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Basically this is a conversation I had with tiras just now, I thought it was funny :P.

(the funny starts at the GREAT OVERHEAT.)264-131-922 is my icq #

264-131-922 (10:03 PM) :

tiras :-D

TirasHazor (10:03 PM) :

?

264-131-922 (10:03 PM) :

el is boring :-(

 

TirasHazor (10:03 PM) :

meh..

264-131-922 (10:03 PM) :

I sit in kf just to see how long it takes for the next noobie with an axe to come for me.

 

TirasHazor (10:03 PM) :

lol

264-131-922 (10:04 PM) :

and the skelly kills me.

264-131-922 (10:04 PM) :

Is el still fun for you?

TirasHazor (10:05 PM) :

stressing, but entertaining, still

264-131-922 (10:05 PM) :

I mean, do you look forward to getting on there anymore?

TirasHazor (10:06 PM) :

Not always.

TirasHazor (10:06 PM) :

the TWIN guild is dying, too.

TirasHazor (10:06 PM) :

Ana is off playing Planeshift with Plat

TirasHazor (10:06 PM) :

Kala is like..never online

264-131-922 (10:06 PM) :

co is dieng..

TirasHazor (10:06 PM) :

Wood is playing RS

TirasHazor (10:07 PM) :

Goats was never on much

TirasHazor (10:07 PM) :

Swiss isn't on much.

TirasHazor (10:07 PM) :

SirDan is never on

TirasHazor (10:07 PM) :

Silvara and Fergie I don't know, and aren't on much

264-131-922 (10:07 PM) :

yes... my old friends have drifted aswell

TirasHazor (10:07 PM) :

CO has been dying since the economical changes.

264-131-922 (10:07 PM) :

co has been dying since the crash.

264-131-922 (10:08 PM) :

I dont think I want to play it anymore

TirasHazor (10:08 PM) :

the economical changes were before the crash that wasn't really a crash but everyone calls the crash 'cause one uninformed 12 year old did.

TirasHazor (10:08 PM) :

Too bad, you have to.

264-131-922 (10:09 PM) :

the "crash" i refer to is when all my work was erased and almost everyone I knew left.

TirasHazor (10:09 PM) :

Yea, that wasn't a crash.

264-131-922 (10:09 PM) :

perhaps "complete and total destruction" is a better one

TirasHazor (10:09 PM) :

the server overheated and went up in blue smoke.

264-131-922 (10:09 PM) :

LOL

264-131-922 (10:10 PM) :

the Overheat

264-131-922 (10:10 PM) :

roflmaoi

264-131-922 (10:10 PM) :

No sense in making a map for a game I dont play..

TirasHazor (10:11 PM) :

;/

TirasHazor (10:11 PM) :

?

264-131-922 (10:11 PM) :

Its about 1 mb

264-131-922 (10:11 PM) :

you knew i was making a p2p right? *cocks shotgun*

TirasHazor (10:11 PM) :

yes

264-131-922 (10:12 PM) :

then what was the ? for

TirasHazor (10:12 PM) :

for the laughing at the overheating

264-131-922 (10:13 PM) :

funny name

264-131-922 (10:13 PM) :

"why did you leave?"

 

"the great overheat came and killed many men, enslaved children, and raped women.

264-131-922 (10:13 PM) :

lol

TirasHazor (10:14 PM) :

..

TirasHazor (10:14 PM) :

lol c.C

TirasHazor (10:14 PM) :

I don't see how "the great crash....." works any better ;p

264-131-922 (10:15 PM) :

when i type that

264-131-922 (10:15 PM) :

I think

264-131-922 (10:15 PM) :

ent coming home drunk and falling on the server and breaking it

TirasHazor (10:15 PM) :

..

TirasHazor (10:15 PM) :

lol

264-131-922 (10:15 PM) :

and alcohol spilling on the server

TirasHazor (10:15 PM) :

the server is in france

TirasHazor (10:15 PM) :

ent lives in pensylvania

264-131-922 (10:15 PM) :

STFU

264-131-922 (10:16 PM) :

i am being funny

TirasHazor (10:16 PM) :

k

264-131-922 (10:16 PM) :

then roja comes from upstairs

264-131-922 (10:17 PM) :

in a seethrough nightgown with no undergarmets

TirasHazor (10:17 PM) :

..

