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Its a well known fact, people with a height advantage in combat situations have an advantage over their opponents. Why do ya think most castles were built on hills. They had to advantage of seeing people coming, and its easier to defend from a higher position, than a lower. Not really sure anybody really added that to the EL Combat system, but ya never know. Edit : Maybe stools should be a new item to make n carry around for combat with tall monsters!! :lol:

<_< Well I followed the directions and worked it all out.......and all I found was a dirty big hole that I fell into!! I twisted my ankle and ripped my fur pants.......you will be hearing from my lawyer!!

Erm I dont have much hair Roja.....so feel free to make something up!! :lol:

Human OR Draegoni, i really dont mind which, if theres too many Humans, then Draegoni would be cool. Brown hair and brown goatee, blue eyes, long eyelashes, small mole on left cheek, tiny scar above left eye........well ya did ask for details!! :lol: If ya wanna do me as a Draegoni, can ya give me the red horns, and red colour of the face. Clothes, all black plz......if ya have too many in black, all blue with black boots would be cool too I`d also like big muscles and a harem of bikini clad women surrounding me...... Oooooooh ok, you can leave out the last bit

So some kid picks a flower from your garden and runs off with it, another kid steals your car and drives off with it.......so thats the same is it?? They both should serve the same time in prison?? Or they should both have their right hand cut off?? Hmmmm........

Why not just call it "Billy no mates, rent a friend" If I wanted a shadow following me around, I`d adjust my game settings. Pointless if you ask me, and just something else to make the game lag and clog up areas. Still each to their own I s`pose.

Erm I have 166 needles in storage I`ll happily donate.......damn lag when buying threads

Love the Pink shin pads :lol: Welcome back one n all

<_< Thought the Rich Guild was mainly traders and makers?? Mmm gotta love those tough ole PKing Guilds looking for a fair fight

Ya more then welcome to have a look at the W&W Guild website too, we`re looking for crazy, fun people that love chatting n working as a team. Feel free to PM me, Jeze or Crann ingame if ya want a few more details. Best of luck with ya search

:lol: Opps too late....never mind Hope ya enjoy ya new Guild, if not feel free to look up W&W :lol:

I get that too from time to time, its damn annoying When I checked my error log in the EL Folder, it said something about moonbubbles?? But nobody seems to know wot they are, or wot they`re for If ya having more trouble now, I`d suggest going back the original EL client until one of the programmers can come up with a suggestion

Tanyia......has anyone told you, you`re scary?? Green martians, Pink Armor....I beginning to think you have far too much time on ya hands!! But while we`re on the subject of strange pics and goings on.....and coz I`m feeling generous.....I`m gonna let all of EL into a secret, I`m gonna reveal the new Monster coming up, I have prove and evidence!! The new monster is gonna be a Giant, how do I know.....coz I found his books in Nordcarn while I was out for a stroll.....look for yourself :lol: *Looks for a tiny cave to go hide in*

Awwww shut it you nOOb!! :lol: I know what ya mean bud, and have ya noticed how 9/10 it seems to be the same people jumping in to start the flame war.....hmmmmm adding to their post count I reckon It is nice once in awhile to find a thread that doesn`t have ANY flames in it at all...... :lol: we should put those in a special frame!! And just for the record before I get flamed for calling GGK a nOOb, I`m a friend of his ok, so no need to defend the little stuntie midget!!

:lol: Tanyia........a rideable beaver.......that just opens up soooooooo many possible comments!! But coz there might be children present, I`ll be good They look pretty good, hope to see the G Gs ingame soon!!

Places an extra order of Ant Powder and Bug Spray

Ok, I`m gonna just add this here, for starters, I`ve known Enyo for quite some time, we both used to hang out in the Goblin sewers, not once was she rude to me, not once did she swear at me, and not once did she tell me it was HER spawn. She was very helpful as it goes, as it was the first time I was down there. I read the other thread which was pretty much the same as this, and everyone seemed to jump down her throat then. She`s already said, several times, she`s aware she doesn`t OWN the spawn, everybody knows there is no such thing, but we also know, its an unwriten rule by the DECENT players, that if someone is training at a spawn, you move on to another one, its called being polite. It makes me laugh seeing some of the names posting here and on the other thread, coz a few of them cry like little babies if someone does it to them, but because they`re part of the "Pk Gang" everybody jumps in a supports them when they moan. Its a sad shame that people still insist on jumping on spawns where people are already training, I just put it down to them being rude and ignorant. There are PLENTY of spawns in the game, but a lot of people are too damn lazy to go elsewhere. If its a quick spawn, some people are happy to share, some aren`t. But just for the record, when I was in the sewers, Enyo happily shared the spawn. Knights responce was kinda wot I`d expect from him, it shows his mentallity quite nicely, but thats another story. And before anyone jumps in here saying, I have this screen shot, I have this chat log.....I really dont give a ****. But if people are training, let them train, because they might not have hours to play like other people.

