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  1. Horray for Penguins!

    1. How many Microsoft-Programmers do you need to change a bulb: 1) NONE, its a hardware Problem 2) 100 ... One changes the bulb, the others are busy, clicking the error-msg's away 3)NONE, darkness is declared as new standard 4) Four, one changes the lamp, one changes the bulb fitting, that one cant input Netscape-Bulbs, another one sets up a short that will bw triggering when one inserts a Sun-Bulb and the lat one trys to explain to the Department of Justice that its just fair competition. And how long does this take? Depends on how many broken bulbs they brang ^^ 2. Caller: Hello there, i have a Problem. Hotline: Yes? Caller: I use Windows .... Hotline: You said this already ... 3. A Mircrosoft programmer suggests a Linux counterparts a game: "We ask each other questions and who do not know the answer, pays 5 €." "No," says Linux programmer, "you have more money than I, you pay 500 €." The Microsoftler agrees and begins: "How great is the distance between the Earth and the Moon? The Linux programmer thinks for a moment, gives him 5 € and asks: "What day was on the Cheops pyramid topping" The Microsoft programmers look for in Encarta, searching the internet and found nothing. He hands over his colleagues, the Five Hundred and asks: "When was it topping?" Then gives him the Linux man 5 €.... 4. Where is the difference between Batman and Bill Gates? Batman won the battle againt the penguin. P.S.: Sry for grammar EDIT: http://www.billgatesisdead.com/ http://www.masaustu-resimleri.com/d/6280-1/Linux+vs+Windows.jpg http://i.zdnet.com/blogs/linux_vs_microsoft.jpg http://sumana.com.np/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/linux-vs-windows.jpg
  2. YUMI Harvesting Service

    another 10k Sulfur pls
  3. YUMI Harvesting Service

    another 10k Sulfur pls ;-) you have a great service, guys
  4. YUMI Harvesting Service

    if 20k Sulfur too much 10k are ok, and after this another job 10k Sulf, ok?
  5. YUMI Harvesting Service

    please 20k Sulfur
  6. Retiring from Neno hunt 'thanks' to Morath

    Ok: 1.:It was DPA no drop ... so no rosto 2.:Did i knew someone would wait there to kill me and take my stuff? was my first time and i was n00b ... even if it would have been fair action i hadnt carried a rosto coz i didnt knew what this is at this moment 3.: i went there to train ... no clue to newhope 4.: I didnt compare newhope with bagjumping, i answered to players who spoil fun ... and btw he bjs himself 5.: "Maxine could not do much to prevent Morath's bagjump." could i do something with newhope?? I think u forgot what being a n00b is ... and it was the first time there ... + that "trick" to get drops on no drop arena, that newbs definately cant know Was it my fault that Newhope uses "tricks" (to not to say "bugs") to get drops, that he is that a unfair guy? Wait a sec, no drop and you lost stuff? How come. And one more thing, you can always defend in PK, for example hiring a bodyguard, avoid going there, carry a rosto. You HAD a choice, Maxine didn't. If you die in PK, it's your fault and yours only, this is totally different as Maxine could not prevent this from happening in any way, whilst you could have... LOL Can i defend in PK if i am N00b and dont know how to, and if EVEN YOU dont know this "tiny trick" to get drops in DPA ... How should know a n00b ... and whadja think, that i talked to all NPCs around in DP beore entering an Arena?? And it was no Poison if ya think that How you dropped stuff then? I thought it was before NCa was no drop. But the act you described is not even outlaw in my book, it has nothing to do with bagjump. Many ways. More HP. TSP. Rosto. Tele when you get first hit. What trick exactly? He poisoned you? I don't know another "trick" or "bug" to kill other players and make them drop in no drop areas. It would be interested in it. What trick? One keyword, ranging, and more: invisible ... no more hints given, talk to that ***** NPC in front of one of the Arenas And now, i d o n t compare an unfair PK Action with Bagjumping, I asnwered to "ppl are just there to spoils fun" EDIT: Many ways. More HP. TSP. Rosto. Tele when you get first hit.
  7. Retiring from Neno hunt 'thanks' to Morath

