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    in yo mama (if she's hot)
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  1. selling book of smelting

    selling book of smelting offer price
  2. i need a clan

    i need a clan rught now because as you might know our old clan the GDC got taekn down and i wasnt going to join the little new GDC so can any one take me into a good guild that helps? i have more then 20 harvesting so i can join one
  3. stand up comedy nite (best person gets good stuffs)

    ok heres one: A man falls alseep at church.. One day Mrs. Jones went to have a talk with the minister at the local church. "Reverend," she said, "I have a problem, my husband keeps falling asleep during your sermons. It's very embarrassing. What should I do?" "I have an idea," said the minister. "Take this hatpin with you. I will be able to tell when Mr. Jones is sleeping, and I will motion to you at specific times. When I motion, you give him a good poke in the leg." In church the following Sunday, Mr. Jones dozed off. Noticing this, the preacher put his plan to work. "And who made the ultimate sacrifice for you?" he said, nodding to Mrs. Jones. "Jesus!", Jones cried as his wife jabbed him the leg with the hatpin. "Yes, you are right, Mr. Jones," said the minister. Soon, Mr. Jones nodded off again. Again, the minister noticed. "Who is your redeemer?" he asked the congregation, motioning towards Mrs. Jones. "God!" Mr. Jones cried out as he was stuck again with the hatpin. "Right again," said the minister, smiling. Before long, Mr. Jones again winked off. However, this time the minister did not notice. As he picked up the tempo of his sermon, he made a few motions that Mrs. Jones mistook as signals to bayonet her husband with the hatpin again. The minister asked, "And what did Eve say to Adam after she bore him his 99th son?" Mrs. Jones poked her husband, who yelled, "You stick that goddamned thing in me one more time and I'll break it in half and shove it up your ass!" "Amen," replied the congregation.
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    im the newest member as of like now

    but u could do magic and like cuting trees would be ur attack skill....and u could get matches from taverns and general stores...and every match made a fire or somthing

    i think it shouldnt be just a magic thing beacause in real life u dont use magic to cook stuff....mabbe like in taverns or other buildings like a wooden stove or like a pot over the fire places or somthing
  7. Standing up

    well i was sitting up and down quick because other people were "dancing" and then when i was done i was standing up and my sit/stand icon was stand so i was already standing but then i logged out then it was normall
  8. Im Seaman

    I was playing and it said the "try to reconect to sever" like 8 times then the people were 2 people;1 the moving person and 2 where the person was before the reconecting...then iwas a ghost i went through walls then onto water but i was invisible but u could see my shadow...so yea just someing to note
  9. rat spawn in house in IP

    the rat spawn..i dont kno if it was like an update or somthing
  10. rat spawn in house in IP

    Yea i dont kno if this is a bug or not but there's a rat spawn in 89,105....its the coords for the door and any info on this would be great............inside the coords say:Isle of Curve, some one nice house 54,48
  11. bitches~

    yea i dont kno how this got on the banning fourm but....my name is orignal yea names like "yomama5739" are so dumb caz in the times when it was like the game it wouldnt be like: "eye yomama5739, hows ye lad". u kno
  12. Hosan wrote: Again I tell you, beat the crap out of him. But I mean come on, what kind of a bro does that to you, that is just malicious. you see i dont have a older brother and hes 18 so he doesnt like these games but when he does mess up with his game i try to fight him but he beat the crap out of me and when i mess up his game i get the crap beaten out of me..so thats kinda inpossible for me to handle problem
  13. Floating mug above dock by Trik

    also in KF the barels have floating stuff on them i think its all the stuff on the same size barels
  14. If you come across a sleeping bear and click not on it but right when the little sword cersor turns into a walking one click and you'll be in a bear...... .....u can skare people and if ur charicter is brownskin and brown hain(mabbe brown shirt) you can act like ur in a bear.. :mrgreen:
  15. Mistake in Portland

    At Portland 113, 42 there is a barrell that contains apples and you can harvest them and.....walk through them...