helga

*cries* I love you DESDAMONA! You were one of my best friends on this game, and on conquer! I feel horrible that we lost contact for so long, and now i never got to say bye. We shared a lot of things and time together. You will always be in my heart and prayers. Love you forever Linda

Soooo... i just downloaded eternal lands onto a desktop i just got back from a computer dr. the game would start up as usual and then shows the login screen, i login and the game interface screen is black but the stat bars shows, all for about half a second and then i get that infamous error report microsoft message. from looking at everyone elses help messages, i guess i need to post the error log. in the el config i changed everything i should could change to make the game run more smoothily but it still won't run at all, ie the video to lower resolution, the shadows off and what not. the game has worked on this comp before, [edit] I guess i need to keep adding info, cuz no one is replying.. my system specs are 8.48 FREE gigs left on the HD. intel® Celeron 2.60 ghz. 2.60ghz 504 mb RAM intel® 82845G/GL/GE/PE/GV graphics controller nothing else is running on my computer.. i've enabled poor_man and all that jazz.. window sizes and everything, i've attempted to update drivers.. i've disabled firewalls, i've done everything i can possibly think of, and i don't know that much at all. here's the error message... Log started at 2008-01-07 16:28:27 localtime (Central Standard Time) [16:28:27] Error: Server profile not found in servers.lst for server: Lands\el.exe". Failover to server: main. [16:28:27] Using the server profile: main [16:28:32] Error opening sound configuration file [16:28:39] Unknown battlecry sound (Battlecry Female1) in actor def: human female [16:28:40] Unknown battlecry sound (Battlecry Male1) in actor def: human male [16:28:41] Unknown battlecry sound (Battlecry Female1) in actor def: elf female [16:28:42] Unknown battlecry sound (Battlecry Male1) in actor def: elf male [16:28:44] Unknown battlecry sound (Battlecry Female1) in actor def: dwarf female [16:28:45] Unknown battlecry sound (Battlecry Male1) in actor def: dwarf male [16:28:45] Unknown sound (Punch) in actor def: cyclops Last message repeated 3 times [16:28:45] Unknown sound (Kick) in actor def: cyclops Last message repeated 1 time [16:28:45] Unknown sound (Rat1) in actor def: rat [16:28:45] Unknown sound (Monster3) in actor def: goblin male 2 Last message repeated 1 time [16:28:45] Unknown sound (Axe) in actor def: goblin male 2 [16:28:45] Unknown sound (Punch) in actor def: goblin male 2 Last message repeated 2 times [16:28:45] Unknown sound (Kick) in actor def: goblin male 2 Last message repeated 1 time [16:28:45] Unknown battlecry sound (Battlecry Goblin) in actor def: goblin male 2 [16:28:45] Unknown sound (Monster3) in actor def: goblin female 1 Last message repeated 1 time [16:28:45] Unknown sound (Punch) in actor def: goblin female 1 Last message repeated 3 times [16:28:45] Unknown sound (Kick) in actor def: goblin female 1 Last message repeated 1 time [16:28:45] Unknown battlecry sound (Battlecry Goblin) in actor def: goblin female 1 [16:28:46] Unknown sound (Wolf Attack) in actor def: wolf [16:28:46] Unknown sound (WolfYelp) in actor def: wolf Last message repeated 1 time [16:28:46] Unknown sound (Wolf Attack) in actor def: wolf Last message repeated 5 times [16:28:46] Unknown sound (Pig Pain) in actor def: boar Last message repeated 1 time [16:28:46] Unknown sound (Pig) in actor def: boar Last message repeated 5 times [16:28:47] Unknown sound (Wolf Attack) in actor def: fox [16:28:47] Unknown sound (WolfYelp) in actor def: fox Last message repeated 1 time [16:28:47] Unknown sound (Wolf Attack) in actor def: fox Last message repeated 5 times [16:28:47] Unknown sound (Lion Attack) in actor def: puma Last message repeated 8 times [16:28:47] Unknown sound (Punch) in actor def: ogre male 1 Last message repeated 3 times [16:28:47] Unknown sound (Kick) in actor def: ogre male 1 Last message repeated 1 time [16:28:47] Unknown battlecry sound (Battlecry Orc) in actor def: ogre male 1 [16:28:47] Unknown sound (Monster3) in actor def: goblin male 1 Last message repeated 1 time [16:28:47] Unknown sound (Punch) in actor def: goblin male 1 Last message repeated 5 times [16:28:47] Unknown battlecry sound (Battlecry Goblin) in actor def: goblin male 1 [16:28:47] Unknown sound (Punch) in actor def: orc male 1 Last message repeated 3 times [16:28:47] Unknown sound (Kick) in actor def: orc male 1 Last message repeated 1 time [16:28:47] Unknown battlecry sound (Battlecry Orc) in actor def: orc male 1 [16:28:47] Unknown sound (Punch) in actor def: orc female 1 Last message repeated 3 times [16:28:47] Unknown sound (Kick) in actor def: orc female 1 Last message repeated 1 time [16:28:47] Unknown battlecry sound (Battlecry Orc) in actor def: orc female 1 [16:28:47] Unknown sound (Punch) in actor def: skeleton Last message repeated 3 times [16:28:47] Unknown sound (Kick) in actor def: skeleton Last message repeated 1 time [16:28:47] Unknown sound (Punch) in actor def: gargoyle 1 Last message repeated 3 times [16:28:47] Unknown sound (Kick) in actor def: gargoyle 1 Last message repeated 1 time [16:28:48] Unknown sound (Punch) in actor def: gargoyle 2 Last message repeated 3 times [16:28:48] Unknown sound (Kick) in actor def: gargoyle 2 Last message repeated 1 time [16:28:48] Unknown sound (Punch) in actor def: gargoyle 3 Last message repeated 3 times [16:28:48] Unknown sound (Kick) in actor def: gargoyle 3 Last message repeated 1 time [16:28:48] Unknown sound (Punch) in actor def: troll Last message repeated 3 times [16:28:48] Unknown sound (Kick) in actor def: troll Last message repeated 1 time [16:28:48] Unknown sound (WolfYelp) in actor def: chimeran mountain wolf Last message repeated 1 time [16:28:48] Unknown sound (Chimeran Attack) in actor def: chimeran mountain wolf Last message repeated 5 times [16:28:49] Unknown battlecry sound (Battlecry Female1) in actor def: gnome female [16:28:50] Unknown battlecry sound (Battlecry Male1) in actor def: gnome male [16:28:51] Unknown battlecry sound (Battlecry Female1) in actor def: orchan female [16:28:52] Unknown battlecry sound (Battlecry Male1) in actor def: orchan male [16:28:53] Unknown battlecry sound (Battlecry Female1) in actor def: draegoni female [16:28:55] Unknown battlecry sound (Battlecry Male1) in actor def: draegoni male [16:28:55] Unknown sound (Skunk) in actor def: skunk 1 Last message repeated 1 time [16:28:55] Unknown sound (Raccoon) in actor def: racoon 1 Last message repeated 1 time [16:28:55] Unknown sound (Horse Idle) in actor def: unicorn 1 Last message repeated 1 time [16:28:55] Unknown sound (WolfYelp) in actor def: chimeran desert wolf Last message repeated 1 time [16:28:55] Unknown sound (Chimeran Attack) in actor def: chimeran desert wolf Last message repeated 5 times [16:28:55] Unknown sound (WolfYelp) in actor def: chimeran forest wolf Last message repeated 1 time [16:28:55] Unknown sound (Chimeran Attack) in actor def: chimeran forest wolf Last message repeated 5 times [16:28:55] Unknown sound (WolfYelp) in actor def: chimeran arctic wolf Last message repeated 1 time [16:28:55] Unknown sound (Chimeran Attack) in actor def: chimeran arctic wolf Last message repeated 5 times [16:28:55] Unknown sound (Lion Attack) in actor def: panther Last message repeated 8 times [16:28:55] Unknown sound (Lion Attack) in actor def: leopard 1 Last message repeated 8 times [16:28:55] Unknown sound (Lion Attack) in actor def: leopard 2 Last message repeated 8 times [16:28:55] Unknown sound (Lion Attack) in actor def: feran Last message repeated 8 times [16:28:55] Unknown sound (Lion Attack) in actor def: tiger 1 Last message repeated 8 times [16:28:55] Unknown sound (Lion Attack) in actor def: tiger 2 Last message repeated 8 times [16:28:56] Unknown sound (Punch) in actor def: armed female orc [16:28:56] Unknown sound (Axe) in actor def: armed female orc [16:28:56] Unknown sound (Punch) in actor def: armed female orc [16:28:56] Unknown sound (Iron Hammer) in actor def: armed female orc [16:28:56] Unknown sound (Kick) in actor def: armed female orc Last message repeated 1 time [16:28:56] Unknown battlecry sound (Battlecry Orc) in actor def: armed female orc [16:28:56] Unknown sound (Punch) in actor def: armed male orc [16:28:56] Unknown sound (Axe) in actor def: armed male orc [16:28:56] Unknown sound (Punch) in actor def: armed male orc [16:28:56] Unknown sound (Iron Hammer) in actor def: armed male orc [16:28:56] Unknown sound (Kick) in actor def: armed male orc Last message repeated 1 time [16:28:56] Unknown battlecry sound (Battlecry Orc) in actor def: armed male orc [16:28:56] Unknown sound (Sword) in actor def: armed skeleton Last message repeated 1 time [16:28:56] Unknown sound (Punch) in actor def: armed skeleton Last message repeated 1 time [16:28:56] Unknown sound (Phantom Idle) in actor def: phantom warrior [16:28:56] Unknown sound (Sword) in actor def: phantom warrior Last message repeated 1 time [16:28:56] Unknown sound (Staff) in actor def: phantom warrior Last message repeated 1 time [16:28:56] Unknown sound (Kick) in actor def: phantom warrior Last message repeated 1 time [16:28:56] Unknown battlecry sound (Phantom Attack) in actor def: phantom warrior [16:28:56] Unknown sound (Monster6) in actor def: imp [16:28:56] Unknown sound (Monster1) in actor def: imp [16:28:56] Unknown sound (Punch) in actor def: imp [16:28:56] Unknown sound (Iron Hammer) in actor def: imp [16:28:56] Unknown sound (Punch) in actor def: imp [16:28:56] Unknown sound (Iron Hammer) in actor def: imp [16:28:56] Unknown sound (Punch) in actor def: imp Last message repeated 1 time [16:28:56] Unknown battlecry sound (Imp) in actor def: imp [16:28:56] Unknown sound (Ow) in actor def: brownie Last message repeated 1 time [16:28:56] Unknown sound (Punch) in actor def: brownie Last message repeated 5 times [16:28:56] Unknown battlecry sound (Battlecry Little) in actor def: brownie [16:28:56] Unknown sound (Monster1) in actor def: spider big 1 [16:28:56] Unknown sound (Monster1) in actor def: spider big 2 [16:28:56] Unknown sound (Monster1) in actor def: spider big 3 [16:28:56] Unknown sound (Monster1) in actor def: spider big 4 [16:28:57] Unknown sound (Ow) in actor def: wood sprite Last message repeated 1 time [16:28:57] Unknown sound (Punch) in actor def: wood sprite Last message repeated 5 times [16:28:57] Unknown battlecry sound (Battlecry Little) in actor def: wood sprite [16:28:57] Unknown sound (Ow) in actor def: leprechaun Last message repeated 1 time [16:28:57] Unknown sound (Punch) in actor def: leprechaun [16:28:57] Unknown sound (Staff) in actor def: leprechaun [16:28:57] Unknown sound (Punch) in actor def: leprechaun Last message repeated 3 times [16:28:57] Unknown battlecry sound (Battlecry Little) in actor def: leprechaun [16:28:57] Unknown sound (Punch) in actor def: giant_1 Last message repeated 3 times [16:28:57] Unknown sound (Kick) in actor def: giant_1 Last message repeated 1 time [16:28:57] Unknown sound (Monster6) in actor def: hobgoblin [16:28:57] Unknown sound (Monster1) in actor def: hobgoblin Last message repeated 1 time [16:28:57] Unknown sound (Imp) in actor def: hobgoblin Last message repeated 5 times [16:28:57] Unknown sound (Punch) in actor def: yeti Last message repeated 3 times [16:28:57] Unknown sound (Kick) in actor def: yeti Last message repeated 1 time [16:28:57] Unknown battlecry sound (Battlecry Orc) in actor def: yeti [16:28:57] Unknown sound (Monster3) in actor def: feros Last message repeated 1 time [16:28:57] Unknown sound (Punch) in actor def: feros [16:28:57] Unknown sound (Staff) in actor def: feros [16:28:57] Unknown sound (Axe) in actor def: feros [16:28:57] Unknown sound (Punch) in actor def: feros [16:28:57] Unknown sound (Kick) in actor def: feros Last message repeated 1 time [16:28:57] Unknown battlecry sound (Monster14) in actor def: feros [16:28:57] Unknown sound (Dragon Idle) in actor def: dragon1 Last message repeated 2 times [16:28:57] Unknown sound (Dragon Attack) in actor def: dragon1 Last message repeated 5 times [16:28:57] Unknown sound (Dragon Idle) in actor def: dragon2 Last message repeated 2 times [16:28:57] Unknown sound (Dragon Attack) in actor def: dragon2 Last message repeated 4 times [16:28:58] Unknown sound (Eagle) in actor def: hawk [16:28:58] Unknown sound (Eagle) in actor def: falcon [16:28:58] Unknown sound (Lion Attack) in actor def: lion Last message repeated 8 times [16:28:58] Unknown sound (Monster3) in actor def: cockatrice [16:28:58] Unknown sound (Monster1) in actor def: cockatrice [16:29:01] Error: Can't open file "quest.log" [16:29:01] * server www.eternal-lands.com filename http://www.eternal-lands.com/updates150/files.lst [16:29:01] Downloading http://www.eternal-lands.com/updates150/files.lst from www.eternal-lands.com [16:29:02] Finished downloading http://www.eternal-lands.com/updates150/files.lst [16:29:02] * server www.eternal-lands.com filename http://www.eternal-lands.com/updates/custom_files.lst [16:29:02] Downloading http://www.eternal-lands.com/updates/custom_files.lst from www.eternal-lands.com [16:29:03] Finished downloading http://www.eternal-lands.com/updates/custom_files.lst [16:29:27] Error: Can't open file "./particles/moon_bubbles1.part" Last message repeated 3 times [16:29:27] Error: Can't open file "spells_rasputina.dat" Please Help me, i'm dying to play!

