50 Fun Things To Do In A Final That Does Not Matte

[giannis]

50 Fun Things To Do In A Final That Does Not Matter

 

(i. e. you are going to fail the class completely no matter what you get

on the final exam)

 

 

 

1. Bring a pillow.  Fall asleep (or pretend to) until the last 15

minutes.  Wake up, say "oh geez, better get cracking" and do some

gibberish work.  Turn it in a few minutes early.

 

2. Get a copy of the exam, run out screaming "Andre, Andre, I've got the

secret documents!!"

 

3. If it is a math/science exam, answer in essay form.  If it is long

answer/essay form, answer with numbers and symbols.  Be creative.  Use the

integral symbol.

 

4. Make paper airplanes out of the exam.  Aim them at the instructor's

left nostril.

 

5. Talk the entire way through the exam.  Read questions aloud, debate

your answers with yourself out loud.  If asked to stop, yell out, "I'm

SOOO sure you can hear me thinking. " Then start talking about what a jerk

the instructor is.

 

6. Bring cheerleaders.

 

7. Walk in, get the exam, sit down.  About five minutes into it, loudly

say to the instructor, "I don't understand ANY of this.  I've been to

every lecture all semester long! What's the deal? And who the hell are

you? Where's the regular guy?"

 

8. Bring a Game Boy (or Game Gear, etc. . . ).  Play with the volume at max

level.

 

9. On the answer sheet (book, whatever) find a new, interesting way to

refuse to answer every question.  For example: I refuse to answer this

question on the grounds that it conflicts with my religious beliefs.  Be

creative.

 

10. Bring pets.

 

11. Run into the exam room looking about frantically.  Breathe a sigh of

relief.  Go to the instructor, say "They've found me, I have to leave the

country" and run off.

 

12. Fifteen minutes into the exam, stand up, rip up all the papers into

very small pieces, throw them into the air and yell out "Merry

Christmas. "If you're really daring, ask for another copy of the exam.

Say you lost the first one.  Repeat this process every fifteen minutes.

 

13. Do the exam with crayons, paint, or fluorescent markers.

 

14. Come into the exam wearing slippers, a bathrobe, a towel on your

head, and nothing else.

 

15. Come down with a BAD case of Turet's Syndrome during the exam.  Be as

vulgar as possible.

 

16. Do the entire exam in another language.  If you don't know one, make

one up!For math/science exams, try using Roman numerals.

 

17. Bring things to throw at the instructor when s/he's not looking.

Blame it on the person nearest to you.

 

18. As soon as the instructor hands you the exam, eat it.

 

19. Walk into the exam with an entourage.  Claim you are going to be

taping your next video during the exam.  Try to get the instructor to let

them stay, be persuasive.  Tell the instructor to expect a percentage of

the profits if they are allowed to stay.

 

20. Every five minutes, stand up, collect all your things, move to

another seat, continue with the exam.

 

21. Turn in the exam approximately 30 minutes into it.  As you walk out,

start commenting on how easy it was.

 

22. Do the entire exam as if it was multiple choice and true/false.  If

it is a multiple choice exam, spell out interesting things (DCCAB.  BABE.

etc. . ).

 

23. Bring a black marker.  Return the exam with all questions and answers

completely blacked out.

 

24. Get the exam.  Twenty minutes into it, throw your papers down

violently, scream out "Fuck this!" and walk out triumphantly.

 

25. Arrange a protest before the exam starts (i. e.  Threaten the

instructor that whether or not everyone's done, they are all leaving

after one hour to go drink)

 

26. Show up completely drunk.  (Completely drunk means at some point

during the exam, you should start crying for mommy).

 

27. Every now and then, clap twice rapidly.  If the instructor asks why,

tell him/her in a very derogatory tone, "the light bulb that goes on

above my head when I get an idea is hooked up to a clapper.  DUH!"

 

28. Comment on how sexy the instructor is looking that day.

 

29. Come to the exam wearing a black cloak.  After about 30 minutes, put

on a white mask and start yelling "I'm here, the phantom of the opera"

until they drag you away.

 

30. Go to an exam for a class you have no clue about, where you know the

class is very small, and the instructor would recognize you if you belonged.

Claim that you have been to every lecture.  Fight for your right to take

the exam.

 

31. Upon receiving the exam, look it over, while laughing loudly, say

"you don't really expect me to waste my time on this drivel? Days of our

Lives is on!!!"

 

32. Bring a water pistol with you.  Nuff said.

 

33. From the moment the exam begins, hum the theme to Jeopardy.  Ignore

the instructor's requests for you to stop.  When they finally get you to

leave one way or another, begin whistling the theme to the Bridge on the

River Kwai.

 

34. Start a brawl in the middle of the exam.

 

35. If the exam is math/science related, make up the longest proofs you

could possibly think of.  Get pi and imaginary numbers into most

equations.  If it is a written exam, relate everything to your own life

story.

 

36. Come in wearing a full knight's outfit, complete with sword and

shield.

 

37. Bring a friend to give you a back massage the entire way through the

exam.  Insist this person is needed, because you have bad circulation.

