slashwarrior

no point, just fun, got a problem?

oops, wrong smily at the end there, ment

slashwarrior falls of bench slashwarrior: ouch! slashwarrior: KP! slashwarrior: get! slashwarrior: shoo! KnIgHt_PaLaDiN: what?! KnIgHt_PaLaDiN: k slashwarrior: off bench slashwarrior: so bat... KnIgHt_PaLaDiN: i still get front row slashwarrior: you preist? batmann: we are here gathered in this momentus occation to join olivia and jake #GM from slashwarrior: hurry if u wanna come to weddin [PM from Drentle: i've pmed all the moderators but none will come to help, 2 didn't answer and the other was very busy] #GM from slashwarrior: its unoffiacial but what the hell [PM to Drentle: i know.. ] #GM from Kougria: doesnt it start in 30 min? #GM from slashwarrior: nope right now Unknown: #but no mod Olivia: KP. #GM from slashwarrior: but no mod #GM from Kougria: then i can come : ) KnIgHt_PaLaDiN: sorry Olivia: its okay. slashwarrior: lol KnIgHt_PaLaDiN: he's just so sexy lol slashwarrior: cg! Olivia: haha slashwarrior: ... batmann: will u Jake take Olive as your in game wife to support and love as the gods have said Olivia: you are too sexy lol slashwarrior: nope u slashwarrior: hell ya! Olivia: lol slashwarrior: :- * batmann: will u Olivia \*** #GM from Kougria: where is it? batmann: oop batmann: damnit batmann: lol Olivia: hahaha #GM from slashwarrior: mm cave, secret room slashwarrior: lol #GM from Kougria: kk coming #GM from slashwarrior: hurry we at the idos #GM from slashwarrior: but i did a hell ya instead : D slashwarrior: hey eclon EclonisDureva87: hey man batmann: will u Olivia take jake as your in game husband to love and support as the gods have said #GM from Kougria: holy you said it started in 30 min Olivia: I do :- * xavier1: what's that smell.....ohhh hey ed slashwarrior: :- * Olivia was notified, now wait to see if s/he wants to trade with you. batmann: as the gods have spoken i now pronounce u husband and wife slashwarrior: woot! batmann: kiss her damnit Olivia: haha EclonisDureva87: I OBJECT! KnIgHt_PaLaDiN: gratz! EclonisDureva87: j/k woodchuck has tears in his eyes slashwarrior: already did batmann: who asked u Olivia: slashwarrior: *kiss* Olivia: *kisses back* KnIgHt_PaLaDiN: i object for real! woodchuck: someone gimme a tissue Olivia: kp.. KnIgHt_PaLaDiN: i asked him first! KnIgHt_PaLaDiN: lol Olivia: KP! KnIgHt_PaLaDiN: sorry slashwarrior: he did... slashwarrior: UGH Olivia: lol batmann: ok now the priest fees Olivia: ... slashwarrior: hey kit Olivia: Kit! slashwarrior: lol xavier1: hey kit slashwarrior: just missed it batmann: hello kit Olivia: sorry kit! Kit: oh Kit: sorry slashwarrior: lol batmann: everyone comes when its over Olivia: i think we are just going to sit here for awhile tho lol slashwarrior: sounds good wifey slashwarrior: oops Olivia: ... slashwarrior: u hate that lol Kit: no one told me slashwarrior: ^^ Olivia: yes i do lol batmann: well we could do it again in like 10 min Olivia: sorry kit! slashwarrior: ya! slashwarrior: 2 weddins! Olivia: 2??? Kit: and I rented a tux! slashwarrior: lol batmann: lol Olivia: lol slashwarrior: lol #GM from Ricoh: hi #GM from cadence: hello #GM from chickengeorge: hi ricoh #GM from slashwarrior: i think were doing the weding again in 10 mins for those who missed lol Kit: hi Dorren! #GM from slashwarrior: hi slashwarrior: hi dorren Dorren: hello batmann: at 0:40 we will ahve the wedding.....(again) #GM from Ricoh: what wedding? #GM from mrjohnny: a wedding whos getting marryed [PM from Olivia: :- *] #GM from slashwarrior: mine and olivias Dorren: i didnt even know a wedding was onm sorry:( [PM from Drentle: psst u were sposed to stand infront of the altar when u were getting wed weren't u?] Olivia: lol [PM to Drentle: ?] Kit: it was an ultra secret wedding slashwarrior: lol batmann: lol [PM from Drentle: or r ya'll really married?] Dorren: i see #GM from mrjohnny: where at maelgwyn: ah so many pl8s [PM from Drentle: on the game i meen] #GM from mrjohnny: i want to go #GM from Kougria: mm secret place [PM to Drentle: ya lol] [PM to Drentle: lol] maelgwyn: move over eclonis [PM from Drentle: lol] KnIgHt_PaLaDiN: i'll inform on market that u got married? #GM from mrjohnny: in what map KnIgHt_PaLaDiN: sound good? Olivia: sure Drentle: man this was big turnout maelgwyn: hi kit slashwarrior: sure Dorren: this is must riva i seen since i joined slashwarrior: lol Kit: hello Maelgwyn batmann: well if we tell the newbie channel the newbies will die in the cave and we will all get a wedding gift slashwarrior: hi mael Drentle: lol maelgwyn: hi slash maelgwyn: hi liv Olivia: Hey slashwarrior: hey woodchuck: wow..lag.. KnIgHt_PaLaDiN: i announce on noob channel too Olivia: :- * slashwarrior: im not gettin lag slashwarrior: for once Olivia was notified, now wait to see if s/he wants to trade with you. [PM to Olivia: pst] [PM to Drentle: try this on!] [PM to Drentle: oops] Olivia: no no no Olivia: its glowie! [PM to Olivia: try it on!] [PM from Drentle: lmao] Kit: glowie? [PM from Drentle: real smooth slash lol] Olivia: glowie lol #Message from God: maelgwyn was eaten by a Grue (lagged out)! [PM from regal65: gratz] slashwarrior: nice oliv!: D woodchuck: guess im not the only one laggin : P Olivia: : ) Kougria: cool sword [PM to regal65: thanks] Kit: oh... the sword! [PM from regal65: I wish i could get hitched] slashwarrior: lol [PM to regal65: lol] maelgwyn: nice sword liv Olivia wants to trade with you. Use the trade icon then click on him/her in order to accept the trade. maelgwyn: someone should go and get adran [PM from CraftRockhome: Grats] [PM to CraftRockhome: thanks] Kit: where is he? slashwarrior: : ) maelgwyn: hes stuck batmann: i wanna get married....i feel so alone : ( maelgwyn: at the door Kit: I wll Olivia: lol batmann: *runs out crying* #GM from Ricoh: where is mm secret place? slashwarrior: lol #GM from slashwarrior: in the cave [PM from lormrak: good job I hope you two will he happy togeter] [PM to lormrak: thanks] maelgwyn: can we give presents now? Fat_Albert: waaaa [PM from Adranbach: I have tryed to reach u, I am at mm cave with strong lag ] [PM from regal65: can you hook me up? or get me some MRs? I need them BADLY] maelgwyn: ok Kougria: hi cg [PM to TirasHazor: hey can u at least announce that we got married?] batmann: u brought them presents KnIgHt_PaLaDiN: wb cg batmann: ?? [PM to Adranbach: lol] #GM from Ricoh: ok withch part south or north? chickengeorge wants to trade with you. Use the trade icon then click on him/her in order to accept the trade. Olivia: thank u ! #GM from slashwarrior: north maelgwyn: mrmind proposed to me!!!! chickengeorge: yw slashwarrior D thx cg chickengeorge: gratz Olivia was notified, now wait to see if s/he wants to trade with you. chickengeorge: yw EclonisDureva87: !lol Kit: don't know where he's at chickengeorge: cya Olivia: lol [PM to Olivia: lol] maelgwyn: hes at the door to morcraven slashwarrior: lol Kit: nope Kit: I was there Olivia: lol maelgwyn: i think Kit: he wasn't there : S #GM from Kougria: woot lvl 31 crafting!! #GM from slashwarrior: can someone show ricoh? im stuck to oliv : D Kit: and not answering PMs either #GM from slashwarrior: gratz koug Olivia: : ( #GM from Kougria: lol and ty slash slashwarrior: ? Fat_Albert: will some one marry me? #GM from chickengeorge: i did slashwarrior: dont be sad! Kit: not I Olivia: wedding.... maelgwyn: he said hes so laggy on guild channel maelgwyn: hes very sad #GM from Ricoh: gratz koug slashwarrior: ? Kougria: hi ricoh #GM from Kougria: ty Hi, and welcome to Eternal Lands! If you're new to the game and need help, please read the newbie helper guides on the main website. If you would rather learn by doing, talk to the Tutorial NPC, which is at the start point. In addition to that, you can type #help_me and your question to