:-O! i LOVE donnie darko!!! thats the 1st dvd i ever owned "chut up" "chut up" bwaha *wink wink wink* "whatsa fuckass?" fuckass=des i luzzz Jooooo

I know Halloween is still a good month away.. but hey.. this gives u time to think about your costumes! I know *I* am thinking bout the party i'm gonna throw \o/ anywho, anyone know what they're gonna be? i want some AWESOME pics of GREAT all hollows eve costumes! i saw some REALLY funny ones in a catalog yesterday was it? i'm might hafta post those pics.. cuz oh.. *cracked me Up* *HAPPY TALK LIKE A PIRATE DAY TOO*

K for anyone that knows me... you'll know i don't remembr anything... ever... SOO.. i'm making a thread about how things use to be and see if we can remember it, give some stories... throw in some " does anyone remember...." and whatnot.. my fav.. and i still ask the older players ( older as in long time players) do you remember when things were not on auto harvest? thats the earliest memory i have of playing this game... i do have a few question to anyone that would know, How long has EL been around? Who's Played the game for the longest that still plays? Anyone remember former players, that don't play anymore.. that were well known? ( so i'd remember them) what about Original Guilds, that were destroyed? aannddd.. i'll buy someone anything they want if they can tell me when *i* started playing, cuz i don't reaaaallly remember exactly....i swear it was when i was around 18.. and i'm 22 now.. soo.. *yea* ~ Helga~

i'm buying any NEW potion books! i would REALLY like the book for potion of invisibility... i don't have too much GC to spend, so i hope they aren't outrageously expensive! sooo.. if u have the books for, antidote pot true sight pot accuracy pot invisibilty pot or evasion pot! Please post HERE!

www.veryfunnyads.com funny TV commercials.. that one is on there... some of these had me LoLing for a LONG time!

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i was gonna say that!!!!

about his spelling

not exactly funny.. just REALLY coooool!!!! Rubber Johnny

hey yea.. what does this mean? meinste echt der kommt wieder? and everything in that same language!

Nope, but my husband and I *did* do the robot for our final dance at our wedding...xD LOL now that is original!!! ^^!!

LMAO!!!! k.. ROFL!!!!! sorry... *giggles*

does this mean mine is "disqualified"? i worked for like 9 hours on it O_o

i don't remember that interface EVER? how long ago was that? i remember when the "use with" wasn't there... or buddy list of course... hmm.. was it a change on the interface like something i missed and it changed back or.. i dunno? but i DO remember thinking " wtf are those weird letters by people heads" i soon found out it was guilds !

LMAO!!! sooo sooooo sorry tanyia- i just laughed so hard at that pic that the people in my house told me to STFU- anyway *Too Cute* did u do "the robot" all night? i don't have any halloween pics cept these: i was the RED one >clickety< and >clickety again<

cho-yun whats does that mean? O_o anyway- Tequila Shots For

wal-mart is sold-out * i made sold-out 1 word shhhh don't tell*

this is my fav costume i've seen so far "Pickle Vendor"

*CRACKS UP* well i have yet to notice a goat in the game- but when i see one that is hobbling around and seems to be in pain- i'll PM one of ya'll right away!

jowwow... thats not funny its TRUE *cries* not to me tho- i'm an exception

AND! He's not sharing!!! Thats so mean.. i'll just get my own.. then i'll eat him :> anyway this pic is only probably REALLY funny to me... cuz i know the guy in the tiny car- but.. if ya'll gimme a pic of someone i'll glady swap out

OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THAT OMG!! my sides hurt!! REALLY BAD! I laughed really hard! i've never seen those EL toons LMAOAEEWIAI!!!! < Laughing my ass off and everyone else's while i'm at it

" RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUFFF" am i doin it right? " SMEEEEEEEEERRRGGG" hmm.. *turns on spongebob* Arrr, i will steal your treasure, then lock you in a jail, and lea'e you thar until the sunrises 6 days from now, argh! No one escapes the wrath o' Mr. Krabs! Helga!, argh! Edit: HAPPY TALK LIKE A PIRATE DAY! Now.. i really wanna go look at SeXXXy Johnny depp in that pirate outfit..

I can't kill any of those