropy is not a fan the U.S. President currently residing in office (his name will not be mentioned here so as to avoid triggers). This certain official learned of his dislike and became very chagrined and disgruntled. He decided to have an assualt launched in order to collapse Entropy's life to get back at him, beginning with EL. Grum was inserted into the community to build trust and begin programming. Thus he has done, and the end has almost made itself evident many times. The server crash almost a year ago, the events update that caused mass panic, and the economy troubles are all his doing. In fact his programming initializer reads: char Grum = Satan; Here character isn't actually a data type, it is actually his personality, and Satan explains itself. It also has a double meaning. Shivar is Satan reborn these days. In actuality Shivar (priviously the name Satan) was spawned by Grum in order to throw us off. Be wary of him too! Make no mistake, folks. These people are DANGEROUS! They are going to take down the community of EL due to our involvment with a creation of entropy. Why do you think Entropy quit programming EL?!?!?!?!?! Barren moon my @$$!!! PROTECT YOURSELVES!! STAY INDOORS!!! -Quinticus the doomed Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mireille Report post Posted June 29, 2005 Brilliant. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Euric Report post Posted June 29, 2005 bull smeg.. shivar is nothing but a 12 year old heroin addict.. he cant have the brain to do this st00f Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Quinticus Report post Posted June 29, 2005 Please do not turn this thread into a flame. IT IS FOR YOUR SAFETY!!! Shivar is not actually a person either. She (previously a he in the shape of Satan) is another bot spawned by Grum (the bot) in order to fool us into thinking he was benevolent. I have seen through the sham, and am trying to warn others. Keep your pets indoors, guard your sisters, and get out your circa 1300's makeshift shotguns!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Quinticus Report post Posted June 29, 2005 (edited) UPDATE: I have personally spoken with Tumaros the Prophet, and he lead guided me to enlightenment. (His Thread) This has lead me to this prediction! This does not mean it's going to happen...but that it could!!! I have already lost the fight! Look! Vote for Eternal Lands as game of the month on mpogd.com in order to keep the fight alive! Carry on my memory! WE MUST NOT LOSE TO THIS...THIS MONSTROCITY! Edited June 29, 2005 by Quinticus Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LabRat Report post Posted June 29, 2005 (edited) grum is reading this post as we speak - oh my god he is tapped into the internet too run for the hills <hand on heart>Oh say can you see by the dawn's early light w er mumble mumble banner mumble land of the free and the home of the brave</hand on heart> Edited June 29, 2005 by LabRat Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
amplifire Report post Posted June 29, 2005 http://www.googlefight.com/index.php?lang=...1=sex&word2=god shows where our priorities really lie Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
m_bee Report post Posted June 29, 2005 http://www.googlefight.com/index.php?lang=...1=sex&word2=god shows where our priorities really lie 175356[/snapback] Surprised, I thought the difference would be much higher, by some magnitude order :lol: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Grum Report post Posted June 29, 2005 ROFL I'm sure that Entropy will agree with you that I do everything I possibly can to piss him off. However, I would just like to make clear that I'm not responsible for spawning Shivar/Satan/Scarr/whatever his name is this week. That entity is purely the result of quantum fluctuations in the vacuum (no, I also have no clue what I'm talking about). Also, I'm not controlled by the government (which government, btw?). In fact, I'm not controlled at all, and everything I do is random. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
crannog Report post Posted June 29, 2005 LOL...its all true i am a believer Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tanyia Report post Posted June 29, 2005 For random, you have really great typing skills. Scareh. Isn't Nera his spawn too? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
crannog Report post Posted June 29, 2005 YES - nera is his witch...dont believe everying you hear i think that satan/shivar the she/he is just a creation of the server to piss us all off. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Halakermaker Report post Posted June 30, 2005 You really think the government would target this one game? Im sure they have better things to do than kill EL Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Judgeman Report post Posted June 30, 2005 Quinticus are you ok or not cuz u are going mentle Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sistema Report post Posted June 30, 2005 are you serious!!?!?! Shivar is a bot?!?! omg, i've been talking with a bot! >.< and I have a bot friend I need to see a doctor Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Learner Report post Posted June 30, 2005 are you serious!!?!?! Shivar is a bot?!?!omg, i've been talking with a bot! >.< and I have a bot friend I need to see a doctor 175415[/snapback] Maybe you just need a lube and an oil change? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Derin Report post Posted June 30, 2005 For those who are still in doubt. This was intercepted from the secret Bot-chat channel: #Bot Chat from Grum: ph34r m3 #Bot Chat from Shivar: 111000110000111000 #Bot Chat from Grum: get_world_x_y() After this the intercept was broken, then: #Message from gru.. err... god: Server is going down. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kala Report post Posted June 30, 2005 Of course this is true! However, you have it mixed up. Entropy made Shivar, not Grum. Why else who he unban Shivar five days early? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mireille Report post Posted June 30, 2005 (edited) Of course this is true! However, you have it mixed up. Entropy made Shivar, not Grum. Why else who he unban Shivar five days early? 175465[/snapback] To make people think that it's Entropy who spawned Shivar, it's obvious. Entropy is protecting Grum. It looks like the conspiracy has an underlying thread. Edited June 30, 2005 by Mireille Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
scarr Report post Posted June 30, 2005 Im a bot that works for alquida (dont know how to spell that im from iraq) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Arnieman Report post Posted June 30, 2005 To make people think that it's Entropy who spawned Shivar, it's obvious. Entropy is protecting Grum. It looks like the conspiracy has an underlying thread. 175492[/snapback] So, Entropy is helping Grum to destroy him... :lol: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tanyia Report post Posted June 30, 2005 So, Entropy is helping Grum to destroy him... :lol: 175598[/snapback] What a masochist. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
goatsgomoo Report post Posted June 30, 2005 Kansle is trying to censor us! He's part of the conspiracy, too! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