get a live response if there are helpers online. Click on the screen to continue! maelgwyn: slashwarrior maelgwyn: stay still maelgwyn: ill go and get some essence Fat_Albert: im sad cuss people said ill never get married and made funof my weight maelgwyn: so i can heal u #GM from chickengeorge: kouger it's impolite to craft at a wedding! Kit: well... I can lead him here but I can't fix the lag #GM from chickengeorge: gratz kouger Olivia: lol slashwarrior: lol Olivia: she said yes x? Olivia: ..: ) slashwarrior: someone show adran and ricoh where we r #GM from Kougria: lol i was told last minute when it was starting so i brought the supplies i had on me #GM from mrjohnny: im going to go to the wedding do i have to take off my amor and sword maelgwyn: no magic ess, srry slash xavier1: yes Kougria: ricoh is here slashwarrior: im stuck lol Ricoh: what date is today? xavier1: lmao slashwarrior: "D Olivia: xavier congratz! Kit: where are they? slashwarrior D* xavier1: she said yes #GM from chickengeorge: no excuse maelgwyn: oh jaws_righton proposed!! slashwarrior: outside in the cave i think #GM from Henry_Geronimo: when's the wedding and where? lol #GM from JaneMuffin: Hiya Gards I am back =) Olivia: he is marrying rosy lol maelgwyn: who am i going to marry? batmann: fat get off stage #GM from Ricoh: what date is today? #GM from Henry_Geronimo: hey jane #GM from slashwarrior: hey jane : D #GM from chickengeorge: : ) Fat_Albert: *crys in corner #GM from Kougria: hey jane! Olivia: xavier #GM from JaneMuffin: Ohh wedding! woot I didnot miss it! #GM from Ricoh: hey Jane #GM from Drentle: jane u missed the wedding lol Kougria: lol #GM from mrjohnny: do i have to dress up lol slashwarrior: who oliv? #GM from cadence: good evening Olivia: xavier and rosy are getting married lol #GM from Minion: Entrapment! #GM from mrjohnny: hi jane woodchuck: i feel so alone... Olivia: we've started a trend! maelgwyn: she proposed to me though! Fat_Albert: *crys slashwarrior: hah cool : D #GM from Drentle: lol #GM from JaneMuffin: no!!! really I missed it?? #GM from chickengeorge: hi minion [PM from Olivia: *snuggle* lol] #GM from slashwarrior: were doing it again in 5 mins lol #GM from slashwarrior: for ppl that missed maelgwyn: i've had 3 proposals 2/3 of those who proposed were male #GM from Ricoh: hey minion [PM to Olivia: *snuggle*] #GM from JaneMuffin: hiya cg = ) I am happy you did not leave yet =) Hiya minion! Its good to see you in the blue chat Kougria: lol Olivia: lol slashwarrior: hey bat #GM from Ricoh: what date is today? batmann: yes Fat_Albert: waa #GM from Ricoh: sombody plz tell me Fat_Albert: no one loves me:( #GM from Minion: Hey guys. So how's the greatest guild in EL!? Fat_Albert: cus im fat' #GM from JaneMuffin: yay!!! where do I go? slashwarrior: lets repeat it in 5 mins cuz a lot of ppl missed the firstone batmann: hey hey hey #GM from Kougria: mm secret place batmann: yeah #GM from slashwarrior: mm secret cave : D Fat_Albert: waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa #GM from mrjohnny: im here all #GM from Ricoh: what date is today #GM from JaneMuffin: secret cave!! where the heck is that??!?!?! #GM from slashwarrior: mm secret room in cave* #GM from JaneMuffin: ::lost and confused:: #GM from Henry_Geronimo: lol jane maelgwyn: jaws is female! Olivia: fat albert. #GM from JaneMuffin: I dont know any secrets! #GM from Kougria: its a secret place in the mm cave maelgwyn: that means that 2/3 were female after all #GM from Drentle: i'll wait at the entrance on u to show u #GM from slashwarrior: lol go to the north cave entrance #GM from Ricoh: what date is today? Olivia: stop ruining my wedding please? Ricoh: what date is today? Olivia: thank u! slashwarrior: yes plz al #GM from Kougria: ill get wait at entrance for u jane #GM from JaneMuffin: will someone escort me? preferably a good looking older gentleman ; ) batmann: fat if ur not quiet ill come back there batmann: and u dont want that maelgwyn: ill go and look for adran #GM from Minion: Older <humph> maelgwyn: dont start without me #GM from Henry_Geronimo: uh-oh its good your husband doesnt play el #GM from slashwarrior: sorry im stuck to oliv ; ) Fat_Albert: ... maelgwyn: liv #GM from Minion: More experienced gentlemen! #GM from JaneMuffin: in game date is 18-11-0001 Olivia: yes? maelgwyn: can i go and look for adran? Kit: I can't find them Olivia: yes #GM from Ricoh: in rl slashwarrior: where everyone go? slashwarrior: lol Fat_Albert: *dies of lonely nes Olivia: : ) Kit: he's not at either entrance maelgwyn: adran logged maelgwyn: try pming him #GM from JaneMuffin: rl it is jan 16 2005 Kit: I did try PMing him... he's ignoring me No player with such name! slashwarrior: he laggedout slashwarrior: lol Olivia: lol #GM from Ricoh: ty jane batmann: pick a boo! slashwarrior pulls up a chair for bat Olivia: ... #GM from JaneMuffin: okay which map? #GM from slashwarrior: mm #GM from Kougria: mm lol maelgwyn: does nebody have some magic ess i could borrow to heal slash? woodchuck: thought it was peek a boo? #GM from Ricoh: mm #GM from JaneMuffin: kk comming #GM from slashwarrior: hence the mm cave LD #GM from slashwarrior: : D* batmann: i dont kno what it is #GM from Kougria: lol Olivia: hey! #GM from JaneMuffin: Oh is the secret cave at the bottom right hand side of mm? slashwarrior: ? Slashfury: holy hell Slashfury: crowded Olivia: lol slashwarrior: hey sf! woodchuck: 2000 ms... #GM from Ricoh: i am waiting for u at north cave entrace Slashfury: sup sw #GM from Kougria: no go to the mm cave maelgwyn: this hat is so maelgwyn slashwarrior: everyone left lol batmann: slash! Olivia: lol Olivia: there coming back Slashfury: nananana batman : D #GM from chickengeorge: top left jane slashwarrior: cool KnIgHt_PaLaDiN: not their bench slashfury! woodchuck: brb #GM from Kougria: im waiting for you at north entrance too lol slashwarrior: ya slash! KnIgHt_PaLaDiN: you're not allowed lol slashwarrior: bad! Slashfury: wait #GM from JaneMuffin: kk ty cg slashwarrior: bad! KnIgHt_PaLaDiN: lol slashwarrior: *smack* batmann: slash u can come up here in one of the chairs #GM from Henry_Geronimo: you guys are competing over her... Olivia: thank u Slashfury: nice #GM from Kougria: lol no were not slashwarrior: whome? slashwarrior: lol #GM from Henry_Geronimo: : P #GM from Kougria: im just trying to be nice Hi, and welcome to Eternal Lands! If you're new to the game and need help, please read the newbie helper guides on the main website. If you would rather learn by doing, talk to the Tutorial NPC, which is at the start point. In addition to that, you can type #help_me and your question to get a live response if there are helpers online. Click on the screen to continue! Olivia wants to trade with you. Use the trade icon then click on him/her in order to accept the trade. MrMind178: it took me forever to find this place KnIgHt_PaLaDiN: he can be a bouncer Slashfury: i feel special : D every1 looking at me KnIgHt_PaLaDiN: at a marriage lol maelgwyn: i wish u were a girl mrmind #GM from Ricoh: so i MrMind178: lol batmann: greenwolf off the bench slashwarrior: oops Slashfury: o yes bouncer is cool job Olivia: lol KnIgHt_PaLaDiN: no weap,shield, or helm! KnIgHt_PaLaDiN: cg MrMind178: no helm? KnIgHt_PaLaDiN: lol slashwarrior: lol slashwarrior: i loggedin wrong one lol MrMind178: I'm keeping my helm on : P KnIgHt_PaLaDiN: what's your problem lol Olivia: lol slashwarrior: hahahah im on slashw in 2 windows!! KnIgHt_PaLaDiN: j/k batmann: omg i juss noticed slash was a girl Kit: actually it'd be cool to line the aisle with warriors with weapons as they walked out Kit: like a military wedding or something MrMind178: lol slashwarrior: im not a girL! Olivia: hehe slashwarrior: ?? batmann: not u Slashfury: im not either slashwarrior: oh lol Olivia: