sirrobin Report post Posted June 15, 2005 (edited) There once sat a dwarf on his bench Hamering a sword for the gods He would take it to a temple where the holy men were For all who didnt do this where a fraud The preist accepted this holy gift And he gave it to the lords of the sky From that day he was blessed with luck And happily he lived until it was his time to die In the mountains under the earth the dwarves dwelt Swords spears and axes they did smelt Weapons of war to atack the orcs they did hate out Of the protecion of there caverns the made a great fortress with a great gate Its name was nordcarn Tarvan song O his name was brarley he got in a brawl In ye old tarvan the average small The dwarf he faught pulled out a knife and they got in a very tight fight But ol brarley some how won He pulled out a beer and had some fun Drunk he was after the 35th meed Then he buaght some more in endless greed O old brarly died that day For he over drank and began to sway And the ol wiskey gods braught him to heaven The others in the bar came also totaling seven So if you ever drink 35 beer You should know the end is near Mining song Under mountain hill and dale lies a cavern as big as a whale I lower my pick to the rock It breaks apart and smells like a dirty sock A bit of sulfur is all i find I think il give that rock a peice of my mind Edited June 24, 2005 by sirrobin Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Roja Report post Posted June 15, 2005 Sounds pretty good Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sirrobin Report post Posted June 21, 2005 I added another poem well song Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kalhan Report post Posted June 23, 2005 I liked the song cute. lol guess you shouldn't drink 35 beers. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sirrobin Report post Posted June 24, 2005 I added a mining song Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Learner Report post Posted June 24, 2005 Us Dwarves is short, and our poems is short! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tanyia Report post Posted June 24, 2005 Us Dwarves is short,and our poems is short! 173727[/snapback] Not short, just vertically succint Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Learner Report post Posted June 24, 2005 Not short, just vertically succint 173746[/snapback] Us Dwarves ain't short, We's just horizontal! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tanyia Report post Posted June 24, 2005 Are you saying dwarves are naturally overweight? :lol: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
