KillerQween Report post Posted April 16, 2005 Word Play A bicycle can't stand alone because it is two-tired. What's the definition of a will? It's a dead giveaway. A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion. If you don't pay your exorcist, you get repossessed. The man who fell into an upholstery machine is now fully recovered. Local Area Network in Australia: the LAN down under. Most money is tainted. 'Taint yours .and it 'taint mine. A boiled egg in the morning is hard to beat. The short fortune teller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large. Those who get too big for their britches will be exposed in the end. Acupuncture is a jab well done. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Arnieman Report post Posted April 16, 2005 The cheese was very Gouda, but it's Nacho cheese. Swiss cheese must be religious; it's quite holy. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Entris Report post Posted April 22, 2005 LoL nice ones Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Korgan Report post Posted April 28, 2005 This is a bit different, but what the heck: If Dolly Parton married Tommy Smothers, then went even further back in show business and married Mr. Lucky, then divorced and married Martin Short, then divorced and married football kicker Ray Guy, we could all nod understandingly when we heard, "Dolly Parton Smothers Lucky Short Guy." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KillerQween Report post Posted April 29, 2005 Oh Entris...I love Schimmel...Send me that pic please Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Entris Report post Posted April 29, 2005 Oh Entris...I love Schimmel...Send me that pic please 157363[/snapback] sure np! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
giannis Report post Posted April 29, 2005 well this is kind of old but still worthy of mention.... This is a story about 4 people .... Everybody, Somebody, Anybody and Nobody. There was an important job to be done and Everybody was asked to do it. Everybody was sure Somebody would do it. Anybody could have done it, but Nobody did it. Somebody got angry about that because it was Everybody's job. Everybody thought Anybody could do it, but Nobody realise that Everybody wouldn't do it. It ended up that Everybody blamed Somebody when actually Nobody asked Anybody. Now, How was that? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