no. KnIgHt_PaLaDiN: yeah lets do it Slashfury: lol #GM from Henry_Geronimo: if i come...will one of you two still be there or will you two both be with jane...X D Hi, and welcome to Eternal Lands! If you're new to the game and need help, please read the newbie helper guides on the main website. If you would rather learn by doing, talk to the Tutorial NPC, which is at the start point. In addition to that, you can type #help_me and your question to get a live response if there are helpers online. Click on the screen to continue! Slashfury: its jus long hair MrMind178: come on #GM from Kougria: lol we both left batmann: ooooooo woodchuck: omg this is crowded slashwarrior: ahaa slashwarrior: lag lol #GM from Kougria: ill go back Olivia: Jake? trade with me. MrMind178: there are a lot of people here for a hidden place Hi, and welcome to Eternal Lands! If you're new to the game and need help, please read the newbie helper guides on the main website. If you would rather learn by doing, talk to the Tutorial NPC, which is at the start point. In addition to that, you can type #help_me and your question to get a live response if there are helpers online. Click on the screen to continue! Ricoh: hey slashfury KnIgHt_PaLaDiN: he took your seat woodchuck lol Slashfury: hey hey Olivia: mrjohnny... mrjohnny: yes Olivia: ah! mrjohnny: yes Olivia: ah! Olivia: lol Olivia: lol [WanderingFool]: Time's up! The answer was: Fermat. KnIgHt_PaLaDiN: omg a noob Kit: more like unusued.. not hidden GreenWolf: lol KnIgHt_PaLaDiN: omg a noob Kit: more like unusued.. not hidden [bonusgame]: da vinci GreenWolf: lol [starman_Omega]: Alexander [Lleumas]: god [morenuts]: marx #GM from Henry_Geronimo: lol i hope its ok im naked KnIgHt_PaLaDiN: slashsanity! KnIgHt_PaLaDiN: slashsanity! #GM from JaneMuffin: I found the entrace but I cant enter Olivia wants to trade with you. Use the trade icon then click on him/her in order to accept the trade. [Aki]: what the heck [Lleumas]: fermat slashinsanity: woot! slashinsanity: woot! #GM from cadence: need an escort hg? [WanderingFool]: The category is: Olympics. This question is worth 40 points. Slashfury: eep Slashfury: eep [starman_Omega]: leonardo da vinci mrjohnny: whos a noob mrjohnny: whos a noob [WanderingFool]: What does the latin Olympic motto - Citius Altius Fortius stand for? [raven1122]: wtf marx Slashfury: lemem bring minslash here KnIgHt_PaLaDiN: slashsanity! Slashfury: lemem bring minslash here KnIgHt_PaLaDiN: slashsanity! GreenWolf: nice time to pop up lol MrMind178: someone wake batmann up GreenWolf: nice time to pop up lol MrMind178: someone wake batmann up [morenuts]: one for all [WanderingFool]: 30 seconds remaining... [Aki]: win slashinsanity: lol slashinsanity: lol [Puntif]: higher faster stronger batmann: huh batmann: huh [morenuts]: all for one maelgwyn: thats a nice sword slash maelgwyn: thats a nice sword slash Olivia: hehe Olivia: hehe #GM from Henry_Geronimo: yeah...i have no idea where the secret place it KnIgHt_PaLaDiN: and he's naked! KnIgHt_PaLaDiN: and he's naked! [Puntif]: faster stronger higher [WanderingFool]: 20 seconds remaining... Rolandreeve: wow Rolandreeve: wow batmann: im up batmann: im up slashwarrior was notified, now wait to see if s/he wants to trade with you. slashinsanity wants to trade with you. Use the trade icon then click on him/her in order to accept the trade. [DrunkenHobo]: we shall prevail #GM from Kougria: ill come back then Olivia: lol Olivia: lol [morenuts]: united we stand [Puntif]: faster higher stronger [WanderingFool]: Well done, Puntif! You get 40 points. Rolandreeve: woooot Rolandreeve: woooot [bonusgame]: stronger faster higher KnIgHt_PaLaDiN: hey roland KnIgHt_PaLaDiN: hey roland #GM from Henry_Geronimo: its k MrMind178: mrjohnny quit trying to hold my hand MrMind178: mrjohnny quit trying to hold my hand Rolandreeve: hi\ Rolandreeve: hi\ [raven1122]: flin stons Slashfury: hey hey raen : D [WanderingFool]: The category is "General Knowledge" and the question is worth 5 points. Slashfury: hey hey raen : D [WanderingFool]: Where in England is the National Railway Museum? GreenWolf: hey roland maelgwyn: who is conducting the wedding? GreenWolf: hey roland maelgwyn: who is conducting the wedding? #GM from Kougria: kk [Aki]: london [007]: london [Puntif]: london [Lord_Vermor]: London slashwarrior: eep [Newbster]: london [bonusgame]: oxford [Lleumas]: london slashwarrior: eep [starman_Omega]: Faster. Higher. Stronger [raven1122]: london Slashfury: raen come up here Slashfury: raen come up here [Aki]: manchester [morenuts]: manchester [raven1122]: france [WanderingFool]: 30 seconds remaining... Slashfury: and be bouncer maelgwyn: present time Slashfury: and be bouncer maelgwyn: present time [Lord_Vermor]: Ha! [bonusgame]: liverpool [Newbster]: liverpool Raen: rofl [morenuts]: wales [Lord_Vermor]: that prives starman googles Raen: im oa 5 now [raven1122]: liver pool [WanderingFool]: 20 seconds remaining... woodchuck: i wanna be a bouncer [Aki]: scottland KnIgHt_PaLaDiN: omg [raven1122]: whales Slashfury: nice Raen: rofl Raen: im oa 5 now woodchuck: i wanna be a bouncer KnIgHt_PaLaDiN: omg Slashfury: nice [Lord_Vermor]: *proves Slashfury: wood com up then Olivia: thanks mael MrMind178: maelgwyn you look like a duck maelgwyn: np JaneMuffin: wow nifty !! I have never been in here = ) maelgwyn: im getting u a better present Slashfury: spot for 1 more bouncer nyways Henry_Geronimo: whoa Henry_Geronimo: nice Kougria: lol slashwarrior: hey jane KnIgHt_PaLaDiN: omg to much gard cya woodchuck: im best man Raen: i can still pone rabbits with teh best o them Slashfury: ooo [PM to batmann: ok start ; )] Henry_Geronimo: haha kp slashwarrior: ALL SIT maelgwyn: kourgira batmann: ok everyone quiet Olivia: stoppp MrMind178: I'm guarding exit maelgwyn: u stole my seet Rolandreeve: lol slashwarrior: sssh Olivia: will someone go outside and find the stragglers? Kougria: lol batmann: quiet batmann: quiet batmann: quiet slashwarrior: lol oliv [PM from zoin: wheres the wedding] Henry_Geronimo: lol Rolandreeve: hi slash [PM from KnIgHt_PaLaDiN: sorry i had to leave man] batmann: quiet Olivia: im serious! lol batmann: quiet GreenWolf: lol [PM to zoin: in mm] batmann: quiet MrMind178: someone went and found me [PM to KnIgHt_PaLaDiN: : D] Raen: eclonis : D EclonisDureva87: yes? [PM from KnIgHt_PaLaDiN: i hate some of them gards....] batmann: quiet plz Raen: hi No player with such name! [PM from zoin: morcraven marsh??] EclonisDureva87: hello [PM to KnIgHt_PaLaDiN: : /] chickengeorge: kouger i don't bite.....hard maelgwyn: hi jane, hi chicken [PM to zoin: yup] Slashfury: queit or u go on my pk list : D Henry_Geronimo: lol JaneMuffin: hiya = ) Kougria: lol [PM from zoin: where in mm ] [PM to zoin: ask oliv : D] Henry_Geronimo: so many riva and gard Olivia: hey jane! Rolandreeve: : ) Henry_Geronimo: and one segv chickengeorge: hi maelgwyn Olivia: hey kougria mrjohnny: ther is no seats JaneMuffin: hiya olivia = ) slashwarrior: oliv trun lol Kougria: hey oliv slashwarrior: turn* Raen: -.- Olivia: what Olivia: what?! Ricoh: stupid chair batmann: plz sit and be quiet!! Olivia: turn? Henry_Geronimo: ok gus shut up : P slashwarrior: turn lol slashwarrior: : D Olivia: : ) MrMind178: hurry up I don't have all night batmann: OK Slashfury: ricoh clikc under the chair Raen: >.> Slashfury: ... Raen: -.