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  1. EITC Shop!

    Silver Ring=2gc Gold Ring=2gc Silver medallion=2gc Gold Medallion=2gc Polished Ruby=2gc Polished Emerald=2gc Polished Sapphire=2gc Polished Diamond=2gc Max order is 35 I'll take 35 of each. 560gc
  2. buying

    buying: 1 damaged COM (offer) mine cart loads of silver bars (37gc each) post here, PM me or have Gossip message me edit: added price
  3. Having an NPC buy capes is an interesting idea. Here is another idea.....perhaps silly but then again it might be good. As a tailoring skill, you could sew capes as a liner for aug armour. The armour would have the same effect as the cape. Make the break rate higher than aug armour but lower than capes. It would enable you to basically wear two capes at once. since arti capes are the topic, I will use that for an example: Someone puts on aug armour with arti cape lining and an excavator cape. They go out to harv and bag mix FE on location. No need to switch capes. Bunny hops by and they decide to karate chop it. They have just risked breaking the armour.
  4. No way! you just reminded me of a South Park episode. There was a creature in ep. 206 that ought to be ingame. The Mexican Staring Frog of Southern Sri Lanka For those of you that are not familiar with this ebul creature, here is a short video: http://www.southparkstudios.com/clips/150465
  5. We could make gyros out of them, but then we would need cows ingame because gyro meat is a lamb beef mixture... oh wait....I think you meant Attila the Bun. Sure, you could eat the bun if you survived the encounter, but then it would kill you from the inside.
  6. New Channel (Guild Channel)

    Whenever anyone asks what topic channel 4 is, I always say its the guild recruitment/ gnome roasting channel. I would be all for moving guild recruitment to channel 12345 That would save me some keystrokes making channel 4 the gnome roasting channel.
  7. Exactly! That's why I suggested the Legendary Black Beast of Aaaaarrrgghhh just a few posts ago. Monty Python also had killer sheep: they also had Attila the Bun. Can we get one of these as well?
  8. The one and only new creature that should be added before any others would be the Legendary Black Beast. or since we are bringing up past suggestions: Bigfoot! http://www.eternal-lands.com/forum/index.p...st&p=321196
  9. Serta Sheep would pwn!!1! or a jackelope all the rest of these ideas are bunk!!
  10. language lesson

    A comic strip I saw in the paper today and had to share it. XD http://www.partiallyclips.com/index.php?id=1619
  11. ZOMG! killed teh god

    I've been playing a game called Wolf Team. I gunned someone down today and was horrified when I saw the name. Sorry, if I had known it was you, I would have let off the trigger.
  12. Polished Sapphires for sale

    55k for all
  13. Some game!

    I quit this game. So don't bother adding pupils to my brute. Actually can't believe I lasted as long as I did.
  14. So, there I was, giving the front lawn a thorough raking. (Actually, it was a quick once over after a hack job of mowing so I could get back to EL) When I heard a sound. A sound my brain clearly recognized as being heard before but so out of place that the recognition wouldn't break through to a conscience level. The sound was so out of place that it was curious that the little voice in the back of my head wasn't screaming, "run away! ran away!" I turned to look and about a half a block away, coming down the street, in my direction was a slate blue, perhaps late 90's Toyota Tercel with the windows down and the sound eminating from the interior. The vehicle was directly in front of me by the time my jaw involuntarily dropped when the sound hit my conscience mind like a sledge hammer. Yodeling. Not blaring loud but cranked because I could hear them coming almost a block away. I dropped the rake and stumbled into the house like a zombie to convey the surreal event to another human. I recounted the occurrence to my girlfriend and she gave the one and only correct response that a human could give when told the aforementioned event (even when it's true). "You are making that up." If she had given any other response, I would have had to kill her on the spot because that would be clear evidence that she had been taken by the pod people. Which is of great concern because she is always saying,"They are offering a free <widget> and the ad says no purchase required. Why don't you go pick one up?" And I am like, "Hells no! That's how they get ya." They will offer like a free tomato plant or a no entry fee cheesecake eating contest and if you show up, BAM!, you're zapnotized.
  15. Michael Jackson dead.

    I plead the fifth.
  16. go play! http://www.lecielestbleu.com/media/puppettoolframe.htm
  17. Some game!