264-131-922 (10:17 PM) :

and beats ent with a baseball bat again and again with a baseball bat

264-131-922 (10:17 PM) :

then misses and hits the server

264-131-922 (10:18 PM) :

then ent gets angry and pulls out a knife

264-131-922 (10:18 PM) :

and stabs the server repetedly

264-131-922 (10:18 PM) :

thinking it was my face

 

264-131-922 (10:18 PM) :

because he ws drunk

264-131-922 (10:19 PM) :

then roja went back upstairs

264-131-922 (10:19 PM) :

in slow mo

264-131-922 (10:19 PM) :

then entropy gets on a black motor bike and drives away into the moonset

264-131-922 (10:19 PM) :

(moonset looks much better.)

264-131-922 (10:20 PM) :

then their house catches on fire.

264-131-922 (10:20 PM) :

roja makes it out because she has tptp

264-131-922 (10:20 PM) :

thats the story of the crash tiras.

264-131-922 (10:21 PM) :

anything else is bull made by the american government

TirasHazor (10:21 PM) :

lol

264-131-922 (10:21 PM) :

want to hear another story tiras?

TirasHazor (10:21 PM) :

Not if it involves anything remotely perverted.

264-131-922 (10:21 PM) :

give me an event and I know the story

TirasHazor (10:21 PM) :

And, if you're telling it, it will..

264-131-922 (10:22 PM) :

No, I could have been much more perverted.

 

264-131-922 (10:22 PM) :

pick an event haz0r

264-131-922 (10:23 PM) :

or I will

264-131-922 (10:23 PM) :

k then i will

264-131-922 (10:24 PM) :

how about..

264-131-922 (10:24 PM) :

the first time I met ent?

264-131-922 (10:24 PM) :

:-D

TirasHazor (10:24 PM) :

haha..

TirasHazor (10:24 PM) :

first time I met ent, I didn't know who he was

TirasHazor (10:24 PM) :

I threatened him to give me his cape..

TirasHazor (10:24 PM) :

he was like

TirasHazor (10:24 PM) :

oh, but I have godly powers.

264-131-922 (10:25 PM) :

thats it?

TirasHazor (10:25 PM) :

yep

264-131-922 (10:25 PM) :

horrible story, I give it a .1

264-131-922 (10:25 PM) :

my turn

TirasHazor (10:26 PM) :

k

264-131-922 (10:26 PM) :

I was crying in ws

264-131-922 (10:26 PM) :

because a gob stole my book for a quest

 

264-131-922 (10:26 PM) :

until someone gave the genius idea to ask a stranger for one

264-131-922 (10:27 PM) :

/entropy hey, I lost my book someone said to talk to you about it

264-131-922 (10:27 PM) :

then entropy runs through the rocks, creating a gravity vortex behind him, permanently morphing the rocks into his likeness

264-131-922 (10:28 PM) :

then stops right next to me.

TirasHazor (10:28 PM) :

lol

264-131-922 (10:28 PM) :

he holds out his hand and I held out mine, FREEZE

264-131-922 (10:28 PM) :

It looks like that painting

264-131-922 (10:28 PM) :

where man is going to touch fingers with god.

TirasHazor (10:28 PM) :

lol

264-131-922 (10:29 PM) :

yes, entropy suddenly has a togo on

264-131-922 (10:29 PM) :

toga*

TirasHazor (10:29 PM) :

lol

264-131-922 (10:29 PM) :

then it resumes

264-131-922 (10:30 PM) :

and I grab his hand

264-131-922 (10:30 PM) :

*cue matrix camera*

264-131-922 (10:31 PM) :

then there is a thunderclap and a book is floating just above the ground

264-131-922 (10:31 PM) :

then I look up and entropy is gone

264-131-922 (10:31 PM) :

and a post-it flys to the ground

264-131-922 (10:32 PM) :

I pick it up and read it..