-' maelgwyn: liv is almost off the edge of the chair Henry_Geronimo: lol Ricoh: ty slashfury Olivia: lol Slashfury: mmhm Olivia: im fine batmann: we are here to join jake(slashwarrior) and olivia(olivia) in marriage slashwarrior: eeew kp! Olivia: mrjohnny.....sit down.. mrjohnny: yes KnIgHt_PaLaDiN: lol GreenWolf: brb Rolandreeve: lol batmann: will u jake take olivia as your wife to support and love and protect as the gods have said slashwarrior: i do! Olivia: : ) slashwarrior: : ) Adranbach: : ) batmann: will u olivia take jake as your husband to love support and protect as the gods have said woodchuck: i love cheese Rolandreeve: : ) slashwarrior: adran ya made it:D Olivia: I do! woodchuck: wewt! slashwarrior: :-* Adranbach: Congratulations : ))) Ricoh: music please Kougria: Gratz! slashwarrior falls off bench again Olivia: :- * Olivia: lol Raen gets teh 8 tracs out JaneMuffin claps Ricoh: gratz maelgwyn: dum, dum die dum dum dum dum-dum dum dum da-dum slashwarrior: :- * cadence: claps* Kougria claps [PM from Olivia: sooo many people lol] batmann: i now pronouce u mr and mrs slashwarrior;) Slashfury claps [PM to Olivia: lol] woodchuck: err wewt Rolandreeve: lol Henry_Geronimo does the hokey pokey [PM from Olivia: :-*] Raen: -.- slashwarrior: heh JaneMuffin: gratz you two! =) Drentle: woohoo Olivia: lol woodchuck: lets all dance Ricoh claps: [PM to Olivia: :-*] Rolandreeve: gratz Raen: dont Olivia: thanks Kit: *claps* Raen: lagh maelgwyn: *clap* *clap**clap**clap**clap**clap**clap* Slashfury: wee afterparty is in kf for all thsoe that didnt shut up when i said to Raen: o god Rolandreeve: lol JaneMuffin sheds a single tear Raen beams Gunther found Joker and got a Potion of Spirit Restoration kalhan: gratz Henry_Geronimo: wheeeeee MrMind178: lol Olivia: mrjohnny! slashwarrior: lol slashwarrior: aaaaaaaaaah mrjohnny: sorry] MrMind178: I'm tired of you children slashwarrior: lag [PM from Olivia: mrjohnny is hitting on me lol... he wants to kill u] mrjohnny: could not help my self Rolandreeve: MrMind178: and now I will do a magic trick [PM to Olivia: omg tellimof] Ricoh: lol [PM to Olivia: in public] EclonisDureva87: disappear forever? [PM to Olivia: : )] Olivia: lol EclonisDureva87: plz do, : P Rolandreeve: lol Invalid syntax: Please use: "/playername message" batmann: on the count of 3 everyone beam slashwarrior: lol Henry_Geronimo: lol batmann: party in iup tavern Slashfury: 5 Henry_Geronimo: 1 Kougria: lol Henry_Geronimo: 2 Henry_Geronimo: 4356345 Henry_Geronimo: 3! batmann: 1 Raen: ive got my wine already Slashfury: ... batmann: 3 Rolandreeve: lol Slashfury: that worked batmann: 2 batmann: 3 woodchuck: 2dam Raen: rofl [PM from zoin: where in mm] kalhan: when do we give gifts Rolandreeve: now Slashfury: haha every1 beamed 0.o [PM to zoin: ask oliv but is over : (....] Kougria: lol Henry_Geronimo: what the heck are you doing kp slashwarrior: lol woodchuck: u know..i forgot about gifts.. #Message from God: maelgwyn was eaten by a Grue (lagged out)! Slashfury: wee i gave my gifts already Raen: here olive, youll need this for later [PM from zoin: where was it] Henry_Geronimo: lol slashwarrior: Slashfury: slash u like my gifts? Beorn: cool maelgwyn: i've gtg KnIgHt_PaLaDiN: showing ppl the cave lol Olivia: thanks roland [PM to zoin: ask oliv lol] Rolandreeve: np mrjohnny: what up drentle slashwarrior: LD ya slash slashwarrior D* woodchuck: i need to find a gift and give it later Ricoh wants to trade with you. Use the trade icon then click on him/her in order to accept the trade. Olivia: thanks!!!! slashwarrior : D** KnIgHt_PaLaDiN: and we'll have a second wedding, maybe [PM from zoin: she not answering] Kougria wants to trade with you. Use the trade icon then click on him/her in order to accept the trade. Raen: olivia.... Slashfury: w00t he likes me gift : D Raen: youll need this gift for later mrjohnny: here u go Henry_Geronimo: who wants fruit slashwarrior: thanks ricoh maelgwyn: i've gtg maelgwyn: ill brb though maelgwyn: cyas maelgwyn: live long and prosper Olivia: thnak u Beorn: what is going on? slashwarrior: and koug: D Olivia wants to trade with you. Use the trade icon then click on him/her in order to accept the trade. mrjohnny: np Kougria: your welcome EclonisDureva87: nobody is ever gonna marry me, : ( *cries* Olivia: lol Olivia: noooo slashwarrior: lol [PM from Drentle: well congratz man, may ur days here after be filled with splender and joy, the best of luck to you] Ricoh: now party in kf lets go Olivia: u take them! You aborted the trade. Slashfury: sweet slashwarrior: : ) Slashfury: kf party Olivia: lol Henry_Geronimo: haha Henry_Geronimo: noooooo [PM to Drentle: : D thanks] Henry_Geronimo: gratz slash and olivia Olivia: thanks slashwarrior: : D mrjohnny: gratz u 2 woodchuck: gratz to the bride and groom and i wish for a long and happy marriage! Raen: olivia, trade me Raen: youll need this Olivia: : ) thanks KnIgHt_PaLaDiN: jaws_righton and wedding_singer want to get married too Olivia: lol thanks slashwarrior: lol Raen: hehe Ricoh: slash a car is waiting for u and olivia outside mrjohnny: dance slashwarrior: : ) slashwarrior: cool! mrjohnny: lol Kougria: lol [PM from Olivia: Beam!!!!!! on the count of 3!] Adranbach: May our cups dont dry, and our brides dong got widowed! slashwarrior: *disappears with oliv* Olivia: 3 Olivia: 2 [PM to Olivia: ? ok] Olivia: 1 KnIgHt_PaLaDiN: want to go to the meeting hall after this is over? [PM from Olivia: lol] slashwarrior: runnn slashwarrior: runn!!! Olivia: go to rock! slashwarrior: k! slashwarrior: lol Olivia: lol slashwarrior: lol Olivia: : ) slashwarrior: brb ok? slashwarrior: im bringin si Olivia: Hok Olivia: lol Hi, and welcome to Eternal Lands! If you're new to the game and need help, please read the newbie helper guides on the main website. If you would rather learn by doing, talk to the Tutorial NPC, which is at the start point. In addition to that, you can type #help_me and your question to get a live response if there are helpers online. Click on the screen to continue! [morenuts]: small markets Slashfury: yes ricoh u can mrjohnny: u can have these [007]: price, value, quantity [starman_Omega]: *suddenly, morenuts felt a hole open under him. he was thrust down. he was nwo in the underworld.* slashinsanity: woot! [WanderingFool]: The answer was "Individual firms, industries and consumers". Slashfury: eep [Lleumas]: government buyers and sellers Slashfury: its slash woodchuck is drunk slashinsanity: me and oliv r in our secret spot! Raen: im off to teh moonshadow tavern [WanderingFool]: The category is: Architecture. This question is worth 40 points. [WanderingFool]: Which famous million dollar building cost more than a million dollars? Raen: im gonna sit in my fav corner [Lleumas]: who cre slashinsanity: woooooot woodchuck: im gonna go somewhere.. mrjohnny: by [Lleumas]: #score [WanderingFool]: Lleumas's score is 1065. woodchuck: wander around woodchuck: peace [Lleumas]: #highscore [WanderingFool]: 30 seconds remaining... Raen: and enjoy the lief of not anti slashinsanity: later and thanks to all! Slashfury: slash i think i know where u 2 r [007]: trump tower [Lleumas]: #high [starman_Omega]: trump inc. Raen: come along wood [Newbster]: twin towers [bonusgame]: the guggenhiem museum [WanderingFool]: 20 seconds remaining... [Aki]: dubai tower [Lleumas]: #highscore [Aki]: dubai city You left the channel. [PM to Olivia: love you] [PM from Olivia: I love you more :- *] No player with such name! [PM to Olivia: a guy on my tail aaah!] [PM from Olivia: lol] [PM to Olivia: nm lostim] Can't you realise the futility of this action? I mean, come on, trade with yourself? Olivia was notified, now wait to see if s/he wants to trade with you. slashinsanity: : ) Olivia: : ) slashinsanity: get on si forasec Hi, and welcome to Eternal Lands! If you're new to the game and need help, please read the newbie helper guides on the main website. If you would rather learn by doing, talk to the Tutorial NPC, which is at the start point. In addition to that, you can type #help_me and your question to get a live response if there are helpers online. Click on the screen to continue! #GM from Kougria: hi free #GM from mrjohnny: how did they get marry on this game Slashinsanity wants to trade with you. Use