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  5. Posted · Report reply

    ok this one may be kinda of old but everytime i hear it i fall down laughing...

     

    Don't Fart in Bed

     

    If this story doesn't make you cry for laughing so hard, let me know and I'll pray for you.

     

    This is a story about a couple who had been happily married for years.

    The only friction in their marriage was the husband's habit of farting

    loudly every morning when he awoke.

     

    The noise would wake his wife and the smell would make her eyes water

    and make her gasp for air.

     

    Every morning she would plead with him to stop ripping them off because

    it was making her sick. He told her he couldn't stop it and that it was perfectly

    natural. She told him to see a doctor; she was concerned that one day he

    would blow his guts out.

     

    The years went by and he continued to rip them out!

     

    Then one Thanksgiving morning as she was preparing the turkey for dinner and

    he was upstairs sound asleep, she looked at the bowl where she had put the turkey

    innards and neck, gizzard, liver and all the spare parts and a malicious thought

    came to her. She took the bowl and went upstairs where her husband was sound

    asleep and, gently pulling back the bed covers, she pulled back the elastic

    waistband of his underpants and emptied the bowl of turkey guts into his shorts.

     

    Some time later she heard her husband waken with his usual trumpeting

    which was followed by a blood curdling scream and the sound of frantic

    footsteps as he ran into the bathroom.

     

    The wife could hardly control herself as she rolled on the floor laughing, tears in her eyes!

     

    After years of torture she reckoned she had got him back pretty good.

     

    About twenty minutes later, her husband came downstairs in his bloodstained

    underpants with a look of horror on his face . She bit her lip as she asked

    him what was the matter.

     

    He said, "Honey, you were right." "All these years you have warned me and I didn't

    listen to you."

     

    "What do you mean?" asked his wife.

     

    ''Well, you always told me that one day I would end up farting my guts out, and today it finally happened....

    But by the grace of God, some Vaseline, and two fingers, I think I got most of them back in."

    :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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    lol, i found this just now...its Dj Foot Foots comments on why his name is foot foot.

     

     

    Hey yall! My name is Spliff A.K.A Dj Foot Foot. If your wondering just what the hell "Foot Foot" then let me take this oppurtunity to fill you in. Back in the 60's there was a group called "The Shags". Don't worrie if you've never heard of them, neither has anyone else. Anyways the band consisted of 3 sisters. Retarted sisters to be exact. See their father decided to cash in on his misfortune. He bought them instruments, put them in the studio and let them make their own music. This is where I come in. One of there songs was about there lost imaginary friend. It went like this "Foot Foot where are you? Foot Foot?" Get it? I came from the imagination of 3 retareds from the 60's! Peace

     

    i cant sum up their crappness better then this guy.

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    Well im not sure what the problem was but i have ran el just fine for the last 3 updates, and when i did this one it just went crazy....i just deleted and redownloaded everything and it works now. so try that brainstorm...delete all your el files and redownload the game then redownload the update and try that.

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    There is a band called the shags, they have been around sinc the early 60's ...its three girls that dont know how to play thier instruments at all....but they try ;):cry::cry: i think there is another band now called the shags but the one i know of is older.

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    Ok the right eye is linked to the left side of the brain and the left eye is linked to the right side of the brain, the part of the brain that reconizes colour is in the right side and the one that reconizes text is on the left side and when you look at that the brain gets confuzled because one sides saying "it's red!" and the otehr is saying "it says blue!" an you get confuzzled but if you've done it before, the brain becomes aware of the problem and should be no problem when doing it again :)

     

     

    so if you close one eye will it help in a certain way...like close the right eye and you will pick up on just the color not the text or Vise Versa?

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