264-131-922 (10:32 PM) :

it says:

264-131-922 (10:32 PM) :

"Next time you bother me, you're banned."

264-131-922 (10:32 PM) :

~fin~

264-131-922 (10:32 PM) :

:-D

264-131-922 (10:33 PM) :

want to hear another story tiras?

264-131-922 (10:35 PM) :

hello...

TirasHazor (10:36 PM) :

lol

TirasHazor (10:36 PM) :

sorry, had to rinse meh mouth..

264-131-922 (10:36 PM) :

I see, my stories are so kickass it gives you plaque

TirasHazor (10:36 PM) :

..

TirasHazor (10:36 PM) :

actually, Advair is so asthma-fixing it causes yeast infections.

264-131-922 (10:37 PM) :

oh my god.. you have a yeast infection tiras?

TirasHazor (10:37 PM) :

..no

TirasHazor (10:37 PM) :

it can cause a yeast infection on your tongue, if you don't rinse it out of your mouth.

264-131-922 (10:38 PM) :

ah.. that is bad.

264-131-922 (10:38 PM) :

anyway, want another story? :-D

TirasHazor (10:38 PM) :

..I guess

264-131-922 (10:39 PM) :

of course you do.. will you give me a topic this time? I can talk about anything

TirasHazor (10:39 PM) :

medic

264-131-922 (10:39 PM) :

that isnt an acceptable topic

TirasHazor (10:40 PM) :

orcs

TirasHazor (10:40 PM) :

Orcs invading France.

264-131-922 (10:41 PM) :

there is a special kid at our school whos nic is napoloen

TirasHazor (10:41 PM) :

..

TirasHazor (10:41 PM) :

k

264-131-922 (10:41 PM) :

because he looks like a fat retarded napoleon

TirasHazor (10:41 PM) :

..

264-131-922 (10:41 PM) :

we salute him every time he walks by and we sing the french anthem

TirasHazor (10:42 PM) :

lol x.X

264-131-922 (10:42 PM) :

give me something from el

TirasHazor (10:42 PM) :

uh..

TirasHazor (10:42 PM) :

the day Entropy decided to make EL

264-131-922 (10:43 PM) :

ooh

264-131-922 (10:43 PM) :

ok then

264-131-922 (10:44 PM) :

One day as entropy was robbing the 1st national bank for fun

264-131-922 (10:45 PM) :

He decided that being god would be fun

264-131-922 (10:45 PM) :

and since ascending to a higher plane takes alot of MP, he decided to make a game

264-131-922 (10:46 PM) :

he thought much upon this

264-131-922 (10:47 PM) :

and decided that he would name it eternal(so he could rule forever) and lands(not sure.)

TirasHazor (10:47 PM) :

lol

264-131-922 (10:47 PM) :

he found that he sucked with photoshop and a mouse, so he got roja to make the art

TirasHazor (10:48 PM) :

ha

264-131-922 (10:48 PM) :

so after he was done putting "BUSH SUXX0RZ!!" on the government's websites, he began to code

264-131-922 (10:49 PM) :

he manually made the maps for ws and ip by code.

264-131-922 (10:49 PM) :

In 3 minutes.

264-131-922 (10:49 PM) :

He made those maps faster than you can cook ramen noodles.

 

TirasHazor (10:52 PM) :

lol

264-131-922 (10:53 PM) :

entropy then found he needed someone for customer relations.

264-131-922 (10:53 PM) :

roja was good at this, but he had banished her for eating his pizza

264-131-922 (10:53 PM) :

so he needed someone to make maps

264-131-922 (10:54 PM) :

he bought a german man and chained him in the basement to make maps for el, he named his character moonshadow

264-131-922 (10:54 PM) :

which was code for:HELP IM BEING FORCED TO MAKE EL MAPS!

