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You Know You're Addicted To El When:

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You know you're addicted to EL when:

 

- Your vacation plans to the Carlsbad Caverns include bringing a pick and leather gloves.

 

- You are tossed out of your local nursery for picking all the Impatients out of the hanging baskets.

 

- You tell your secretary to call your Commodity Broker for a quote on Tit. She quits and sues you for sexual harrassment.

 

- You call the Vatican and ask if Glydoc is a recognized deity. Benedict is NOT amused and hangs up on you. A second later you find yourself in the Underworld...

 

- You angrily tell your neighbor that you will put him on your PK list if he doesn't return your lawnmower.

 

- Your Pay Pal bill from the EL store exceeds your monthly car payments as you try to corner the EFE market.

 

- Your calls to DeBeers are left unanswered. You wonder why they wouldn't want to buy 100k of Diamond ore for the ridiculously low price you're asking.

 

- The clerk at The House of Knives swears that he has never seen A Titanium Serpent sword in his suppliers' catalogues.

 

- You're pelted with tomatoes by PETA protesters for wearing a suit in public made from wolf and fox fur.

 

- You can recite the entire contents of Fred Penner's site in your sleep.

 

- Your happiest day of the year is the last Sunday in October, because it gives you an extra hour to play EL. :)

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Oh my gosh, that was fantastic!!

 

If I may add...

 

-When someone tell you a joke, you say "l-o-l" or "hehe" instead of actually laughing.

 

-In your memos to coworkers, you precede every 2.5th line with either //, @, or #gm.

 

-You call the new guy at work a "n00b" and dare him to follow you to the coffee break room, which you refer to as Caffeination Field.

 

-You name all of your dogs "Chimmy".

 

-You name all your other pets "Fluffy"

 

-Your idea of "dressing up" includes silver pleather pants and jacket.

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Hi Tanyia

 

LOVED IT!

 

'Caffeination Field' indeed. (Memo to self, try this out in lunchroom tomorrow)

 

See ya in the game.

 

BTW: Daaaaling, you must give me the name of your Armourer. I love that suit :ph34r:

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OMG!! Roflmao!! :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

Awesome freddy!!

 

I will add my own..

 

 

-House is a mess

 

-Child is neglected

 

-Hubby is on PK list

 

-I acctually use the word "w00t" IRL

 

-My rear end is adopting the shape of my computer chair :ph34r:

 

JaneMuffin

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"- Your happiest day of the year is the last Sunday in October, because it gives you an extra hour to play EL. "

 

Thats my unhappiest day

 

heres some

-Homework isn't done

-play EL in detention (if they telll u to go on PC just try to hide it)

-always tried and trys to drink coffe right when its made then rush on in the morning

-everyone is using capes to get items faster

-u don't belive in heaven

-you can get out of hell

one which so isn't true:

-You can live and live

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Hehe, thought of one more:

 

-You get a promotion, and then go around the office shouting "W00t I made the top 50! Soon I will pwn you all!"

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-You try to keep your food-level high?

-You wonder why you CAN'T manufacture a armor plate

-You try to fight bears/foxes/rabbits/whatever with your bare hands

-You try to find your fire essence to give someone fire

-You always carry raw/cooked meat with you...

-You try to find a keyboard so you can #beam me up

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-You remember the last time this was done you said "You remember the last time this was done"

 

-You call your co-worker a n00b when he makes a coding mistake

 

-You actually say LOL

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- you remember the last time you reset , before the last time that you hit #reset, you recall a person resembling a post from from someone which looked faintly familiar to the following post:

 

"-You remember the last time this was done you said "You remember the last time this was done"

 

-You call your co-worker a n00b when he makes a coding mistake

 

-You actually say LOL"

 

Folks do I see the snake Oriboris chewing on its own tail, or did I just get bit in the tender parts by a Red Snake? :ph34r:

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Guest Bombinette

- you loot dustbins to find bones,

- your cupboard is full of empty vials,

- you are stealing your dog's food (more bones and raw meat),

- you are following ants to discover their anthill.

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- you remember the last time you reset , before the last time that you hit #reset, you recall a person resembling a post from from someone which looked faintly familiar to the following post:

 

"-You remember the last time this was done you said "You remember the last time this was done"

 

-You call your co-worker a n00b when he makes a coding mistake

 

-You actually say LOL"

 

Folks do I see the snake Oriboris chewing on its own tail, or did I just get bit in the tender parts by a Red Snake?  :ph34r:

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:D :lol:

 

<_<

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You almost use a chat command (@, #gm, etc...) in real life, then realize you can't.

When somebody askes a question in real life, you say "Got it!" out loud before answering.

You only listen to music while playing EL, and you've completely memorized over 50 songs.

:)

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-You try to erase your message on AIM by hitting "Esc" rather than hitting backspace, and then you realize that you've closed your conversation window.

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-u go to work and then u see ur boss and scream dont pwn me!

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-you still linger on the forums even after not playing a 5 hour session for almost a year. :)

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lol actually i do play more then im on the forums so i :) to u to sir

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-You become addicted to making party favors for your upcoming wedding because it feels like manu: Fold 150 little white boxes. Tie 150 little white bows. Stamp each box. Buy 50gc worth of little white almonds and fill boxes. Give out little white boxes to 150 newbs.

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-You press esc in bash or while coding (vim) because your syntax is bad

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Ok, i can confirm that.

 

Piper

 

:lol: :P :lol:

:blink:

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-when u go around wondering why u cant find a blacksmith

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