the trade icon then click on him/her in order to accept the trade. #GM from freeone3000: It's one of those cutscenes in the FF series. #GM from Henry_Geronimo: haha #GM from JaneMuffin: I put her picture on the web yesterday for everyone to see =) #GM from Drentle: nah him and his girls on there honey moon Slashinsanity: : ) slashwarrior: : ) #GM from slashwarrior: thanks again guys : D #GM from cadence: that was the first el wedding i have attended.. #GM from cadence: interesting #GM from Henry_Geronimo: ive been at 3! #GM from Henry_Geronimo: lol #GM from Kougria: np Olivia: So slashwarrior: :- * Olivia: Happy now? lol #GM from Kougria: ive been at 3 too] Olivia: :- * #GM from freeone3000: 1 here... but not that one. slashwarrior: mmhmm! [PM to TirasHazor: can u alest say we got amrried lol] Olivia: omg so many pms.. #GM from mrjohnny: can i marry on this game #GM from mrjohnny: lol slashwarrior: so many gms.. lol #GM from cadence: sure #GM from Henry_Geronimo: if you get a wife Olivia: im suprised i didnt lag out #GM from Henry_Geronimo: lol Olivia: lol slashwarrior: i lagged out like 4times slashwarrior: lol Olivia: lol #GM from cadence: dont even look this way! #GM from cadence: straight and narrow path #GM from mrjohnny: ok rabbit is my wife fluffy rabbit Olivia: lol Olivia: guess what [PM to TirasHazor: atleast] #GM from mrjohnny: i want to pet it lol [PM to TirasHazor: *] Olivia: rosy is 14, xavier is 26.... slashwarrior: omg... slashwarrior: lol slashwarrior: ask mods to annouce our wedding : D Olivia: : ) slashwarrior: i am right now Olivia: :- * [PM to Lord_Vermor: can u just annouce that we did cuz its over now] slashwarrior: :- * #GM from mrjohnny: i dont think there is any more girls on this game beside jane #GM from slashwarrior: lol #GM from cadence: pardon my ignorance, but for those in the know what a el 'marriage' all about? : ) #GM from JaneMuffin: lol #GM from Kougria: lol im a girl #GM from slashwarrior: theres redsonya : ) #GM from slashwarrior: and koug! #GM from Henry_Geronimo: i'm a guy...a straight guy. #GM from JaneMuffin: And I think I wanna be single for life = ) It's always more fun when you are single = ) #GM from mrjohnny: oo i did not know sorry [PM from Ricoh: cab u take a pic with u2 pls for el times?] #GM from Henry_Geronimo: jane...let your husband read that #GM from Drentle: lol [PM to Ricoh: sure! do u know how?] [PM from Ricoh: what?] [PM from Ricoh: yea] #GM from JaneMuffin: I will remain single until they allow mo to have more than one husband, cuz 1 hubby just aint enough to keep me rich and happy [PM to Ricoh: to screenshot] #GM from mrjohnny: i want to marry some 1 Olivia: Anything? [PM from Ricoh: yea] #GM from mrjohnny: lol #GM from cadence: LOL [PM from Ricoh: where u 2 where to meet?] #GM from slashwarrior: lol jane #GM from Kougria: lol jane [PM to Ricoh: ?] #GM from Drentle: man jane i never knew u were so kinky [PM from Ricoh: where do u want to meet?] [PM to Ricoh: hmm] slashwarrior: he oliv Olivia: ? #GM from Henry_Geronimo: hahaha slashwarrior: ricoh wants to get a screenshot =] Olivia: awww lol #GM from JaneMuffin: Kinky? who said anytthing about kinky? I am a gold digger : P slashwarrior: wanna telim where we r? Olivia: okay? Olivia: sure #GM from Kougria: lol slashwarrior: k lol #GM from Drentle: lol [PM to Ricoh: were on ip] #GM from JaneMuffin: Anna Nichol Jane Muffin Smith ; ) #GM from mrjohnny: i gave olivia almoset 1k #GM from cadence: thats the way to go i hear #GM from Kougria: lol [PM to Ricoh: in the big rock in the southmiddle] [PM to Ricoh: on*] #GM from Henry_Geronimo: ew jane [PM from Ricoh: come at beam and folo me] You didn't join any channel, please use the "#jc number" where number is the channel you wish to join You didn't join any channel, please use the "#jc number" where number is the channel you wish to join #GM from Drentle: u sure u got the cup sizes to fill that posision? [PM to Ricoh: ok] #GM from Henry_Geronimo: hahaha ask her husband slashwarrior: beam #GM from Drentle: lol [PM from Ricoh: and olivia] #GM from mrjohnny: lol #GM from JaneMuffin: I am sure I do ; ) slashwarrior: wait for oliv Mother Nature got pissed off at mr_gray. As such, s/he lost 13 health #GM from Kougria: well i gotta go now, cya every1, and gratz again slash! slashwarrior: ip!! Ricoh: ok #GM from JaneMuffin: bye koug =) #GM from cadence: goodnight #GM from Henry_Geronimo: cya kougria #GM from slashwarrior: night koug #GM from mrjohnny: by #GM from Drentle: byez byez slashwarrior: ip u missed the wedding #GM from Ricoh: cya kougria #GM from freeone3000: cya [PM to Olivia: beam : )] Henry_Geronimo: lol slashwarrior: lol Henry_Geronimo: ip was like going in and out #GM from freeone3000: Who else here has played FF9? Sorry to bring up an old discussion. slashwarrior: hey lets go slashwarrior: : D Henry_Geronimo: lol #GM from JaneMuffin: Nakid kitty! I need to rename her, her old name ws mouse slashwarrior: oliv? [PM from Olivia: where?] #GM from slashwarrior: ew. [PM to Olivia: followin ricoh lol] [PM to Olivia: rebeam : )] Olivia: sorry lol slashwarrior: lol You see: Ricoh Ricoh: here slashwarrior: ooh nice #GM from Drentle: sounds like a strip club the naked kitty lol Ricoh: sit down on the bench #GM from Henry_Geronimo: EW #GM from freeone3000: Does... #GM from JaneMuffin: lol!!! #GM from Henry_Geronimo: someone please put a gag in dretle's mouth #GM from cadence: a cat named mouse... slashwarrior: : D Olivia: :- * Ricoh: smile slashwarrior: :- * #GM from Drentle: nah we got 1 up the road called the little miss kitty lol slashwarrior: wait! #GM from cadence: lol Olivia: ? #GM from freeone3000: You live down the road from a strip club? #GM from JaneMuffin: The previous owner was a sadist I think Olivia: oh lol slashwarrior: move inu plz #GM from cadence: lol Ricoh: inuyasha move pls slashwarrior: we doing a screenschot #GM from Drentle: lol, and yep it's on the boulevard #GM from JaneMuffin: ooohhh nice name for a kitty! Lil Miss Kitty! slashwarrior: shot* Olivia: inuyasha? #GM from Drentle: lolwell it is what it is Olivia: ... inuyasha8: what? Olivia: please move... slashwarrior: move plz #GM from mrjohnny: where did they go olivia and slash there nowhere to be found inuyasha8: why? #GM from JaneMuffin: but then she will grow back her hair then what will I call her? slashwarrior: were doing a screenshot Olivia: because...we are doing a screenshow. #GM from Drentle: what u use to inuyasha8: ok slashwarrior: we just got married #GM from JaneMuffin: MrJ are you a peeping tom? They must be on thier honey moon! slashwarrior: ok take it ricoh #GM from JaneMuffin: lol = ) slashwarrior: = ] Ricoh: ok ty there are enought Olivia: #GM from Drentle: llmao! #GM from cadence: thats another question... lol Ricoh: gratz u 2 #GM from JaneMuffin: she does not look like amouse though Olivia: thanks : ) slashwarrior: thanks : D inuyasha8: ok Ricoh: u will get in el times #GM from mrjohnny: dang nobs keep dieing and not leaving nothing u can tell there noobs : ( Olivia: thanks lol slashwarrior: : ) [PM from Olivia: did you talk to a mod?] Ricoh: g2g now cya #GM from Drentle: call her...... janemuffin jr. slashwarrior: ill post the weddin oliv #GM from JaneMuffin: MrJ, you are supposed to take noob stuff anyways, gard rules #GM from Ricoh: g2g now cya [PM to Olivia: :/] inuyasha8: anyone want to marry me i am good in the bed [PM to Olivia: ignord me] #GM from JaneMuffin: bye #GM from slashwarrior: night [PM from Olivia: : ( want me to?] Ricoh: lol #GM from cadence: later inuyasha8: lol #GM from freeone3000: Night. #GM from Drentle: cyas [PM to Olivia: goahead] #GM from JaneMuffin: lol lvl 45 alchemy from making nothing but FE! #GM from slashwarrior: brb postin the weddin WOO im married (even tho no mod would say it...)Love ya oliv!

