Gammablaze Report post Posted May 29, 2005 (edited) Ok ok i got one! What do you get when u mix a komodo dragon and a skunk? A komodo drunk! Sesquipedalophobia- Fear of long words EDIT: i wrote komoda...me fix! EDIT 2: Added the phobia Edited May 29, 2005 by Gammablaze Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ChangeYourName Report post Posted May 29, 2005 sometimes i think of taking a dump on the carpet and blaming it on the dog. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Learner Report post Posted May 29, 2005 'random stuff' Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chintan Report post Posted May 29, 2005 427419669081, 321110693270, 343633073697 <-- produced by the Maple random number generator Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ttlanhil Report post Posted May 29, 2005 lets do the dance, the dance of the Bob! Yay for the PineAppleBob! *rolls around on the floor* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MoonShadow Report post Posted May 29, 2005 First of all I have to say .. spooney wooney woo woo wooo :-p Wow that was random. And now I say .. I want a cherry cheesecake, bounce and shake like a cherry cheesecake . .. Creative threads rock. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tanyia Report post Posted May 29, 2005 I am frequently tempted to name my children "Bobert" and "Bobalina". Robert and Roberta meet their Bob-ish equivalents! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Acelon Report post Posted May 29, 2005 Penguins own llamas. Sniugnep! If a rat had fur, would it be a poodle? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kala Report post Posted May 29, 2005 Where is my hairbrush? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chatterbug89 Report post Posted May 29, 2005 Ramdom eh... random...mmm ummm... random..... <_< :lol: There once was a fluffy bunney who was very cute and cuddily...one day he turned evil and took over the world. The end. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
scarr Report post Posted May 29, 2005 im gonna hit some random numbers on my keyboard fuwefjmoowpefjnmopewfjmn pwqekmfsdom wait that where letters,, dam i realy type to random Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gammablaze Report post Posted May 30, 2005 wow this got popular... Once there was a little white bunny rabbit named Fluffy. Fluffy was cute and loved to play among the monsters in South Kilaren Field. Even though Fluffy was the strongest of the monsters, he never fought. But a mean bunch of goblins told Fluffy that he was born to fight. But Fluffy STILL refused to fight. Finally they gave Fluffy a magical beer that made him go insane with power. No one knew Fluffy had turned evil but the goblins and Fluffy himself. Thinking that Fluffy was still nice, a n00b named Davius walked into South Kilaren Field and petted Fluffy. Fluffy bit off his arm. The moral of this story? Never drink out of the toilet. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tanyia Report post Posted May 30, 2005 I'll have a magical beer to go with my gayberry tea, please. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
goatsgomoo Report post Posted May 30, 2005 The letter s. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Arnieman Report post Posted May 30, 2005 ....and on the other hand, you have different fingers. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ChangeYourName Report post Posted May 30, 2005 i only eat dolphin safe tuna......... and i like bumble bees and tulips Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
scarr Report post Posted May 30, 2005 n00b p00n n00b p00n :):) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mad_Raven Report post Posted May 30, 2005 (edited) Beware teh underpants stealing gnomes!!!!THE END IS TEH COMETH!!!!!!FEAR TEH GNOMES!!!!!!!X_X Edited May 30, 2005 by Mad_Raven Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Anastasia Report post Posted May 30, 2005 My stomach hurts. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gammablaze Report post Posted May 30, 2005 My stomach hurts. 166021[/snapback] Thats not random, thats just a declarative fish-winkle. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Entris Report post Posted May 30, 2005 Why am i reading this? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gammablaze Report post Posted May 31, 2005 Why am i reading this? 166075[/snapback] Because it is FUNNY! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gammablaze Report post Posted May 31, 2005 One day, Sarah was sitting in her church class. She was always asleep. Her teacher called on her asking, "Who is the father, son, and holy spirit?" Jimmy, the boy who sat behind Sarah, poked her in the butt with a pin. She sat up and screamed "JESUS CHRIST!" Her teacher tells her good job, and she goes back to sleep. Later Sarah's teacher calls on her again. "Who was in the holy family?" There Jimmy is with his pin and Sarah screams, "JESUS, MARY AND JOSEPH!!!" Again her teacher congratulates her and Sarah falls back asleep. A third time, the teacher calls on Sarah, "What did Eve say to Adam after they had their 26th child?" In comes Jimmy with the pin. This time Sarah sits up and screams, "IF YOU STICK THAT THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME IM GONNA BREAK IT IN HALF!!!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