 

38. Bring cheat sheets FOR ANOTHER CLASS (make sure this is obvious. . .

like history notes for a calculus exam. . .  otherwise you're not just

failing, you're getting kicked out too) and staple them to the exam, with

the comment "Please use the attached notes for references as you see fit. "

 

39. When you walk in, complain about the heat.  Strip.

 

40. After you get the exam, call the instructor over, point to any

question, ask for the answer.  Try to work it out of him/her.

 

41. One word: Wrestlemania.

 

42. Bring balloons, blow them up, start throwing them around like they

do before concerts start.

 

43. Try to get people in the room to do the wave.

 

44. Play frisbee with a friend at the other side of the room.

 

45. Bring some large, cumbersome, ugly idol.  Put it right next to you.

Pray to it often.  Consider a small sacrifice.

 

46. Get deliveries of candy, flowers, balloons, telegrams, etc. . .  sent

to you every few minutes throughout the exam.

 

47. During the exam, take apart everything around you.  Desks, chairs,

anything you can reach.

 

48. Complete the exam with everything you write being backwards at a 90

degree angle.

 

49. Bring a musical instrument with you, play various tunes.  If you are

asked to stop, say "it helps me think. " Bring a copy of the Student Handbook

with you, challenging the instructor to find the section on musical

instruments during finals.  Don't forget to use the phrase "Told you so".

 

50. Answer the exam with the "Top Ten Reasons Why Professor xxxx Sucks"

Edited June 14, 2005 by giannis

[hiko_seijuro]

lmao thats a good one, some of them i have done my self in Religion tests, keep them coming plz

 

some of the ones i did was cover the whole test full of songs lyrics, brang those werid sexual bear key rings stuff and placed them around my table (if you don't know what bears i will post a pic) i got alot of werid looks from the teachers lol and the other tests i took seriously.

Edited June 14, 2005 by hiko_seijuro

[giannis]

some of the ones i did was cover the whole test full of songs lyrics, brang those werid sexual bear key rings stuff and placed them around my table (if you don't know what bears i will post a pic) i got alot of werid looks from the teachers lol and the other tests i took seriously.

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Hehe... pretty good, but not good enough you are not getting the 50$

[Quinticus]

Though it wasn't a final, and i don't care about any $50, i once took a math test in french. By that i mean, i answered the easiest of multiple choice questions. Anyway the rest i was writing about taking a shower because the french word for shower is "douche". Somewhere in the whole of the test, i wrote that the prof. liked to "douche".

 

...Strangly i never got my test back (though everyone else did), of course i didn't pass the class either.

 

i tried to drop it, stating that my art class was getting in the way...yeah...DENIED!

 

i guess that prof knew french or something...

Edited June 14, 2005 by Quinticus

[Anastasia]

Funneh

[Tanyia]

How about finals for classes that you're on pass/no record for, and no matter what you get on the final, you'll pass? Those are good too

 

I would never have the guts to do any of those things, lol. :lol:

[giannis]

How about finals for classes that you're on pass/no record for, and no matter what you get on the final, you'll pass? Those are good too

 

I would never have the guts to do any of those things, lol. :lol:

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Well... two friends of mine after they graduated last year in May they went in a Final exam during summer school in a genral biology class (those classes are packed every semester so no one knew they were not enroled in the class). They sat right next to each other and started taking the exam (or atleast pretended to take the exam).

Half way through the exam one of them SLAPS loudly the other in the cheek and screems you M*****er stop copying my exam!!!!

 

Anyhow, the professor and the TAs froze I mean that's something that noone actualy expected, which is fortunate because that gave them enough time to make a run for it (After all since they had graduated, and they were not students anymore, they were technicly trespasing onto state property).

 

They had the guts.... :lol:

Edited June 15, 2005 by giannis

[Arnieman]

"1. Bring a pillow. Fall asleep (or pretend to) until the last 15

minutes. Wake up, say "oh geez, better get cracking" and do some

gibberish work. Turn it in a few minutes early."

 

Reminds me of a test I took in High School Physics. 1st period, so I always fell asleep in there. Not conductive to learning when you snore, but the teacher was a sport, and tried to teach over the decibel equivalent of a freight train in a room that was decently sized, but had everyone in about the area of a small classroom... Never brought a pillow, the Physics book worked so much better.

 

Anyway, it wasn't a final, just a normal test. That, and the normal teacher had to leave the room, for some reason he was also the school errand boy. So, we had the guidance counselor in there, trying to administer a test that was about 10 pages thick. At some point in the middle of the test, I pass out, sleep for a bit, wake up, and finish the test before the time expired. Strangely, I passed that test, and that class too.

 

However, my teacher got revenge on me. He got a new toy: a digital camera. He took a picture of me sleeping in class. It was my senior year in high school, so he slipped that pic into the video they showed at graduation...

[Kala]

...I was going to pass my Science class no matter what, and it was one of those "Fill in the bubble" things, but they didn't specify how, so I took a pack of smiley face stickers to fill in the answers.

 

Also, I was going to fail PE no matter what, so I took a nap on the mats they used for tumbling.

[Mr.Mind]

Fairly large essay question on my history final - I hadn't missed a point the entire year so I used the space for that question to thank the teacher for having an easy class.