    If you don't password the brute when you first create it, then it can never be passworded and anyone can use it. Someone drops by and plays my pupil Slackerz on a regular basis. Don't know why but that's 5 fewer minutes that I waste on it. So don't password a brute you are giving away as exp so the person can level it to get even more exp.
  18. LC

    I've been playing there on and off for a couple years. I have a character on every server except the newest one. Got bored with it and haven't played for about 3 months. Got an email from Aeria couple of days ago offering me free st00f if I come back to LC. I can also be found in MegaTen, Wolf Team, Shaiya and Turf Battles (if it ever makes it to open beta). I was playing Dream Lords (MMORTS) til Aeria dropped it from thier line up.
  19. Some game!

    That's messed up...I'll give you a bunch tonite we'll see what happens I guess. edit...uh, none of the pupils you gave me or the ones I'm givin' you are producing xp. (I just gave Frytloc "mynamemyname") ? Are we somehow unknowingly playing from the same computer or something??? Perhaps you do have to spam brutes to give exp. I just gave you testname1 with exp. so don't waste her. There is no way I am going back through the list and spamming everyone, so if anyone is interested in spamming me brutes for exp, I will return the favor. EDIT: I guess I don't know what it takes to give exp. I just spammed Xena's easyvictory and she received zero exp. out of about 10 pupils. (or was it 8?)
  20. Share the wealth!

    ENJOY! http://www.whitecastle.com/88/coupon.html
  21. Some game!

    I abandoned that char a while ago... Could you re-do me? http://fistofkonshu.mybrute.com (I just gave you Dr.KaknBallz) Or more if u want...I'll pupil you back for each one you gimeh. Feel free to do these too if you're bored... http://norange.mybrute.com http://jojobillybob.mybrute.com http://satanschef.mybrute.com (and yes, I'm also an Alpha-Pirate ) Good thing you abandoned mr.massacre1 because beer mug massacred him. For some reason, I didn't get any exp. for the brute you gave me. Here is some brutes anyway: fistofkonshu ~ footofkonshu norange ~ close-range jojobillybob ~ bookcrossing.com satanschef ~ anthony-bourdain enjoy
  22. Some game!

    My old pupils are getting tired. I need new blood. I went through this thread and gave everyone a brute. I will list the brutes below. Find your brute's name to get the pupil's name. Brute me back. Either post or PM me the pupil's name so I can level it. http://fryloc.mybrute.com/ I don't know why I started playing Alphabounce but I can't stop. I even have a map to plot my course rather than wondering aimlessly. Here's the link if anyone wants to join in: Alphabounce brute list: lozza ~ steve-guttenberg syrwne ~ conan-obrian tossj ~ drew-carey thepiper ~ genine-garofalo d3dly d3dly ~ norm-mcdonald shivy ~ jeffery-ross Lreni ~ milton-berle astarion ~ nick-cave raistlin-majere ~ gary-gyax chr0nik ~ jerry-lewis steel nuts ~ don-knotts ow jah ~ sandy-duncan ebulmage ~ canary-islands enily ~ durabrand bugabear ~ dust-gun shadowq ~ beseler mr.massacre1 ~ beer mug soldus ~ broken-robot hunagai ~ gnome-roast loeskevr ~ wood-floor leoniusboc ~ eelskin-wallet roardilly ~ ballpoint-pen tessanna ~ hard-boiled-egg talixim ~ spider-things magicfish ~ chocolate-toffee entris ~ gnome-gnuggets afflictions ~ gnome-sandwich easyvictory ~ gnome-stew broodje papaoa ~ beetelguese stritine ~ soup-starter king garnoo ~ nooble-soup medvidekpu ~ cafe-press
  23. Troggle, Google for trade bots

    All too true & the up side would be an increase in sales.
  24. Troggle, Google for trade bots

    Why not use Google? Or Scroogle (also a search site) ELGoogle (dual meaning Eternal Lands Google or Spanish for The Google) Oogle (for lookie-lews) I noticed Rraisa was brought up. I would like to say something in her defense but first I would like to say that I dislike merchant bots as a whole. I feel they put an unnecessary stress on the players ability to buy and sell. Before Rraisa, I mainly purchased from players out of principle and frequented only 2 bots because of items available/location (Trader & C2_trader). The items are rarely available from these 2 bots anymore and Rraisa has helped me expand my search and now I purchase from more bots and more frequently. So bot owners that associate with Rraisa have profitted from increased business. I still prefer to buy from players but sometimes players are unreliable.
  25. Point taken. I really should invest in some sheep to keep the lawn mowed. That way when I run out money, I can shave them to make clothes and slaughter them for food.
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