Things Guys Wish Girls New

[glass]

1.If you think you're fat, you probably are, don't ask them.

 

2.Learn to work the toilet seat: if it's up, put it down.

 

3.If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you don't want to hear.

 

4.Sometimes they're not thinking about you. Live with it.

 

5.Don't ask them what they're thinking about unless you're prepared to discuss topics such as navel lint, the shotgun formation, and monster trucks.

 

6.Shopping is something they will never enjoy.

 

7.Anything you wear is fine. Really.

 

8.Crying is blackmail. Use it if you must, but don't expect them to like it.

 

9.Ask for what you want. Subtle hints don't work.

 

10.Yes, pissing standing up is more difficult than peeing from point blank range. They're bound to miss.

 

11.Most guys own 2-3 pairs of shoes. What makes you think they'd be any good at choosing which pair, out of 30, would look good with your dress?

 

12.Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers.

 

13.Don't give them 50 rules when 25 will do.

 

14.Don't fake it. They'd rather be ineffective than deceived.

 

15.All comments become null and void after 7 days.

 

16.Anything they said 6-8 months ago is inadmissable in an argument.

 

17.If you don't dress like Victoria's Secret models, don't expect them to act like soap opera guys.

 

18.If something they said can be interpreted in two ways, and one of them makes you sad or angry, they meant the other one.

 

19.Let them ogle. If they don't look at other women, how can they know how pretty you are?

 

20.You can either ask them to do something OR tell them how you want it done--not both.

 

21.Christopher Columbus didn't need directions, and neither do they.

[Placid]

So true....so true

 

[MoJo]

Lol, it is true

[crannog]

So astute - but women will never learn *sigh*

[projoesback]

lol those rukles are so accurate..

very true are they!

[justice_knight]

if only they knew

[Whanley123]

Those are so true so true

[glass]

Feel free to add to the list if you think of any new ones.

[Daxon]

Very, very true. I think glass is a prophet of the truth.

[Lyanna]

21.Christopher Columbus didn't need directions, and neither do they.

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Christopher Columbus ended up halfway across the world from where he wanted to go, and in terrible condition. He definitely needed directions, all right...

 

-Lyn-

[justice_knight]

this is for men get out!

[goatsgomoo]

this is for men get out!

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Uhm...

 

Actually, Colombus WAS trying to end up in Asia, and even thought he DID end up in Asia. If I remember correctly, the fact that he landed on a whole new continet wasn't even discovered until AFTER he died. So, maybe you could use a better example than that.

Edited May 12, 2005 by goatsgomoo

[justice_knight]

wrong quote dude

[goatsgomoo]

wrong quote dude

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Nope... If you look closely, there's a space between the response to your quote and what I said next...

[justice_knight]

Nope... If you look closely, there's a space between the response to your quote and what I said next...

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im sorry i wasnt paying attention

[glass]

Well he may have needed directions to get to asia but I think he lucked out when he stumbled upon America if you ask me. (keep in mind I am American )

[Quinticus]

Copied, Pasted and printed. Now only to find a place the wife will find it.

[Learner]

Copied, Pasted and printed.  Now only to find a place the wife will find it.

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On top of your girlie magazines. She probably checks to see how often you get into them!

[JaneMuffin]

Wow, good way to make EL chick friends (as rare as EL chicks are already)

 

BTW I think the list is very funny

 

JaneMuffin

[Hazor]

this is for men get out!

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Teehee.

 

And, at the list: with #1 I'd differ, 19 is untrue and I find insulting to me.

[LaNora]

10.Yes, pissing standing up is more difficult than peeing from point blank range. They're bound to miss.

 

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now you are getting the madface...

 

i object to this one cause you can SEE where you are aiming !!

 

[Arnieman]

now here's a thought, why can't we just install home urinals? I mean, the argument of seat up/down would be over, and we men then wouldn't have to hit such a small hole at such great distance

 

-Arnieman the Lazy

[ttlanhil]

now here's a thought, why can't we just install home urinals?  I mean, the argument of seat up/down would be over, and we men then wouldn't have to hit such a small hole at such great distance

 

-Arnieman the Lazy

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and also solve the problem in the mornings...

it's probably just a cost/space issue, else it would be done

[Slayton]

Lmao this list is great! Girls are so crazy (I like crazy ) Hazor you little suck up! Yea I would agree with most of that list... I always get screwed(not literally) when I say something and girls take it the complete oppossite of the way i ment. I just dont know how to talk to girls.. *sighs and walks off to his corner to wheep silently*

[Hazor]

Hazor you little suck up!

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Not at all my intention. I was pointing out my disgust.