um lol i think my storys got combined so this is just a group of storys i did in el

lol heres anotherone slashwarrior: one long el day a long time ago Olivia: shhh Olivia: story! slashwarrior: ipsylon the conquerer set out to find the grue slashwarrior: the grue was a nasty creature that ate ppl like you and me slashwarrior: ok now i have to think.. woodchuck: heh slashwarrior: hmm woodchuck: dont hurt urself slashwarrior: slashwarrior: there had been many reports of this create of late slashwarrior: crature* slashwarrior: creature** Olivia: creature? slashwarrior: lol Olivia: yay! Olivia: lol woodchuck: wewt slashwarrior: um Olivia: lol slashwarrior: he had been devouring the "froobs" of el woodchuck: no talkign ana! slashwarrior: anyway slashwarrior: um woodchuck: u used my word slashwarrior: yup woodchuck: now everyone is gonna use it slashwarrior: ipsylon was bound to stop it dash665: =() woodchuck: shh! slashwarrior: he set out of isla prima on the exact day he had joind el 3 months ago slashwarrior: um woodchuck: kk woodchuck: whoops dash665: slashwarrior: he had on a titanium chain and longsword, which he thought we be enough to slay the beast dash665: may i invite a freind slashwarrior: hm slashwarrior: he had reports that the last grue sighting was in village of the dawrves woodchuck: thought it was valley of the dwarves dash665: brb guys slashwarrior: same dif lol woodchuck: heh slashwarrior is an elf so it doesnt matter woodchuck: lol slashwarrior: ipsylon headed to VOTD to see if he could get any informathin slashwarrior: information* slashwarrior: he met woodchuck.. there and they started talking woodchuck: slashwarrior: he said that the grue had eatin his good buddy tiras, just moments ago red_knight: Good day dash12345. Be welcomed into my house in peace! dash12345: hey guys woodchuck: u were eaten! dash12345: i loged out\ slashwarrior: um woodchuck: shh slashwarrior: wood said he didnt see the creature, just tiras's flesh getting scraped from his body slashwarrior: um slashwarrior: ipsylon found this statement very strange red_knight: Good day dash665. Be welcomed into my house in peace! slashwarrior: wood may have been lying, so ipsylon setout to find allknowing ana woodchuck: heh slashwarrior: or eth slashwarrior: um dash665: *hides behind sheild* slashwarrior: ana/eth said she saw a mysteious red trail of dots... heading south Ethlinn: Tiras died? woodchuck: kinda old news now dash665: yes Ethlinn: I've been talking to Olivia. slashwarrior: so, south is where ipsylon went next slashwarrior: to the village of nordcarn slashwarrior: this strange trail continued, tiras mustv had alot of blood woodchuck: haha Ethlinn: Or the grue found a second victim along the way... slashwarrior: ipsylon found that the trail led to southern kilarian fields woodchuck: shh dammit slashwarrior: um dash665: slash dash665: got some vials woodchuck: dont disturn! Ethlinn: Hazo is alive... I'm looking at him right now. slashwarrior: is carmien mannor in skf? woodchuck: or disturb woodchuck: yup slashwarrior: ok lol slashwarrior doesnt really go there woodchuck: lol slashwarrior: hmm slashwarrior: ipslon had found red drops magicly appearing and falling to the ground woodchuck: o smeg! a big ass spider! brb slashwarrior: he ran up to this spot, sword draw, when the grue revield itself slashwarrior: it llashed out at him, and as ipsylon ran for his life he saw tiras's body hanging from its enourmus mouth slashwarrior: lashed* dash665: *leaves the room magicly slashwarrior: um dash665: & dash665: * slashwarrior: um\as the grue drew nearer, ipsylon began to feel fear boil up inside him woodchuck: wewt! the grue is chewing on tiras slashwarrior: suddenly, he found a house and ran inside slashwarrior: with his gaurd down, and the grue knowing his exact location, ipsylon sat down to take a rest slashwarrior: what he didnt know however, was that the grue can walk through walls woodchuck: whoa woodchuck: freakeh slashwarrior: the grue emerged suddenly, and tore off ipsylons left arm red_knight: Good day Bendarr. Be welcomed into my house in peace! Bendarr: good day slashwarrior: he screeched in pain and threw his sword at the devilish beasy woodchuck: heh slashwarrior: beast* slashwarrior: um slashwarrior: lucky for him, ipsylons sword had somehow managed to slay the monstrosity Ethlinn: Now get to the part where Hazo lives... slashwarrior: but ipyslon died a hero anyway, from the sneeky chimarian wolf that hungerd for blood woodchuck: goddam lochness monsters! i mean c wolves slashwarrior: Eternal lands will forever remember ipsylon the great, for his dangeous quest to kill the grue that costed many ppls lives slashwarrior: T H E E N D slashwarrior: woo woodchuck: wewt!

TetNak: topic will be next person who arrives here from hell Olivia: haha slashwarrior: goodone tet slashwarrior: ok Annraoi #suicides and runs back Olivia: *we wait for hours* lol TetNak: hehe slashwarrior: lol.. woodchuCK: what are we waiting for? Annraoi is very good at playing dead. Olivia: hahahhaha slashwarrior: dibS!! TetNak: hext hellspawn, here it comes... Olivia: slash... slashwarrior: lol slashwarrior: i know Olivia: lol Olivia: i know you know slashwarrior: damn.. Olivia: TetNak: imerol!!! Olivia: come sit back down im lonely slashwarrior: hahaha ann loses Annraoi was notified, now wait to see if s/he wants to trade with you. Olivia: lol TetNak: Ann, you lost, it's Imerol. Annraoi: damn slashwarrior: hahahahaha Annraoi: thanks glowstick woodchuCK: wait.are we playing something? TetNak: Olivia: slashwarrior: no, story topic lol slashwarrior: uuh woodchuCK: what the hell slashwarrior: lol Olivia: imerol..its sounds like some type of medicine...aderol is it? Annraoi: oh crap woodchuCK: the topic is why im the best slashwarrior: lol Annraoi: some dingbat froob is hacking my friend's IRC network Annraoi is away from EL for a few secs TirasHazor: rofl.. slashwarrior: one grim evening at exactly 12am me and olivs time-imerol emrged from the firey pits of hell slashwarrior: um TirasHazor: some "dingbat froob"? Can't say I've ever used them both together TirasHazor: I might ought to do that sometime. xd slashwarrior: thus the legacy begins.. TirasHazor: xD* TirasHazor: er? Olivia: hehe slashwarrior: lol slashwarrior: um woodchuCK: shut up ben, u dingbat slashwarrior: tough.. slashwarrior: um slashwarrior: uuhh woodchuCK: constipated much? Olivia: hahahahahahaha slashwarrior: imerol had just left village of the dwarfs on a hip destind to desert pines TirasHazor: Yes, Sir, Chippy TetNak: I watched a stockcar race one time and a car had that painted on the side, "constipated, cant pass anything" woodchuCK: heh Olivia: ???? woodchuCK: wait..is there a story going on? Olivia: yes! Olivia: lol woodchuCK: oops slashwarrior: he and wood(who wont shutup!)were heading of to the distant land for the first time woodchuCK shuts up slashwarrior: lol Olivia: hehe slashwarrior: um legendaryelf: ok slashwarrior: the new land seemed ofly strange as the two characters stepped of of the ship that they had become all to familar with on their long voyage zoin: the mage has arrived #Message from God: killzone was eaten by a Grue (lagged out)! tivanosa: hi legend legendaryelf: Hello Tivanosa tivanosa: how do you equip items and unequip items? slashwarrior: bound for adventure, imeral ran from the ship, exploring untill he could do so no more slashwarrior: woodchuck struggled to keep up woodchuCK: dammit, i cant help it, i have asthma Olivia: lol tivanosa: legendaryelf: how do you equip items? TetNak: *L* slashwarrior: all this time imeral had been keeping a map of where he had scurried to and fro slashwarrior: um legendaryelf: but them in the box next to inventory slashwarrior: it grew dark, and imeral was in lucj that for once, woodchuck would prove useful tivanosa: so you cant unequip the shirts you start off with? woodchuCK: o no... woodchuCK: im bait arent i? TetNak: you dont, tiva legendaryelf: nope tivanosa: ok then slashwarrior: imerahl had discoverd that the new land grew increaseingly dark by the second, and noticed wood had a certain sword slashwarrior: that seemed to glow in ood ways slashwarrior: odd* Olivia: hehe woodchuCK: hmm... slashwarrior: um woodchuCK: i dont like where this story is heading Olivia: lol slashwarrior: imerahl new he must have this sword to proceed on his journy any farther, and wood would not give it to him woodchuCK: woodchuCK: o goddammit! i just broke my second pair of headphones today! Olivia: lol