    Ok: 1.:It was DPA no drop ... so no rosto 2.:Did i knew someone would wait there to kill me and take my stuff? was my first time and i was n00b ... even if it would have been fair action i hadnt carried a rosto coz i didnt knew what this is at this moment 3.: i went there to train ... no clue to newhope 4.: I didnt compare newhope with bagjumping, i answered to players who spoil fun ... and btw he bjs himself 5.: "Maxine could not do much to prevent Morath's bagjump." could i do something with newhope?? I think u forgot what being a n00b is ... and it was the first time there ... + that "trick" to get drops on no drop arena, that newbs definately cant know Was it my fault that Newhope uses "tricks" (to not to say "bugs") to get drops, that he is that a unfair guy?
  8. Retiring from Neno hunt 'thanks' to Morath

    Apropros "about a player just being there to spoil other players fun" - It's not only Morath, some others, too. A guy named "Newhope" killed me in DPA when i was n00b on Robin Tell Day ... i was in the 60 Arena, shooting firends to lv Ranging ... then i wanted to get more Arrows ... Newhope waited invis in the Arena, shot me, and i lost 50kgc worth stuff ... caused rl problems ... took all the fun out, i wanted to quit EL ... If you remember how is being n00b like, even 1k is much for u, but he got 50k ... i was so prud of my new stuff ... and he stole it ... i didnt knew this bug, was really sad and didnt log on to EL for a very long time ...Newhpe as he is, stealing other people's bags and taking the fun out ( scares of new players, e.g. if he does what he did with me, EL wont have anymore newbies later, if everyone would be like him, unfriendly(remember this PM after i asked him to return at least 2kgc: [PM from newhope: one word: fuck off.] --> shows that he cant count btw), bj(guys told me that he waits at rd and jumping on the bags), unfair, invis newb killing, using a "special" in DPA that no n00b knows ...) And @ Morath: They all invested much time to find and trap Neno, invested money (for mines and caltrops), u steal their bag, wtf?? Imagine how they must feel (same to newhope btw). I someone is doing things like that i see what kind of person they are, and they aren good role modells ...
  9. i buy teh WTF for 6635gc
  10. OMG! I whas killed by an Resync. :'(

    the files \Eternal Lands\actor_defs\anim_bow1 \Eternal Lands\actor_defs\anim_bow2 you can open these files in notepad then look at the 5 last lines. <CAL_range_in duration="1000" sound="Bow In">./animations/player_bow_in.caf 1</CAL_range_in> <CAL_range_out duration="1000">./animations/player_bow_out.caf 1</CAL_range_out> <CAL_range_idle duration="500">./animations/player_bow_idle.caf 1</CAL_range_idle> <CAL_range_fire duration="1000" sound="Bow Fire">./animations/player_bow_fire.caf 1</CAL_range_fire> <CAL_range_fire_out duration="1000" sound="Bow Fire Out">./animations/player_bow_fire_out.caf 1</CAL_range_fire_out> you can change the duration , example <CAL_range_in duration="500" sound="Bow In">./animations/player_bow_in.caf 1</CAL_range_in> <CAL_range_out duration="500">./animations/player_bow_out.caf 1</CAL_range_out> <CAL_range_idle duration="250">./animations/player_bow_idle.caf 1</CAL_range_idle> <CAL_range_fire duration="500" sound="Bow Fire">./animations/player_bow_fire.caf 1</CAL_range_fire> <CAL_range_fire_out duration="500" sound="Bow Fire Out">./animations/player_bow_fire_out.caf 1</CAL_range_fire_out> This will kill 99% of the Resycs. changing this is ofc at your own risk, And now that the ranging animation won't be that smooth good looking any more! greetings Great Post, tyvm elg3n3ral & Korrode P.S what's a fr00t? hope ya wont call ubuntu l4m3r
  11. Szczepan2 behavior

    I lend him 7kgc, and he payed me the gc fully back and gave me 500gc extra it took some time, but he payed back ... Really shocked to hear that, if it shall be true ...
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