Doesn`t the Apache Gunships have ejection seats?? And wasn`t it in a James Bond film?? Pierce Brosnan I think it was, I might be wrong though.

:lol: Well you "ladies" can certainly dish it out, the question is....can you take it?? Lets find out.......here`s a few for the lads Q. What do you give the blonde who has everything? A. Penicillin. ~~~~~ Q. What do you see when you look into a blondes eyes? A. The back of her head. ~~~~~ Q. What do you call a blonde with ESP and PMS? A. A know-it-all bitch. ~~~~~ Q. What do you call a blonde in a tree with a brief case? A. Branch manager. ~~~~~ Q. What is it when a blonde blows into another blondes ear? A. Data transfer. ~~~~~ Q. Why did the blonde ask her friends to save burned-out light bulbs? A. She needed them for the darkroom she was building. ~~~~~ Q. How can you tell a blonde has been at a computer? A. There's cheese in front of the mouse. ~~~~~ Q. What did the blonde name her pet zebra? A. Spot. ~~~~~ Q. What do smart blondes and UFO's have in common? A. You always hear about them but never see them. ~~~~~ Q. What's a blondes idea of natural childbirth? A. No make-up. ~~~~~ Q. What did the blonde say to her doctor when he told her she was pregnant? A. "Is it mine?" ~~~~~ Q. Did you hear about the blonde who got locked in the bathroom? A. She was in there so long, she wet her pants. ~~~~~ Q. What do you call eight blondes in a freezer? A. Frosted flakes. ~~~~~ Q. Why was the blonde excited when she finished the jigsaw puzzle in six months? A. Because the box said 4 to 6 years. ~~~~~ Q. What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A. Gifted. ~~~~~ Q. Santa Claus, the Tooth Fairy, a dumb blonde, and a smart blonde are walking down the street when they spot a $100 bill. Who picks it up? A. The dumb blonde! There is no such thing as Santa Claus, the tooth fairy, or a smart blonde. ~~~~~ Q: Why did God give blondes 2% more intelligence than horses? A: He didn't want them pooping in the street during parades, too. ~~~~~ Q. How do you plant dope? A. Bury a blonde. ~~~~~ Q. What does a blond and a beer bottle have in common? A. They're both empty from the neck up. ~~~~~ Q. What does a blonde say when you blow in their ear ? A. "Thanks for the refill." ~~~~~ Q: How do blonde brain cells die ? A: Alone. ~~~~~ Q: How do you change a blonde's mind? A1: Blow in her ear. A2: Buy her another beer. ~~~~~ Q: How do you keep a blonde busy all day? A: Put her in a round room and tell her to sit in the corner. ~~~~~ Q: How do you get a blonde to marry you? A: Tell her she's pregnant. ~~~~~ Q: What will she ask you? A: 'Is it mine?' ~~~~~ Q: How does a blonde kill a fish? A: She drowns it. ~~~~~ Q: A blond going to London on a plane, how can you steal her window seat? A: Tell her the seats that are going to London are all in the middle row. ~~~~~ Q: What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you? A: Run like Hell....she's got a hand grenade in her mouth. ~~~~~ Q: What do you call a blonde golfer with an IQ of 125? A: A foursome. ~~~~~ Q: What do you call a blond mother-in-law? A: An air bag. ~~~~~ Q: Why do Blondes wear earmuffs? A: To avoid the draft. ~~~~~ Q: How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday? A: Tell her a joke on Wednesday. ~~~~~ Q: What is the blonde doing when she holds her hands tightly over her ears? A: Trying to hold on to a thought. ~~~~~ Q: Why did the blonde stare at frozen orange juice can for two hours? A: Because it said 'concentrate'. ~~~~~ Q: Why did the blonde bake a chicken for 3-1/2 days? A: It said cook it for half an hour per pound, and she weighed 125 lbs. ~~~~~ Q: Why did the blonde put her finger over the nail when she was hammering? A: The noise gave her a headache. ~~~~~ Q: Why did the blonde climb up to the roof of the bar? A: She heard that the drinks were on the house. ~~~~~ Q: Why don't blondes have elevator jobs? A: They don't know the route. ~~~~~ Q: Why do blondes work seven days a week? A: So you don't have to retrain them on Monday. ~~~~~ Q: What is the difference between Elvis and smart blondes? A: Elvis has been sighted. ~~~~~ Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a shopping cart? A: The shopping cart has a mind of its own. ~~~~~ Q: How do you get a one-armed blonde out of a tree? A: Wave to her. ~~~~~ Q: How does a blonde "high-5?" A: She smacks herself in the forehead. ~~~~~ Q: What was the blonde doing up on the roof? A: Someone told her that the drinks were on the house!! Q: How many men does it take to open a beer? A; None. It should be opened by the time she brings it. Q: Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up women? A: Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will never be able to support you. Q: Why do women have smaller feet then men? A: So they can stand closer to the kitchen sink. Q: How do you fix a women's watch? A: You don't. There's a clock on the oven. Q: Why do men pass more gas than women do? A: Because women don't shut up long enough to build up pressure. Q: If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, which do you let in first? A: The dog of course. At least he'll shut up after you let him in. Q: What's worse than a male chauvinistic pig? A: A women who won't do what she's told. Q: What do you call a woman with two brain cells? A: Pregnant. Q: What do you call a woman who has lost 95% of her intelligence? A: Divorced. What Women Really Mean FINE This is the word we use at the end of any argument that we feel we are right about but need to shut you up. NEVER use fine to describe how a woman looks. This will cause you to have one of those arguments. FIVE MINUTES This is half an hour. It is equivalent to the five minutes that your football game is going to last before you take out the trash, so I feel that it's an even trade. NOTHING This means something and you should be on your toes. "Nothing" is usually used to describe the feeling a woman has of wanting to turn you inside out, upside down, and backwards. "Nothing" usually signifies an argument that will last "Five Minutes" and end with the word "Fine". GO AHEAD (with raised eyebrows) This is a dare. One that will result in a woman getting upset over "Nothing" and will end with the word "Fine". GO AHEAD (normal eyebrows) This means "I give up" or "do what you want because I don't care". You will get a raised eyebrow "Go Ahead" in just a few minutes, followed by "Nothing" and "Fine" and she will talk to you in about "Five Minutes" when she cools off. LOUD SIGH This is not actually a word, but is still often a verbal statement very misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot at that moment and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over "Nothing". SOFT SIGH Again, not a word, but a verbal statement. "Soft Sighs" are one of the few things that some men actually understand. She is content. Your best bet is to not move or breathe and she will stay content. THAT'S OKAY This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can say to a man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before paying you retributions for what ever it is that you have done. "That's Okay" is often used with the word "Fine" and used in conjunction with a raised eyebrow "Go Ahead". At some point in the near future when she has plotted and planned, you are going to be in some mighty big trouble. PLEASE DO This is not a statement, it is an offer. A woman is giving you the chance to come up with whatever excuse or reason you have for doing whatever it is that you have done. You have a fair chance to tell the truth, so be careful and you shouldn't get a "That's Okay". THANKS A woman is thanking you. Do not faint, just say you're welcome. THANKS A LOT This is much different than "Thanks". A woman will say, "Thanks A Lot" when she is really ticked off at you. It signifies that you have hurt her in some callous way, and will be followed by the "Loud Sigh". 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Forgive me if someone has already suggested these, but I did have a quick look and couldn`t find any......it is 2am though!! I would like to see a few more Undead monsters for the game, all we really have at the moment are Skeletons (I dont count Gargs....coz they aint undead!!) I`d love to see the following from weakest to strongest - Skeletons (being weakest) Zombies Ghouls Mummy (Mummy rot...works like harm) Vampire (Harm & Mana Drain) We certainly have enough tombs and crypts ingame, but not much in the way of Undead to roam the halls and passageways. The Zombies and Ghouls I`d keep as fairly low level monsters, same kinda strength as Gargs or Armored Gobbos. Mummy, maybe same kinda strength as a Cyclops and the Vampire right up there with Fluffy n Chim Wolves. Erm while I`m here......what about Spiders? Or are they a little tricky to animate?

