KillerQween Report post Posted April 14, 2005 (edited) Take my stupid intelligence test now! There isn’t much time! Yeah, I lied about the 'there isn't much time' thing. But when you look at the statement in the abstract, there really isn't much time, if "much" means an amount greater than infinity. So anyway, the test. Keep track of your answers! 1. Did anything in the above paragraph NOT make sense to you? a. Yes, something did not make sense. b. No, it all made perfect sense. c. Yes, it all made perfect sense. d. Parawhat? 2. Do you ever use any of these words in your writing or speech: "irregardless", "supposably", or "alot" (one word)? a. No. b. I probably have at some point in my life. c. Yeah...I use them alot. d. Only if I want to impress someone. 3. Is FEBUARY a month? a. No. b. Somehow I sense that this is a trick question. c. Yes. d. No, because it's only 28 days. 4. Have men actually landed on the moon? a. Who the hell cares - there are a lot more important things to worry about. b. No way! If Armstrong was the first out of the spaceship, who was holding the camera for him? Huh? Huh? c. Yes, and I'll kill anyone says otherwise. d. Did the men land, or did their spaceship do the landing? 5. Which would you choose: $100 million all at once, or $1 million a year for the next 100 years? a. All at once; are you kidding? b. All at once because I'm old. c. I ain't no count at saving, so give it to me a million at a time. d. Now the $1 million, is that only once a year? 6. Can you differentiate between "to", "too", and "two"? a. I could but I've got better things to do. b. Yeah, me to, I've got better things to do. c. I'll try, but I'm not two good at words. d. I haven't differentiated in the last few days - do you have any Ex-Lax? 7. Fill in the blank: "It was sure nice of you to cook dinner for my son and ____ ." a. me b. I c. stuff d. things 8. Where did you attend school? a. Overseas b. American private school c. American public school d. You dummy! It's spelled WERE, as in "WERE did you attend school?" 9. How many wars has the U.S. won this century? a. Zero b. Three: WWI, WWII, and the Gulf War. c. Five: WWI, WWII, the Gulf War, Iraqi Freedom, and Afghanistan. d. There was a war? I thought that was a reality show. 10. Why are you taking this test? a. I don't know. Good question. b. To find out how smart I am c. I'm hoping to win the prize. d. Oh, this was a test? I thought it was a joke. OK, let me start over. How To Score: Take her out a few times...nice places, but don't make it look like you're trying too hard. Then, after you've gained her trust, casually suggest some drinks at a place she's comfortable with. Pick up on her cues and make it look as if you're as drunk as she is. Just Kidding! Pay no attention to this paragraph. How To Score Your Test Results: Give yourself 100 points for every "a" answer, 10 points for every "b" answer, and 1 point for every "c" answer. Subtract 100 points for every "d" answer. 800-1,000 points: Congratulations. You figured out that the "a" answers were the smart answers. That or you cheated. Either way, you're pathetic. If you really are that smart, why are you wasting your time on this stupid test - hell, the subject line even said it was stupid! If you cheated, why aren't you putting your skills to good use in the business world? 50-800 points: You're one of the 99% - the drooling, medicated masses. You make a "decent showing", but you can just never seem to get ahead of "the game." Go find someone or something to blame. 0-50 points: You are an idiot. You're probably as stupid as you are pretty, which is why you are wildly successful at everything you do. Your life will be rewarding and rich with happiness. You could very well be President someday. Less than 0 points: You are either a smartass or one of God's "special children". Either way, I applaud you and love you like a brother or sister. If you couldn't figure out this was a joke: I'm sorry. Pretend I said something funny. Now laugh! Edited April 14, 2005 by queenjenny Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LaNora Report post Posted April 14, 2005 ROFLOL that was great! :lol: :lol: :lol: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mad_Raven Report post Posted April 14, 2005 Great?What does that mean?And it IS spelled WERE as in "Were did u attend school?" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Placid Report post Posted April 14, 2005 Great?What does that mean?And it IS spelled WERE as in "Were did u attend school?" 152990[/snapback] Ack! I disagree...please dont confuse me this early in the morning.... And my score was slightly embarassing....(~230) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Arnieman Report post Posted April 14, 2005 With my mix of brains and sarcasm, I got 222... And I want the past 3 minutes of my life back. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KillerQween Report post Posted April 14, 2005 Well then...try the redneck quiz Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sistema Report post Posted April 14, 2005 LoL! thats cool! I got 820! and good question, why did I attend this test... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
goatsgomoo Report post Posted April 14, 2005 Oh, thought this was an insanity test... 811. I'm currently in an American public school.. And where's my prize?! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Anastasia Report post Posted April 16, 2005 (edited) I'm pretty sure the US was on the winning side of both WWI and WWII. I got a... 521. I answered them honestly, although by the fifth or sixth question I'd already determined which answer choice (a) was going to be the "right" answer choice for each question. Edited April 16, 2005 by Anastasia Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kinger Report post Posted April 16, 2005 durrr..... I got 31. I think you made the scoring wrong, and it's actually the ones that get low answers that are smarter... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
007 Report post Posted April 16, 2005 I got a 1000 . Simply because I figured it would take months to type out instructions for a scoring system other than "All A's are ____ all B's are _____" and so on... So, since the second question was basically "are you stupid?", I took it from there Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vanyel Report post Posted April 17, 2005 (edited) rofl @ iq test!!! great one! Btw, both WWI and WWII were in XX cetnury (it's XXI:D now) Edited April 17, 2005 by vanyel Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sirdan Report post Posted April 17, 2005 i dun got like 700 or more (i got bored and stopped adding) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
justice_knight Report post Posted April 18, 2005 um im smart in my own little way (432) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Evil_k9 Report post Posted April 19, 2005 question 8 is flawed, as if the country where you currently reside is the same as the one where you went to school it wouldn't be overseas, and if that count is not america, and you know its where, there is no option availiable Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
autumn1983 Report post Posted April 19, 2005 my score was 112... cause it is 2am and I am waaay too sarcastic Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
giannis Report post Posted April 19, 2005 Ahem.... does anyone care to explain Why isn't FEBUARY a month? Anyhow overal a very funny/pleasant quiz/test to take Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Grum Report post Posted April 19, 2005 Ahem.... does anyone care to explain Why isn't FEBUARY a month?Anyhow overal a very funny/pleasant quiz/test to take 154439[/snapback] Write down all month names, and see if you can find febuary in there. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chaoogie Report post Posted April 22, 2005 I scored 918, maybe i got a bonus point for being cool anywayz do another one please Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kala Report post Posted April 24, 2005 I'm pretty sure the US was on the winning side of both WWI and WWII. Wrong century, hun. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mr.Mind Report post Posted April 30, 2005 (edited) . Edited September 19, 2019 by Mr.Mind Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Aerowind Report post Posted May 1, 2005 (edited) lol February isn't spelled Febuary it's spelled February Edited May 1, 2005 by Aerowind Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
