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and then there was a massive war between monkies and the humans (better then planet of the apes :))

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and then there was a massive war between monkies and the humans (better then planet of the apes :))

and then the world ended, as did all its inhabitants and of course; this game :)

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And the the last few Scruffoids on the Moon blasted off into deep space to find a new world that they could call home.

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And then, after the Big Crush, the Universe started again with another Big Bang. Billions of eons passed as atoms turned to molecules and gas and dust turned to stars and planets. The time came again for Scruffers and God to decide where to put life; but more importantly what kind of life-forms they would be.

 

After millions of years of debating at the Almighty Dinner Table, (where they stuffed themselves on red M&M's and sipped Snowberry wine) the answer was finally decided with a coin toss.

 

If it landed on heads, God would get his way and create quasi-octopus people with laser-beam generators growing out of their stomachs.

 

If it landed on tails, Scruffers would see the Universe populated with half-chicken, half-cow humanoids that would have an inate desire to destroy anything that was purple.

 

The coin was flipped into the air...

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And then it landed on... pie. So, the universe was inhabited by half-chicken half-octopus things with laser beams growing out of their butts as a compromise. That was quite a sight!

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And then the Octochicks developed a growing distaste for anything that was yellow. So after thousands of years of evolution, the ocotochick's technology had become advanced enough to finally do something about all those damned stars in the sky. They had the spaceships, they had the butt-lasers....all that was required was a dash of patience and a whole lot of time...

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and the placid said: ''Just kidding!!''

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and the placid said: ''Just kidding!!''

:lol:

 

and then Placid became god and summoned Lord_Vermor to be the servent of all Scruffies out there ;)

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And then Steven, who had been a spectator all along, decided that somehting had to be done. So he gatherd his friends and went to war with the green aliens from germany. They all got very zapped (him and his friends) and blapped wich resulted in the last bit of human population, nt being able to breeth childs properly. So Steven took his spacecraft and visited the Empire State building, and jumped.. But he didnt die, tough luck? So he flew to the moon and back - if ud be my baby.. But then he declared war with all the chipmunks on manchester street.. wich lead to a great disaster and many chips died a grosum death. Noone really cared though, since noone gives a shit about chips. But then a dog died.. wich really sucked, cause Maria lived dogs, and she was never gonna forgive Steven now...

 

(wtf? :huh:)

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And then Steven, who had been a spectator all along, decided that somehting had to be done. So he gatherd his friends and went to war with the green aliens from germany. They all got very zapped (him and his friends) and blapped wich resulted in the last bit of human population, nt being able to breeth childs properly. So Steven took his spacecraft and visited the Empire State building, and jumped.. But he didnt die, tough luck? So he flew to the moon and back - if ud be my baby.. But then he declared war with all the chipmunks on manchester street.. wich lead to a great disaster and many chips died a grosum death. Noone really cared though, since noone gives a shit about chips. But then a dog died.. wich really sucked, cause Maria lived dogs, and she was never gonna forgive Steven now...

 

(wtf? :))

and then Placid thought Trop needs to get out more :huh: :lol:

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and then i sink my teeth into a nice looking sheep and goat and drink there blood and become immortal :blink:

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And then chatterbug89 gets bored of everyone and decides to come out of his shell and take over the universe. He builds millions of nuclear war heads which he uses to blow up all living life currently and then recreates his own army of living speaking peguins that now inhabbit the universe where the allmighty chatterbug of d00m rules all and all that try to go agaist him die instantly due to the millions of peguins all around him that will kill any betrayrer and his trillions of lazer beams that will instantly appear right above his head if anyone even gets remotely close to him without his concent and if one were to be hit by the lasers they would instnatly desigtigrated and erased from history as if they never existed and life in the universe of peguins would go on more trillions and trillions of years to come with chatterbug beging their allmighty ruler for all eterninity for he, being allmighty, was also eternal and could not die because he was invinsable. There was no posible wayt o destory the allmighty chatterbug of d00m and all that even had a chance are now passed away...you can see the skeletons of peopel such as LV, SKA, and many more hanging up on his huge wall of skeletons which he collects from the foolish people who dared go agaist him. There was only one person who went against him who still survives today and his name is Edsayno. Death was not a fare punishment for his dislike of books and extreme anoying personality. To this day he sits inside a dugion filled with pink fluffy bunnies (of d00m!) which slowly torture him every day, but never killing him. He is only fed once a week and his meal usualy consits of the the waste products of the mighty peguins of chatterbug's universe! All hail the allmighty chatterbug or face the consequences! Ma ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :lol:

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And then.....a little noob named Stormbringer who had been disguised as a penguin for some considerable time, instigated a mutiny that would shake the very universe. Stormbringer channeled the doubts and fears of all the penguins, and convinced them that they deserved more fish rations from their leader. All the mighty penguins that had controlled Chatterbugs universe rose up with Stormbringer at their head (still pretending to be a penguin) and launched an almighty assault on Chatterbug. MORE FISH! MORE FISH! they chanted as they gathered and surged towards Chatterbug in an endless ocean of black and white.

 

ZZZZZZZZZZZZAAPPP!

 

"ahhh s**t* exclaimed Stormbringer as he remembered the trillions of laser beams as they disintegrated his flesh and wiped him from existence.

 

The penguins, struck with fear after Stormbringers demise, stood around and looked sheepish.

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and then after hearing this he went and got a lot more fish for the pegiuns because he was in fact a friendly ruler (to the peguins) because he loves peguins. All the peguins got more fish and everyone in the universe was happy (when i say everyone i meant he peguins :-P)

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and then placid intervened and spawn millions of 'Lord_Vermor' servents; ordered them to dance and sing the Can*** song and wear bunny costumes.

 

Finally, Placid ordered all the inhabitans to eliminate their enemies, friends and loved ones; inherently destroying all existence.

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and then cavemen were walking around just talking about stuff and then a metor crash into thre lands but the dinosaurs hit it back with there tails like a game of baseball :P

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