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Something a friend sent me - what would happen in the chat logs if WWII were a RTS game: *Hitler[AoE] has joined the game.* *Eisenhower has joined the game.* *paTTon has joined the game.* *Churchill has joined the game.* *benny-tow has joined the game.* *T0J0 has joined the game.* *Roosevelt has joined the game.* *Stalin has joined the game.* *deGaulle has joined the game.* Roosevelt: hey sup T0J0: y0 Stalin: hi Churchill: hi Hitler[AoE]: cool, i start with panzer tanks! paTTon: lol more like panzy tanks T0JO: lol Roosevelt: o this fockin sucks i got a depression! benny-tow: haha america sux Stalin: hey hitler you dont fight me i dont fight u, cool? Hitler[AoE]; sure whatever Stalin: cool deGaulle: **** Hitler rushed some1 help Hitler[AoE]: lol byebye frenchy Roosevelt: i dont got **** to help, sry Churchill: wtf the luftwaffle is attacking me Roosevelt: get antiair guns Churchill: i cant afford them benny-tow: u n00bs know what team talk is? paTTon: stfu Roosevelt: o yah hit the navajo button guys deGaulle: eisenhower ur worthless come help me quick Eisenhower: i cant do **** til rosevelt gives me an army paTTon: yah hurry the fock up Churchill: d00d im gettin pounded deGaulle: this is fockin weak u guys suck *deGaulle has left the game.* Roosevelt: im gonna attack the axis k? benny-tow: with what? ur wheelchair? benny-tow: lol did u mess up ur legs AND ur head? Hitler[AoE]: ROFLMAO T0J0: lol o no america im comin 4 u Roosevelt: wtf! thats bullsh1t u fags im gunna kick ur asses T0JO: not without ur harbors u wont! lol Roosevelt: u little biotch ill get u Hitler[AoE]: wtf Hitler[AoE]: america hax, u had depression and now u got a huge fockin army Hitler[AoE]: thats bullsh1t u hacker Churchill: lol no more france for u hitler Hitler[AoE]: tojo help me! T0J0: wtf u want me to do, im on the other side of the world retard Hitler[AoE]: fine ill clear you a path Stalin: WTF u arsshoel! WE HAD A FoCKIN TRUCE Hitler[AoE]: i changed my mind lol benny-tow: haha benny-tow: hey ur losing ur guys in africa im gonna need help in italy soon sum1 T0J0: o **** i cant help u i got my hands full Hitler[AoE]: im 2 busy 2 help Roosevelt: yah thats right ***** im comin for ya Stalin: church help me Churchill: like u helped me before? sure ill just sit here Stalin: dont be an arss Churchill: dont be a commie. oops too late Eisenhower: LOL benny-tow: hahahh oh sh1t help Hitler: o man ur focked paTTon: oh what now biotch Roosevelt: whos the cripple now lol *benny-tow has been eliminated.* benny-tow: lame Roosevelt: gj patton paTTon: thnx Hitler[AoE]: WTF eisenhower hax hes killing all my sh1t Hitler[AoE]: quit u hacker so u dont ruin my record Eisenhower: Nuts! benny~tow: wtf that mean? Eisenhower: meant to say nutsack lol finger slipped paTTon: coming to get u hitler u paper hanging hun cocksocker Stalin: rofl T0J0: HAHAHHAA Hitler[AoE]: u guys are fockin gay Hitler[AoE]: ur never getting in my city *Hitler[AoE] has been eliminated.* benny~tow: OMG u noob you killed yourself Eisenhower: ROFLOLOLOL Stalin: OMG LMAO! Hitler[AoE]: WTF i didnt click there omg this game blows *Hitler[AoE] has left the game* paTTon: hahahhah T0J0: WTF my teammates are n00bs benny~tow: shut up noob Roosevelt: haha wut a moron paTTon: wtf am i gunna do now? Eisenhower: yah me too T0J0: why dont u attack me o thats right u dont got no ships lololol Eisenhower: fock u paTTon: lemme go thru ur base commie Stalin: go to hell lol paTTon: fock this sh1t im goin afk Eisenhower: yah this is gay *Roosevelt has left the game.* Hitler[AoE]: wtf? Eisenhower: sh1t now we need some1 to join *tru_m4n has joined the game.* tru_m4n: hi all T0J0: hey Stalin: sup Churchill: hi tru_m4n: OMG OMG OMG i got all his stuff! tru_m4n: NUKES! HOLY **** I GOT NUKES Stalin: d00d gimmie some plz tru_m4n: no way i only got like a couple Stalin: omg dont be gay gimmie nuculer secrets T0J0: wtf is nukes? T0J0: holy ****holy****hoyl****! *T0J0 has been eliminated.* *The Allied team has won the game!* Eisenhower: awesome! Churchill: gg noobs no re T0J0: thats bull**** u fockin suck *T0J0 has left the game.* *Eisenhower has left the game.* Stalin: next game im not going to be on ur team, u guys didnt help me for **** Churchill: wutever, we didnt need ur help neway dumbarss tru_m4n: l8r all benny~tow: bye Churchill: l8r Stalin: fock u all tru_m4n: shut up commie lol *tru_m4n has left the game.* benny~tow: lololol u commie Churchill: ROFL Churchill: bye commie *Churchill has left the game.* *benny~tow has left the game.* Stalin: i hate u all fags *Stalin has left the game.* paTTon: lol no1 is left paTTon: weeeee i got a jeep *paTTon has been eliminated.* paTTon: o sh1t! *paTTon has left the game.*