264-131-922 (10:54 PM) :

but everyone thought it had something to do with the moon or something

264-131-922 (10:55 PM) :

so he is still chained down there with a couple more people he bought for the new continent

TirasHazor (10:55 PM) :

lol

264-131-922 (10:56 PM) :

but something was still missing

264-131-922 (10:56 PM) :

so he added monsters, and let people have their own characters

264-131-922 (10:57 PM) :

(before they had to fill out a loan application and send it to entropy for approval)

264-131-922 (10:57 PM) :

and entropy removed his 83875823598236478998342 polygon demon-beast

264-131-922 (10:57 PM) :

and make a bald human instead

264-131-922 (10:58 PM) :

now he thought it would be funny

264-131-922 (10:58 PM) :

if his name meant the exact opposite of what he wanted, sadly no one EVER GOT THE JOKE

264-131-922 (10:58 PM) :

as entropy means disorder.

264-131-922 (10:58 PM) :

which pisses him off more.

264-131-922 (10:59 PM) :

which is why he made raven

264-131-922 (10:59 PM) :

raven is a harpy

264-131-922 (10:59 PM) :

she is teh hottness111! but she is actually a soul sucking demon

264-131-922 (11:00 PM) :

every minute that was spent on newbie island was horible

264-131-922 (11:01 PM) :

she slowly sucked out your intellegence by creating characters named: NOOB#3352, Iloveporn, ak1, kitten, summrgrl45235, and many many others.

264-131-922 (11:01 PM) :

the worst of which was killerlamb.

264-131-922 (11:02 PM) :

fin.

264-131-922 (11:02 PM) :

that is how el started.

264-131-922 (11:03 PM) :

anything else is bs made by the american government and ripleys believe it or not.

264-131-922 (11:08 PM) :

Im tired of typing so Im going to post this

TirasHazor (11:09 PM) :

lol

 

 

 

Hope you liked this, good example of the old conversations on el.

Edited by rebootedrock

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*points to own post in OffTopic, about UO.*

 

*whispers* Got a few people collecting there... The community doesn't hafta die...

 

:P Wow, I can't believe it... You said STFU to Tiras and he didn't do nuthin to ya. I said it to Anastasia once, and he warned me for cursing/insulting another player, lol. Of course it was neither, and of course I PMed him telling him he was wrong, but he never responded. Shame, we could been jolly good friends and talking about nothing in ICQ.

 

:D Btw, Entropy is essentially randomness and decay. Maybe not the greatest omen for running a server, but it sounds cool. I played a Euthanatos in Mage: tA pen and paper game, so for any who know it, I know entropy, lol.

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:P Btw, Entropy is essentially randomness and decay.  Maybe not the greatest omen for running a server, but it sounds cool.  I played a Euthanatos in Mage: tA pen and paper game, so for any who know it, I know entropy, lol.

Entropy is a quantity related to the number of possible states of a system with a constant energy. Entropy is given by the equation S=k*lnW, where S is entropy, W is the number of possible states a system can be in with a given energy, and k is Boltzman's constant. :D

 

So a more disordered system has more entropy because it can be in more possible states, and a less disordered system has less entropy because it can be in less possible states.

 

Great chat log btw, redbooted. B)

Edited by chintan

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Chintan I don't know if i'm ammazed or annoyed at the massive stores of knowlege you just typed. How long did you go to school for? Or did you just make all that up? :D:P

 

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Rebooted, that's more awesome than Chintans apparent knowledge

Edited by Quinticus

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That makes me miss old community.. and playing tic-tac-toe with tumaros in KF ROFL!!

Tumaros:X

Sirkillaot:O

Tumaros:X

Sirkillaot:O

Tumaros:X

Sirkillaot:O

Tumaros:X

Sirkillaot:O

Tumaros:X

Tumaros: I win btch!

Sikillalot:RAWR!

Sirkillalot dissapated into the ether

Tumaros is now 6ft under (I dont know metric and Its been years, I dont know the cm.)

Wonder if I can get another from tiras, if so I will post again

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I lost all my good logs.. but we did it like this

 

SirKillAlot: x|_|o

SirKillAlot: x|x|o

SirKillAlot: o|o|x

Edited by SirKillAlot

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