KillerQween Report post Posted May 7, 2005 A precious little girl walks into a pet shop and asks, in the sweetest little lisp, between two missing teeth, "Excuthe me, mithter, do you keep widdle wabbits?" As the shopkeeper's heart melts, he gets down on his knees so that he's on her level and asks, "Do you want a widdle white wabbit, or a thoft and fuwwy bwack wabbit, or maybe one like that cute widdle bwown wabbit over there?" She, in turn, blushes, rocks on her heels, puts her hands on her knees, leans forward and says, in a tiny quiet voice, "I don't think my python weally gives a thit." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
holyflame3 Report post Posted May 7, 2005 lmao.... nuff sed Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Placid Report post Posted May 8, 2005 LOOOL! Classic Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MoJo Report post Posted May 8, 2005 He he thats a good one Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Whanley123 Report post Posted May 8, 2005 :lol: :lol: QueenJ that is great lmao Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
projoesback Report post Posted May 8, 2005 lol..very funny although id hate to be da rabbit... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
glass Report post Posted May 9, 2005 lol that was a good one Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Aerowind Report post Posted May 10, 2005 Trying to be cute $20 A bunny $15 That joke... PRICELESS!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
projoesback Report post Posted May 10, 2005 for everything else there must be some credit card i could put it on w/o being sued mwahaha... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
justice_knight Report post Posted May 10, 2005 lol qj always makes funny jokes keep em coming Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
