Acelon Report post Posted April 12, 2005 I just got my driver's license today and I'm out riding the streets w/o a parent. Beware Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Wolf_Lord Report post Posted April 12, 2005 Gratz LV... Um what state do you live in , Just kidding. Don't drive to fast and make sure that you drive to as many girls houses as possible... it'll make all the stess of trying to get your license that much more worth while . NeoSeS Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mad_Raven Report post Posted April 12, 2005 *Barricades the doors and windows(you can never be sure!)* Although i live in Europe u can never be sure when LV is in question..... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
goatsgomoo Report post Posted April 12, 2005 Do you live in a 2000-mile radius of New Hampshire? If so, *Sets up a barricade all around the house and puts tire spikes on the road.* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LaNora Report post Posted April 12, 2005 lol, congrats! and be careful. and wear your seatbelt. and dont speed. and dont drive TOO slow. and obey the noise pollution rules. and dont drink and drive...even pepsi...pm me on forum for details. and dont speed. dont pass in a no passing zone. and try to avoid small animals, children, and the elderly. and wear clean undies. sorry im a mom and cant help it . Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
goatsgomoo Report post Posted April 12, 2005 and dont speed. and dont speed. and wear clean undies. sorry im a mom and cant help it . 152567[/snapback] I think you forgot to tell him not to speed. -_- Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SirKillAlot Report post Posted April 12, 2005 Damn.. I do all the things doxxie says not to do. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LaNora Report post Posted April 12, 2005 ....do i have to write another mom speech? and DONT SPEED, lol Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dent Report post Posted April 12, 2005 lol, congrats! and be careful. and wear your seatbelt. and dont speed. and dont drive TOO slow. and obey the noise pollution rules. and dont drink and drive...even pepsi...pm me on forum for details. and dont speed. dont pass in a no passing zone. and try to avoid small animals, children, and the elderly. and wear clean undies. sorry im a mom and cant help it . 152567[/snapback] And some words of wisdom from my mother, those many years ago... 'Kids are replaceable. Cars aren't. Bring the damned car home in one piece.' Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Aislinn Report post Posted April 12, 2005 And make sure you drive on the right side of the road Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AuricRal Report post Posted April 13, 2005 ahh she is teh wise Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Aislinn Report post Posted April 13, 2005 ahh she is teh wise 152634[/snapback] No, just worried...I live in the USA Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Acelon Report post Posted April 13, 2005 No, just worried...I live in the USA 152636[/snapback] Did I mention Im taking a road trip to florida Aisy Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Aislinn Report post Posted April 13, 2005 *builds armoured car* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
giannis Report post Posted April 13, 2005 gratz LV, just try to stay alive. and if a cop stops you for blowing a red light just explain to him the doppler effect and that the red light actualy appeard green as your car approached the speed of light. You will get a "speeding ticket" but those come cheaper than the "Blowing a stop sign ticket" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
007 Report post Posted April 13, 2005 Did I mention Im taking a road trip to florida Aisy 152653[/snapback] stop by TX Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Arnieman Report post Posted April 13, 2005 and dont drink and drive...even pepsi...pm me on forum for details.152567[/snapback] Don't drink and drive. You might hit a bump and spill your drink. Damn.. I do all the things doxxie says not to do. 152592[/snapback] You speed AND drive too slow? sounds like a problem. Did I mention Im taking a road trip to florida Aisy 152653[/snapback] whew... he's avoiding Ohio for now... Oh, what am I worried about, not like I drive... (Yes, I know, it's sad.) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Derin Report post Posted April 13, 2005 Grats LV, and as Annraoi mentioned; Now we have to build a race track around that evil castle in WS Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Placid Report post Posted April 13, 2005 Gratz LV! Be careful, drive safe and get as many birds to assist you on the road trip Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Leeloo Report post Posted April 13, 2005 And make sure you drive on the right side of the road Unless you're in the UK or Japan, then it's the left size. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Aislinn Report post Posted April 13, 2005 Unless you're in the UK or Japan, then it's the left size. 152754[/snapback] Let me rephrase that, I meant to say: "And make sure you drive on the correct side of the road " Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Leeloo Report post Posted April 13, 2005 (edited) Reminds me of a story in an english textbook back in school. A man get's pulled over by a cop in the UK. Man: Yes? Officer: You're driving on the right side of the road. Man: Of course I am, do you want me to drive on the wrong side of the road? Officer: You ARE driving on the wrong side of the road. Man: But, you just said I'm driving on the right side of the road. Officer: Yes, right is wrong and left is right. Man: Actually, I don't remember the last line, I don't think there were smilies in textbooks Edited April 13, 2005 by Leeloo Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Acelon Report post Posted April 13, 2005 Don't drink and drive. You might hit a bump and spill your drink. You speed AND drive too slow? sounds like a problem. whew... he's avoiding Ohio for now... Oh, what am I worried about, not like I drive... (Yes, I know, it's sad.) 152685[/snapback] Did I mention I live about 2 hours away from Ohio Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Arnieman Report post Posted April 14, 2005 Did I mention I live about 2 hours away from Ohio 152874[/snapback] I hate to ask, but what state? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
affreckles Report post Posted April 14, 2005 conguratulations ill make sure to stay off the road dont drink and drive wear your seat belts and shell you need further reasons why you should i can send you grusome pictures of my former work lol Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