slashwarrior: as soon ass wood fell asleep, imerahl prance on him, and slaughtered him with his own blade TetNak: kitty chews the wires off mine.. slashwarrior: as* Olivia: hehehe slashwarrior: um slashwarrior: hm woodchuCK: i knew it..i was gonna die #Message from Aki: Yay more more! slashwarrior: he greived for his freind for a mere second, then proceeded on, into the midsts of a new world to him woodchuCK: heh #Message from Aki: You guys are boring, Devilofwar wins woodchuCK: i need to make better friends it seems... Olivia: hehe slashwarrior: now guided along a path with the luminesent red glow, imerahl had found a strange sign.. tivanosa becomes vulture bait. slashwarrior: as he examined it it suddenenly woosed him into a new area slashwarrior: he deemed this place woodchuCK: *Danger, Educational Videos Ahead* Olivia: lololololol slashwarrior: southern kilarian fields slashwarrior: shutup wood woodchuCK: haha ok slashwarrior: um Olivia: hey come sit slash slashwarrior: hm.. slashwarrior: oh yeah! Olivia: slashwarrior: wait.. Olivia: I like woods idea lol woodchuCK: slashwarrior: imerahl scavenged on, always searching for new things slashwarrior: hes came to a halt as he saw a strange creature ahead of him slashwarrior: it was hard to make out, but he knew it meant danger Olivia: fluffy bunny fluffy bunny!!!! woodchuCK: was it the undead body of a woodchuck? slashwarrior: suddenly, the beast charged at imheral, and was somehow manged to be defeated in one, easy stroke of the bright red sword woodchuCK: omg, my sword was t3h awesomenesss slashwarrior: he wrote on his pad, that that creature was to be therefor know as a goblin #Message from God: TirasHazor was eaten by a Grue (lagged out)! slashwarrior: shutup wood lol Olivia: hehe woodchuCK zips lips slashwarrior: um woodchuCK: ill tell tiras to local mute me when he gets back Olivia: lol slashwarrior: ... shutuo! slashwarrior: up* woodchuCK: .. slashwarrior: lol slashwarrior: back to the story slashwarrior: um slashwarrior: uuuh slashwarrior: ok slashwarrior: imerahl thought that with this sword, he could defeat any enime that lay in his path slashwarrior: he was wrong woodchuCK: ben! local mute me Olivia: don don don slashwarrior: lol slashwarrior: um woodchuCK: good added touch Olivia: lol slashwarrior: uum slashwarrior: he had defeated many new creatures in the fields, but he was coming close to his end slashwarrior: one, that had hurt him quite a bit, looked like a rmall rabbit slashwarrior: small* woodchuCK: wewty wewt Olivia: Fluffy!!!! slashwarrior: shshshs Olivia: ... slashwarrior: queit lol slashwarrior: uuuum Olivia x woodchuCK: it adds to the story! slashwarrior: imerahl had also found some vials on the "goblin"he slayed earlier slashwarrior: the were filled with a stange liquid slashwarrior: he decided to drink one, and as soon as he did, he felt healthy again TetNak gurgles and rolls over, waking up. slashwarrior: with his regaind health and more of in the vials, he continued on slashwarrior: um slashwarrior: lol slashwarrior: here is where imerahls story comes to an end TetNak: New topic? How about how Annraoi jumps off a cliff to see if he can race his way through hell and be the first hellspawn? slashwarrior: he traveld into a pack of what he thought were wolves, but they seemed a little.. odd Olivia: hehe godsin: r slashwarrior: as he charged in, one of them caught him from the side, and ripped him to shreads slashwarrior: if imerahl the explorer were here today, Olivia: slashwarrior: he wouldnt do that again lolol Olivia: lol Olivia: good story sweetie slashwarrior: T H E E N D woodchuCK: can i talk now? woodchuCK: wewt! woodchuCK: my sword is awesome! slashwarrior: sure go ahead TetNak: awesome story, although, I missed half. slashwarrior: brb goin yo go post that heh

slashwarrior: ok, so put llamas in? Annraoi: yes Annraoi: and penguins slashwarrior: hmm Annraoi: and corndogs slashwarrior: and cordogs slashwarrior: gotit Annraoi: great slashwarrior: hhmm bignasty1: ooz bignasty1: can i have food bignasty1: plz slashwarrior: hold we gotta wait for oliv lol bignasty1: plz slashwarrior: lalala slashwarrior does finger exercises slashwarrior: ok uuuh slashwarrior: ..u comin?> slashwarrior: oops slashwarrior: ok slashwarrior: DAY__1 slashwarrior: military base llama 4 slashwarrior: since the defeat of hazor and his hazoids slashwarrior: the penquin squad had regrouped slashwarrior: they grieved those lost from battles past Ragnarok: sup tsunami TsunamI96306: ello slashwarrior: ragnarok, the llama-penguin mix, was preping his popcicles when IT happend Dryphus: 3help_me where can i get weapons/ slashwarrior: tiras was back slashwarrior: and he brought his hazorlingiodz The population count has decreased slightly with the assistance of mohctp slashwarrior: which were newly formd haroids Thorgard: lol slashwarrior: hazoids* slashwarrior: and uuum slashwarrior: blew a holw in the wall of llama 4 slashwarrior: annraoi(aka pengu2) was ready in seconds mohctp: Quit #Message from God: drewicifer was eaten by a Grue (lagged out)! Annraoi has quick reaction time slashwarrior: with pengu 5 at her side(ragnarok) they rused into battl Annraoi: his slashwarrior: um slashwarrior: pengu1 (aka slashw), the victor of the last battle against hazor slashwarrior: emerged from his deep slumber Madcat: afk Annraoi: who's akaslashw? slashwarrior: aka=also known as slashwarrior: slashwarrior: terra sit! slashwarrior: sit down terra lol slashwarrior: over here! Terra6: y slashwarrior: storytime slashwarrior: ok where was i Terra6: o slashwarrior: ohyeah Terra6: yaaay i love story time slashwarrior: pengu1 had equipped his popsicle launcher and met terra(pengu3)at llama_1 Annraoi: adn then MikeH shot president kennedy. the end slashwarrior: they rushed to the llama cruisers and headed to the heatd battle at llama4 slashwarrior: Meanwhile Annraoi: brb, more coffee slashwarrior: pengu2 and 5 i think it was were busy fighting the hazoids #Message from God: TirasHazor was eaten by a Grue (lagged out)! slashwarrior: they desperatly needed help slashwarrior: uuuuh slashwarrior: just then Dent: whew slashwarrior: pengus 1 and 3 came out of nowhere and ambused hazors hazoiuds Terra6: scuse me TirasHazor: erm slashwarrior: pengu 2 and 5 were save... fornow slashwarrior: uuum TirasHazor: why do I keep seeing "hazors hazoids" every time I revert my eyes from PM's? slashwarrior: its your army!lolol Ragnarok: hazors hazoids? eh Ragnarok: am i in it? slashwarrior: read the first post... Terra6: slash oliv says shell read ur stoy ok slashwarrior: ya rag lol slashwarrior: PAY ATTENTION GGUYS! slashwarrior: annyway slashwarrior: um Annraoi: preperation Hazor. Hazroid itch cream with a pleasant scent Terra6: ok i have to go now QueenJenny: hi terra Terra6: sry QueenJenny: hi guys slashwarrior: even tho hazor"appeard" to be losing, he had a plan slashwarrior: um slashwarrior: hmm TirasHazor: you guys are logging this for me, right slash? xD TirasHazor: Hi, Jenny. Domovi: any one know were to sell coal slashwarrior: yup tazor lol slashwarrior: um slashwarrior: um TirasHazor: ..k, I wanna read it later on. xD slashwarrior: im stuck for a sec lol.. Annraoi gets a system crash and loses his logs... again Ragnarok: wish was cancelled! noo! Annraoi: wish? walking is still honest? slashwarrior: Unbeknownst to the pengusquad-the last hope for the llamas-hazor had assinated pengu4(olivia) killzone: phew perfect killzone: lol slashwarrior: and hazors army kept appeairing from every nook and cranny slashwarrior: the pengus were getting worn down. slashwarrior: hazor was winng, and we knew it slashwarrior: winning* slashwarrior: um slashwarrior: at that very moment, hazor himself flanked our squad slashwarrior: he killed pengu 1 and 5 before retreating like a coward to let his hazoids do the rest slashwarrior: only 2 and 3 were left.. slashwarrior: the hazoids managed to kill the rest of the pengu slashwarrior: but they had a secret weaponm Aki: come Nefair Aki: stop slashwarrior: aki cam out of nowhere and killed them all!XD slashwarrior: um Aki: hey Aki: this way Aki: stop slashwarrior: with the hazoids finnaly stopeed, aki started the long, hard, effort to restore llama land slashwarrior: this included reviving the penguins somehow. slashwarrior: though aki didnt know it, hazor was lurkin amidst the shadows aidypoo: can i have 2 life essenss? slashwarrior: waiting for his chance to dominate slashwarrior: aki needed to be prepared slashwarrior: um sweets: who here would be down with being in a really tough gang??? slashwarrior: aki was next found sleeping after a hard days work aidypoo: can i buy life essens? slashwarrior: and hazor attacked slashwarrior: somehow, BoJaN111: where do i buy stuff slashwarrior: they managed to both kill eachother at the sametime Simpletron: hello slashwarrior: and the long war was fiannaly ove aidypoo: does anyone have EL? Ragnarok: i have EL on my comp aidypoo: LE* Ragnarok: o slashwarrior: and btw, the llamas and penguins werent my idea! Simpletron: i have a question, this game have sound? music ? sweets: yo guys who would want to join burn unit??? Madcat: im bak slashwarrior: T H E E N D hahahahaha fun

