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50 Things to Do on the First Day of class

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Well after the wide spread success of my last list of 50-thing to do (Durin a final exam), I decided to post another list.

 

This time I give you:

50 Fun Things to Do on the First Day of Class

 

 

1. Smoke a pipe and respond to each point the professor makes by

    waving it and saying, "Quite right, old bean!"

2. Wear X-Ray Specs. Every few minutes, ask the professor to focus

    the overhead projector.

3. Sit in the front row and spend the lecture filing your teeth into

    sharp points.

4. Sit in the front and color in your textbook.

5. When the professor calls your name in roll, respond "that's my

    name, don't wear it out!"

6. Introduce yourself to the class as the "master of the pan flute".

7. Give the professor a copy of The Watchtower. Ask him where his

    soul would go if he died tomorrow.

8. Wear earmuffs. Every few minutes, ask the professor to speak

    louder.

9. Leave permanent markers by the dry-erase board.

10. Squint thoughtfully while giving the professor strange looks. In

    the middle of lecture, tell him he looks familiar and ask whether

    he was ever in an episode of Starsky and Hutch.

11. Ask whether the first chapter will be on the test. If the

    professor says no, rip the pages out of your textbook.

12. Become entranced with your first physics lecture, and declare your

    intention to pursue a career in measurements and units.

13. Sing your questions.

14. Speak only in rhymes and hum the Underdog theme.

15. When the professor calls roll, after each name scream "THAT'S

    MEEEEE! Oh, no, sorry."

16. Insist in a Southern drawl that your name really is Wuchen Li. If

    you actually are Chinese, insist that your name is Vladimir

    Fernandez O'Reilly.

17. Page through the textbook scratching each picture and sniffing it.

18. Wear your pajamas. Pretend not to notice that you've done so.

19. Hold up a piece of paper that says in large letters "CHECK YOUR

    FLY".

20. Inform the class that you are Belgian royalty, and have a friend

    bang cymbals together whenever your name is spoken.

21. Stare continually at the professor's crotch. Occassionally lick

    your lips.

22. Address the professor as "your excellency".

23. Sit in the front, sniff suspiciously, and ask the professor if

    he's been drinking.

24. Shout "WOW!" after every sentence of the lecture.

25. Bring a mirror and spend the lecture writing Bible verses on your

    face.

26. Ask whether you have to come to class.

27. Present the professor with a large fruit basket.

28. Bring a "seeing eye rooster" to class.

29. Feign an unintelligible accent and repeatedly ask, "Vet ozzle

    haffen dee henvay?" Become aggitated when the professor can't

    understand you.

30. Relive your Junior High days by leaving chalk stuffed in the

    chalkboard erasers.

31. Watch the professor through binoculars.

32. Start a "wave" in a large lecture hall.

33. Ask to introduce your "invisible friend" in the empty seat beside

    you, and ask for one extra copy of each handout.

34. When the professor turns on his laser pointer, scream "AAAGH! MY

    EYES!"

35. Correct the professor at least ten times on the pronunciation of

    your name, even it's Smith. Claim that the i is silent.

36. Sit in the front row reading the professor's graduate thesis and

    snickering.

37. As soon as the first bell rings, volunteer to put a problem on the

    board. Ignore the professor's reply and proceed to do so anyway.

38. Claim that you wrote the class text book.

39. Claim to be the teaching assistant. If the real one objects, jump

    up and scream "IMPOSTER!"

40. Spend the lecture blowing kisses to other students.

41. Every few minutes, take a sheet of notebook paper, write "Signup

    Sheet #5" at the top, and start passing it around the room.

42. Stand to ask questions. Bow deeply before taking your seat after

    the professor answers.

43. Wear a cape with a big S on it. Inform classmates that the S

    stands for "stud".

44. Interrupt every few minutes to ask the professor, "Can you spell

    that?"

45. Disassemble your pen. "Accidently" propel pieces across the room

    while playing with the spring. Go on furtive expeditions to

    retrieve the pieces. Repeat.

46. Wink at the professor every few minutes.

47. In the middle of lecture, ask your professor whether he believes

    in ghosts.

48. Laugh heartily at everything the professor says. Snort when you

    laugh.

49. Wear a black hooded cloak to class and ring a bell.

50. Ask your math professor to pull the roll chart above the

    blackboard of ancient Greek trade routes down farther because you

    can't see Macedonia.

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heheehe I did #49.... the teacher promptly asked me to leave and I told him I was the reincarnation of the deliah lama.... he said he didn't care and told me to leave again so I shouted as loud as I could "that's it... I am making sure you come back as a pile of dog dung in your next life!!!"

 

I love being me...

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heheehe I did #49.... the teacher promptly asked me to leave and I told him I was the reincarnation of the deliah lama.... he said he didn't care and told me to leave again so I shouted as loud as I could "that's it... I am making sure you come back as a pile of dog dung in your next life!!!"

 

I love being me...

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Err...I don't think he meant for somebody to actually *DO* those things, although they are very funny. -_-

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When I was much younger (I think Kindergarten), I actually did #5 in one of my classes...

 

Throughout Jr. High and High School, my pens somtimes broke, and I'd fix them in the middle of class.... occasionally, the pieces would get loose from me, and I'd have to retrieve them... sometimes one of my classmates would retrieve the piece for me if it landed near them... so I did #45 too.

 

That's 2 off the list.

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I remember in jr high people would use the pen springs to shoot at each other. then they'd start bringing rubber bands and flinging bits of paper around. tonsafun

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I remember in jr high people would use the pen springs to shoot at each other. then they'd start bringing rubber bands and flinging bits of paper around. tonsafun

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when I was in Jr. High, using the springs to launch pen parts wasn't so popular. evidently, a pack of BIC pens and rubber bands were easier to attain, and a few people made a bow out of a pen casing and a rubber band, and use the innards as an arrow...

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when I was in Jr. High, using the springs to launch pen parts...

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Would definetly cause my dismissal from school or atleast give me 5 days suspension. Then again my highscool teachers were not known for their liberal schooling ideas....

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hmmm, this looks familiar... Did you get this from www.getamused.com or www.getannoyed.com?

Edited by roren

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My teacher pissed me ( veeeeeeeeeeeeery ) and i told him you are fukin* asshole o.0

I know i shouldn't but i did it :S

 

:D

Edited by NitageR

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Iv probably done most of em :P but my school days are over now. Its quite weird its only gonna be a memory now :( il kinna miss a new gf every month :( and annoying teachers into depression :lol:

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hmmm, this looks familiar... Did you get this from www.getamused.com or www.getannoyed.com?

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Nope, i got them through FWD email attachments.

Edited by giannis

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Lol, pulled something much like 10 and 21 (winks, butterfly eyes and so on), with a friend on a very ugly, old AND boring architecture course professor for an entire semester in first year of uni. Was great fun. But in retrospective, I think the old man enjoyed the attendtion.

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