Ok, you`re making no sense wot so ever. Why is it so bad to have extra experience?? Thats one of the main purposes in the game, to gain experience. If you`re roleplaying and faced with two screaming orcs charging towards you swords drawn.....what are you going to say, "No I`m sorry I`m not going to fight you, I dont want any combat experience, so if you just let me pass, I`ll be on my way" Then as ya laying in a pool of ya own blood.....ya life force draining away....ya suddenly think, well maybe a little experience wouldn`t be too bad. If you dont want to fight anymore, dont, nobody is forcing you too. But when you 1st start out, killing a few bunnies is a good way to gain a few levels and make a little money. Att / Def XP isn`t taking away XP from anywhere else, it adds to your OA levels. Taking away your att/def XP wouldn`t make any difference to your character at all. Resets are used when people want to respend their PPs, or change Perks, again, gaining att/def XP makes no difference to that wot so ever. If you read a good book, would you want someone to take away that knowledge?? How do you gain anything by that?? Maybe its just me, but I`m sorry, I really cannot see your point on this

Yeah I saw all them, but I didn`t find anything that really suggested adding more Undead into the game, it was just the word Undead people had used in various posts, loads about the PK Wars n stuff.

Entry........wot entry?? I didn`t enter anything.......

:lol: I know.......thats why I said it aint me in love http://www.eternal-lands.com/forum/index.php?showtopic=14696 But he did ask!! And besides, the CHARACTER Shivar IS female

OMG!!! Who ???? Coz it sure as hell aint me