I know you've heard it all before, but I really think you should put PK on every map :battleaxe: It won't be fair? Life isn't fair. The wilderness is called that for a reason - it's wild. People might have to think about hiring guards if they're going to dangerous places. The result - a whole new economy springs up and gives the warrior guilds a reason for existence - guard duty and acting as mercenaries. Make towns safe, if you must, though simply having NPC guards of middling ability and levels would be better. Change the death bags - when someone's killed they drop whatever was in their bag but keep all of their equipment. This way banditry can become a reasonably profitable pursuit without seriosuly impacing the victims ability to play the game. I know what the result will be - people will whinge that Shivar and his mates are waiting outside town and killing everyone who leaves. This state of affairs will continue for a few hours or a couple of days at the very most until some guys get their acts together and give him a kicking, thus, balance is restored. Get rid of Hell - it's annoying and serves no purpose. Have players respawn in the temple of their chosen god, with a new effect - once you've been killed you can't engage in combat with other players for a set amount of time - they can't attack you and you can't attack them. This makes picking a fight a much more considered decision, since losing can spoil your fun for a while. That's all that's coming to mind. This is more a stream of consciousnes than a well thought out set of proposals. Make of them what you will. As a final note - I'm not a high level fighter, I can barely defeat your average Goblin and regualrly get eaten by Pumas, I would probably get robbed and murdered semi-regularly, but it would certainly make life in EL more interesting.

http://www.turdtwister.com/index.php Is it wrong for me to want one of these?

This is what I dislike about EL 'who says it has to be like other mmorpgs' that's such a petty narrow minded view - change for it's own sake is pointless, why do something 'just to be different'? I'd love to hear your reasoning behind the seemingly arbitrary decisions made for EL. Arguing that it would swing the balance in favour of fighters is nonsense, as proved by other mmorpgs.

Why does it? If you're rich you hire guards, if you're not rich you watch your back. Almost every major MMORPG has this feature successfully implimented and still manages to keep it's non-fighter population at a reasonable level. There are more than enough fiendly fighters on EL who I'm sure would be happy to go along with your average merchant or miner, out of pure friendliness and a sense of adventure.

Part of me wants to sign up but with an average of about 15 players online... what's the point? It's a pathetic number. Can their server handle any more than that? I'd rather play EL - there's hardly any RPing, but at least there's life.

