Freddymac

-when u call Bush and request a Senate inquiry into the dealings of Scammer Lobby groups trying to legitimize stealing from the general public. Your call are answered by the CFO of Enron.Inc.....you put the miserable Shmuck on ur PK list. - when you insist that Wacko Jocko come clean and admit that all along he was trying to do was form a guild that uses 'Rubba' folk to get 'Ore' for his, er , Ranch. You realize that Rotten Mickey has never been a miner and dismiss him as a nOOb who has Identity Problems...you put the Shmuck on ur Pk list. - when you insist insist that Condo is way off the mark by trying to 'splain why the sons and daughters of the US are expected to lay down their lives for a cause that seems nothing more than an oil hunt for cheap profits. You put her off your PK list as she seems to be the only person in the White House that has any brains... - you contact the White House and ask for a BC (brain check)....u get no reply -when you check the age level of most of the people playing EL and realize that the combined total of most 12 year olds's IQ is better than most of the people running the most powerful Empire on this planet. (U check ur Civ score the last time that u played GOD) - when u ask Sid M. to run the planet and get a guest spot as an EL Mod and hopefully get himself elected as the Pres of the UN. - when u realize that after all the great encounters tht u have had with folks from Croatia, Poland, Singapore, Australia, East Us, Mid Us, West Us, Mexico.....and every other person that you've had the pleasure to meet, u understand THIS IS THE UN... THE UNITED NATIONS OF ETERNAL LANDS IMHO, and we as citizens of this small spinning ball are better off for it ;

-when you go out and buy a shiny new WiFi Laptop so you can network it to your desktop to allow your wife to play EL with you. That's RL. I just did that today!

- After your girlfriend reads your chat log, she accuses you of having oral sex with a girl named Grue.

- you remember the last time you reset , before the last time that you hit #reset, you recall a person resembling a post from from someone which looked faintly familiar to the following post: "-You remember the last time this was done you said "You remember the last time this was done" -You call your co-worker a n00b when he makes a coding mistake -You actually say LOL" Folks do I see the snake Oriboris chewing on its own tail, or did I just get bit in the tender parts by a Red Snake?

Hi Tanyia LOVED IT! 'Caffeination Field' indeed. (Memo to self, try this out in lunchroom tomorrow) See ya in the game. BTW: Daaaaling, you must give me the name of your Armourer. I love that suit

You know you're addicted to EL when: - Your vacation plans to the Carlsbad Caverns include bringing a pick and leather gloves. - You are tossed out of your local nursery for picking all the Impatients out of the hanging baskets. - You tell your secretary to call your Commodity Broker for a quote on Tit. She quits and sues you for sexual harrassment. - You call the Vatican and ask if Glydoc is a recognized deity. Benedict is NOT amused and hangs up on you. A second later you find yourself in the Underworld... - You angrily tell your neighbor that you will put him on your PK list if he doesn't return your lawnmower. - Your Pay Pal bill from the EL store exceeds your monthly car payments as you try to corner the EFE market. - Your calls to DeBeers are left unanswered. You wonder why they wouldn't want to buy 100k of Diamond ore for the ridiculously low price you're asking. - The clerk at The House of Knives swears that he has never seen A Titanium Serpent sword in his suppliers' catalogues. - You're pelted with tomatoes by PETA protesters for wearing a suit in public made from wolf and fox fur. - You can recite the entire contents of Fred Penner's site in your sleep. - Your happiest day of the year is the last Sunday in October, because it gives you an extra hour to play EL.