JaneMuffin Report post Posted May 27, 2005 *Strokes Guild Tag* My Precious! I come with great news of the GarD Reformation! As you all may remember a few months back, in January it was, GarD decided that GM was too out of controll and I (along with Sandcastle but she was very very busy at the time) was asked to make GM ettiquette rules. We this did not work out as well as we all expected. GM got very quiet and many members did not agree and left Those members were the back bone of this great guild and we miss them still. After a while GM became too quiet and we only had 12 or so active members. We went from being the #1 guild to being almost last Us leaders (Captian and Co-Caps) decided it would be better to hand GarD over to a thrid party for safe keeping and we joined another guild so that we could enjoy EL and not have to worry about leadership roles. Like an EL vacation. Well we have since left that guild because nothing will ever be as good as GarD for us. We realized that our own members (new and old) were what made GarD the greatest guild in all of EL. So here we are today. Minion, our great leader, has decided to give it another go, and we all support him 110%. We would like to welcome all our old members back with a promise that the new rules will be something that we can all live with. And to all the other EL players we would like to say that GarD can be a home for you too, we welcome n00bies and oldies alike! Come make our home you own The rules have not been created yet, but they will reflect the opinions and wishes of our members. To apply to join visit GarD Forums - Application. Hail GarD! JaneMuffin Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
justice_knight Report post Posted May 27, 2005 glad to see gard back maybe minion isnt such a bad leader as i thought Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Daxon Report post Posted May 27, 2005 I would like to rejoin, although I would really like to review these new rules because I believe the old ones were made deliberately to target certain people. Not all of them were, but it appears about 3-5 were. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Razia Report post Posted May 27, 2005 AHHHHHHH! It's back, it's back! You know, I was in the middle of joining my second guild when I saw this post. Perfectly evil timing Janemuffin! Good job. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Minion Report post Posted May 28, 2005 110% nothing less. If anyone has any questions, feel free to look me up. Minion/Greg Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gunslingers Report post Posted May 28, 2005 The old rules were never deliberately meant to target any particular person, it was more so to manage groups of people, but as with anything in this game, its a system of trial and error. Anyway, new GarD, new rules. Example: 1. Never touch the pixies at night, they get grumpy and bite your fingers. 2. Never turn your back on a beaver, they will go for your ankles. 3. Jane must always wear her pink boots. (and nothing else!) 4. Dont forget to put fork handles in a different drawer to four candles 5. Remember, there is no fork. 6. Which begs the question, is there four candles? 7. Dont let Guns make rules. 8. Dont let Minion within reaching distance of Guns. 9. Stilts are mandatory for Dwarves. Failure to wear your stilts will result in an hours punishment on the rack, shorty. 10. All pets must be well trained, yes that includes Mermaids. :lol: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JaneMuffin Report post Posted May 28, 2005 1. Never touch the pixies at night, they get grumpy and bite your fingers. 2. Never turn your back on a beaver, they will go for your ankles. 3. Jane must always wear her pink boots. (and nothing else!) 4. Dont forget to put fork handles in a different drawer to four candles 5. Remember, there is no fork. 6. Which begs the question, is there four candles? 7. Dont let Guns make rules. 8. Dont let Minion within reaching distance of Guns. 9. Stilts are mandatory for Dwarves. Failure to wear your stilts will result in an hours punishment on the rack, shorty. 10. All pets must be well trained, yes that includes Mermaids. :lol: 165361[/snapback] 1. It wasnt me I swear!!! 2. My beaver is well behaved, I have her trained right 3. Pink knee high Doc Martens w000t!!!! 4. Candles and forks? Is this some sorta kinky British thing I dont know about yet?? And if so, why has noone taught me yet?? 5. Dangit! If there is no forks how am I gonna keep my hair brushed?? 6. ohh good observation! *Totally lost now* tyvm. 7. Yeah esspecially when he has been nippin at the Dwarven Ale 8. Unless they are both drunk and JaneMuffin is selling tickets w000t!!! 9. ...punishment administered by JaneMuffin? 10. Mermaids and Gnomes, esspecially the ones in barrels This concludes the New GarD Rules, please ask your local GarD representative if you have anymore questions... and NO! You may not pet my beaver! JaneMuffin Keeper of Teh Sacred Beaver Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Entris Report post Posted May 31, 2005 I welcome GarD back Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WiLdCaRd Report post Posted June 4, 2005 Love the Pink shin pads :lol: Welcome back one n all Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tico Report post Posted June 17, 2005 Welcome back... i already have rejoined it... but i have to tell everyone that doesnt know *its true* Rule #1 - Have fun thats why i get back Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tico Report post Posted July 8, 2005 Congrats to Gunslingers, our new leader Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Creative Report post Posted July 22, 2005 (edited) we love it i hope the alliance is still strong great to see a great guild back in action. and great too see you back in game janemuffin ttyall ingame would be nice if the messenger bots worked more often lmao Edited July 22, 2005 by clockus Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JaneMuffin Report post Posted July 31, 2005 lol lol lol!!! So the mesanger bots are broken?? I thought people were just ignoreing me! I wish someone would have told me the bots were broken before hand! Wait maybe they are ignoring me?? Hay is this thing on?? *paranoid* No no!!! I am Jane you gotta love me!!!! JaneMuffin *Ig-nore-ed!* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Yoshi Report post Posted July 31, 2005 Heya, Soul(and rangers..but that is just me and Ann's alt atm ^^) would like to welcome back Gard and hopes to have a nice relationship(not like last time with those weird 12 year olds o.O) Anyways if you want to Become allies Just PM me(ScubaDee) Yoshinoko Kilai Yoshida The Sexy elf Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sirdan Report post Posted July 31, 2005 just a tip if you gm !! your bot if its on should say that guild does not exist USUALY(not all the time) if your bot is up other peoples are also Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
