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  1. Calsonic - BEWARE!

    It all started on a cold stormy night. It was raining outside, and I was casually working in the iron mines as usual when I suddenly got a PM from the mini-geoffrey himself....... Mr Calsonic. He sought aid, and i pledged him my assitance, and the beginnings of an epic hero quest was in the making..... ...I was coerced into a WTF by his silver tounge(full of ego stroking and jerking) which in retrospect should have been my first hint that something was amiss. Long did we prepare ourselves for this harsh undertaking, stocking supplies, shining blades, polishing boots, but there was a lighter side to it as well. Many jokes were told, and many were made an ass. And that is how it begun, many asses, assing off to the darkness. Starting off as a fellowship, heading to mordor, to destroy the one riing, no wait...wrong naration. But lo! behold the day we shall all curse, the 20th day of the month Carnelar of the year 0031 Age of Eternals *spits on the floor*. For here did come the giant-rapage of calsonic and sonic, and their rosto's did p00f on the 20th day of the month Carnelar of the year 0031 Age of Eternals *spits on the floor*. And upon the 20th day of the month Carnelar of the year 0031 Age of Eternals *spits on the floor* all shall remember it as a sad day. A very sad day, upon which little happiness did exist. The saddest, sadiest, sad of sad, sad sad sad, terrrible, saaaaaaaaaaaad, day upon which all sad things are compared to and are made tiny compared to this day, the sad day, day of sadism, the 20th day of the month Carnelar of the year 0031 Age of Eternals *spits on the floor* And tombstones shall be erected in those rosto's honor, they will not be forgotten. And upon those stones the sad day shall be written: "....the 20th day of the month Carnelar of the year 0031 Age of Eternals *spits on the floor*...we did lose thee..." ...and so, dear community,i prey thee let us go upon a witch hunt, to end this dastardly....machiavellian Calsonic's evil rain. Use your common cents and have your wits about you, for he did enslave our hearts, and lure those rosto's to their doom... piece out
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