Count me in chaps... Time to make my new dark elf character to take over the world..

I'm 21, so perhaps buying one won't endear me to any ladies...

Six-Legged Puppy Found in Malaysia June 19, 2005 3:25 AM EDT KUALA LUMPUR, Malaysia - A puppy with six legs and two penises was found sleeping outside a Chinese temple in a Malaysian town, and devotees are treating the freak find as a good omen, a news report said Sunday. The furry puppy with brown patches was sleeping at the temple entrance on Thursday morning when it was spotted by a temple caretaker, said the Star newspaper, which published the animal's picture clearly showing the extra two legs and the additional organ. "He (the caretaker) lifted the canine to place it elsewhere and was shocked to see that the puppy had six legs," the Star quoted the Kwang Sung Temple committee member Tee Kim Huat as saying. The temple is in Pandamaran town, south of Kuala Lumpur near Port Klang. The puppy, believed to have been left there by someone, is being cared for by the temple committee, Tee said. He said devotees feel that the unusual dog is a bearer of good fortune and have named him Ong Fatt, or the Lucky One. The temple committee has obtained a dog-rearing permit from the Klang Municipal Council to keep the puppy as a pet Source: http://thestar.com.my/news/story.as...2103&sec=nation Source: http://www.boingboing.net/2005/06/2...six_legs_t.html He looks so happy, who can blame him?

The person who sent me it didn't write it, I should make that clear, he just copied and pasted it into an email, I think he got it from another forum.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/4659093.stm Cheeky bastards eh? accounts are varying between two or three casualties to dozens, noone seems to know for sure how many bombs went off either. We've had worse from te IRA though.

Yet more trouble, a man has been shot five times by police whilst apparently tyring to blow up a train, and armed police have gone into a mosque, not sure where. This is getting rather exciting.

This guy is a well known professional troll, don't read too much into it, it's a very elaborate hoax, I've seen him on rock music forums, game forums - pretty much everywhere actually. He's not really a conspiracy theorist nut. Juts very good at winding people up.

More explosions on the underground today apparently, police all over the place, nobody's really sure what's going on, Tony Blair supposed to be making a statement in a little while. It looks like a minor incident, might be nothing.

That was a quote from the Cannon Fodder game. You read toomuch into it.

War. What's it good for, eh? This product is in no way endorsed by the Royal British Legion.

Urgh... my guilty Harry potter fetish, yeah I have it, finished it a few hours after getting it home. It's much more character-centric now, not so much pointless backstory and little meaningless conversations, which i miss, they fleshed the books out nicely. I'm reserving judgement on my opinion of the new dark tone the series appears to have taken, on the one hand this book is certainly not meant for children, but at the end of the book there was no let-up in the depression. At least with all the previous books at the end you always felt that the immediate threat was dealt with and the book could end semi-hapily, not so here, for obvious reasons. I'm certainly eager for the next one.

Fixxed.

I got it repeatedly the other day, I was chilling out on the sofa sort of half asleep but not quite and I found that I couldn't move. Just the shock of it woke me up a bit and I could move fine again, it happened abut three or four times, seems you don't have to be completely out of it for your brain to shut down your body. I always thought it'd be appropriate to artificially induce paralysis to prisoners convicted of certain crimes (rape, murder, paedophilia ect..) That'd teach them a lesson.

Why would you want to fight it? it's too cute. Meanies.

**stolen**

Triple post kill. And traditionally 's' is used instead of 'z' for pluralisation, and is certainly used at the end of 'Mars'. Your chav speak make the little puppy cry.

He's sweet, I'm sure he's a happy chappy with two ding-dongs. Who deleted what?

Cup of tea, stiff upper lip and back to work. Terrorism fails when there's no terror caused. Didin't even see panic in London today. Bollocks to the lot of them. After careful thought this terrorist attack on my country gets a 2/10. Must try harder.