slashwarrior: what about the aliens from tiras's house? Ragnarok: arlight, im serious now slashwarrior: u know slashwarrior: the little ones Ragnarok: i seriously want to be able to transform Annraoi: hazliens TirasHazor: ..O.o TirasHazor: the Hazoids slashwarrior: lol ys ann Annraoi: hazoids! Annraoi: yeah slashwarrior: TEH HAZOIDS R COMING!!! slashwarrior: rofl that be awesome slashwarrior: little blue-purple hazoids wandering around... slashwarrior: roflroflroflslashwarrior: then they do a backflip slashwarrior: and like do antoher backflip\ slashwarrior: and u can pickemup and puttem in a zoo slashwarrior: itll be teh hazoid zoo slashwarrior: and then slashwarrior: theyll group together slashwarrior: and SCREAM Annraoi: brb slashwarrior: and then ann will cry slashwarrior: and i will point and laugh slashwarrior: and tiraz will come for his disease(aka hazoids) slashwarrior: an then aki came and was like Aki: Haz.. slashwarrior: awww so cute! slashwarrior: then slashwarrior: they backfliped again Aki: What stand Day4 for? Aki: Why are you counting down? slashwarrior: and ranaround Aki: What will happen at Day0? slashwarrior: and then slashwarrior: oneofem slashwarrior: hit his head! rofl... slashwarrior: then they gruoped aroundim Aki: and then and then and then and then, sombody died slashwarrior: and did the life dance slashwarrior: and it came to life slashwarrior: 200 times bigger slashwarrior: and aki was like OMG ROFL!! Aki: no slashwarrior: LOOK AT THAT THING!! Aki: I don't say that Aki: i say omhs Zeek88: Can anyone pm me slashwarrior: and everyone else was like Zeek88: i have some questions slashwarrior: eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep Zeek88: plz slashwarrior: and then slashwarrior: they all turned black Aki: aaaaaaaa slashwarrior: and eat els server!! slashwarrior: THE END Aki: What do you need Zeeeeek? slashwarrior: i win slashwarrior: i win!! Zeek88: pm me Aki: .. Aki: -.wa slashwarrior: thus concludes storytime with slash slashwarrior: lol slimeslash: beam me up slashwarrior: that was fun slashwarrior: really fun slashwarrior: i like to roleplay like that... rofl// slashwarrior: im talking to myself again slashwarrior: ... slashwarrior: weee Aki: yea Aki: always slashwarrior: weeeeeeeeeeeeee slashwarrior: oops slashwarrior: i sliped slashwarrior: and fell slashwarrior: then screamed Rolandreeve: hi slashwarrior: TEH HAZOIDS R COMING!! slashwarrior: and they came slashwarrior: like ants on a slice of cheese slashwarrior: and started to devour my flesh Annraoi: back slashwarrior: piece bye piece slashwarrior: then ann came back Aki: bye Rolandreeve: 45 slashwarrior: and went slashwarrior: AHAGAKACMA and saved me car: ] slashwarrior: and i was mostly eaten purgury: k thanks slashwarrior: then hazor came to see his hazoids eat us slashwarrior: but we prevaild pencil: yes slashwarrior: and conqueurd hazor and his hazorlingsa Rolandreeve: thx slashwarrior: with um Havocval: np slashwarrior: nothing but hope and ambition! slashwarrior: uuuuuh Annraoi: ooh Ghost579: yay slashwarrior: hmm AntonGrigoriev: whaaa? Annraoi: and magical bats of ding! slashwarrior: lol im out for now slashwarrior: well no im not belton: is there a storage guy here, on Isla Prime? Belhazour: no Annraoi: belton: no, there is not belton: thanks slashwarrior: oooook im gonna make a new story(or carryon more) slashwarrior: LASTTIME Rami40: ??? slashwarrior: we found slashw and ann fighting with hope and ambition slashwarrior: defeating hazords hazoid slashwarrior: s slashwarrior: and then slashwarrior: olivia came! Olivia: lol slashwarrior: and made us feel warm and fuzzy inside slashwarrior: uuuh Annraoi: brb slashwarrior: hmm slashwarrior: (ppst) Olivia: yes slashwarrior: (its storytime) Olivia: lol busterbust88: ooh yay story! busterbust88: lol Olivia: lol slashwarrior: ok um Olivia: u fail lol slashwarrior: where did i leaveoff busterbust88: eyeeeeeeeesssssss? car: the end slashwarrior: uuuuuh slashwarrior: hmmm slashwarrior: ohj yeah howzeitgowing: guys im a newbie and i dont know what to do slashwarrior: oliv came slashwarrior: and i felt fuzzy Olivia: slashwarrior: and my wounds from hazors hazoids were heald busterbust88: talk 2 the tutorail guy slashwarrior: and then slashwarrior: ann rised up Slacker: free heals plz kthx rofl pie howzeitgowing: ooooo slashwarrior: and tried to lung at hazor howzeitgowing: .... slashwarrior: it failed/ howzeitgowing: ok bye busterbust88: wutevur slashwarrior: ann was ripped to shreads instanlt busterbust88: lol slashwarrior: it was up to me and oliv now Slacker: mmm... shreaded beef slashwarrior: then i dropped dead slashwarrior: for no reason Olivia: ?! busterbust88: lol slashwarrior: then um busterbust88: my turn slashwarrior: my friend cam Olivia: lol slashwarrior: and uuuuh busterbust88: yeeeeeessss? slashwarrior: uhhhhhh busterbust88: mhm slashwarrior: ok where i leaveoff my friend here slashwarrior: we have a new recruit! busterbust88: they get shredded/ slashwarrior: masmune and oliv fought to defeat hazor busterbust88: who?who? Slacker: what is the recomended level for harvesting fruit? slashwarrior: with ann and slashw dead, it was all up to them Masamune_Date: like 20 busterbust88: dunno, dont care' Slacker: hmm... Olivia: who is ann?! slashwarrior: they were hungry, and found slacker Masamune_Date: lol Slacker: k, brb, trying to get fruit busterbust88: ya, who? slashwarrior: who the ATE FOR BREAKFAST! Olivia: lol Slacker: ann is Annraoi, the guild leader of Soul Nefairuis: how do i log out Raen: heya busterbust88: l8r pplz Masamune_Date: "gasp' slashwarrior: s/he is logged right now but is comin back Raen: o0 Nefairuis: how do i log out slashwarrior: uuh Raen: rag!!!!! Olivia: oh i c slashwarrior: 4 days left slashwarrior: until hazor dominated Nefairuis: how do i log out Raen: alt x Masamune_Date: no its alt q slashwarrior: he had made so many hazoids that the ground was an eerie bluepurpe color slashwarrior: they lept up to masmune and oliv and tryd to eat theire flesh Olivia: ?!?! slashwarrior: similar to what they did to sw. Masamune_Date: gasp slashwarrior: BUT Masamune_Date: gasp in caps! Masamune_Date: gasp slashwarrior: oliv and masmune stayed strong and were able to slashwarrior: wipeout enough of the hazoids to escape Masamune_Date: suspence Masamune_Date: yay slashwarrior: it is now day one, Masamune_Date: we stay strong Olivia: hehe Masamune_Date: lol slashwarrior: if they dont stop hazor today, all hope is lost. Slacker: are there any white asiatic lillies around here? slashwarrior: oliv had ffound a good spot to hid for the time being Olivia: lol slashwarrior: but masmune sensed somthing Masamune_Date: oh ya Masamune_Date: like a dog slashwarrior: IT WAS AN AMBUSH slashwarrior: Hazor lept from a tree Slacker: well smeg Masamune_Date: oh no! slashwarrior: that witherds because it wanted to Masamune_Date: !!!!!!! slashwarrior: and he striked oliv in the face! Olivia: !!!!! Masamune_Date: noooooooo Masamune_Date: ! Olivia: Masamune_Date: wat bout me? slashwarrior: if it wasnt for her blondeness, she may have still been alive. slashwarrior: its all masmune now Olivia: lol slashwarrior: um Masamune_Date: wow Masamune_Date: lol slashwarrior: hazor jumped again as livs body was devourd Olivia: ...ouch... slashwarrior: and turnd into hazoids. slashwarrior: masumune was soon after beat to death, and hazor one. slashwarrior: but it was not so! Zeek88: were can i sell fire essense? slashwarrior: slashw was not dead afterall! Zeek88: ? slashwarrior: and um Zeek88: ? Olivia: haha Zeek88: ? Masamune_Date: wait hold it Masamune_Date: im dead? slashwarrior: he came alive and ate hazor for breakfast!! smalls: oh story time!!!! tell little bo peep slashwarrior: THE WORLD HAS BEEN SAVED slashwarrior: T H E E N D That was fun u gus lolololololololol