rebootedrock

I disagree with everything in that post but this part. The rest I strongly disagree with, If they were raised right then their minds are not easily impressionable, nor are their minds fragile if brought up right. Might be just me, but At age 6 I can assure you I could have easily visited p0rn sites, read maddox, and just about anything the internet has without flinching. (besides they shouldnt use the internet till like 8 anyway really, this means more stupid newbies! !!) I understand that being a parent means you care about them, but if you brought them up on truth and not made up bullshit, then the truth doesn't scare them as much. Like I said, it is probably me, Ive been this way throughout my life. (dunno if that was a sarcastic post or not, I cant read sarcasim over the internet unless its a web site ) Sayonara.

kazaa LIGHT is the good stuff, reg kazaa sucks.

I miss rickhiya

emule , kazaa light, and direct connect are the best p2p programs ive found. get bit torrent aswell. Dont have 8$ for ya SKA

I too need about that much space, mine however is not of the illegal variety, mostly home made movies.

Very inacurate, I hate the country it said. Pm me if you want to know what country it was, dont want this moved to flames, those are for platya*'s posts. *=insert # here

I like the thong.

The point with using windows is you can sue them if you come up with a reason, you cant sue linux Viva La America! Sayonara.

heh, I suppose the majority of your posts tells more than your first, 230 posts in suggestions forum.. I think it was largley a waste of time now, I was just more hopeful back then Sayonara.

I have win xp home/suse 9.1 on my laptop at home (in essence my computer) and use suse 9.1 at school, windows, I grew up on it, so I know everything about win 98, and win xp isnt too hard once you understand the basic things. Linux, it seems much more stable, i LOVE ctrl+alt+f1-6, the ability to fix crashing programs is nice from command line point of view. (heh i miss being able to push ctrl+alt+del like 6 times and restart windows, the extra 4 pushes ensures it closes. rofl But, having the ability to play more than like 20 games without using wine or crossover to play them, is NICE. If not for program incompatability, and the un equaled difficulty in installing ANYTHING AT ALL, I might like linux. Did I mention it's near impossible to install anything on linux? rofl Sayonara.

how about new rule, rule #16 You are not allowed to disagree or discuss or argue/flame on or about the rules, you don't like them, leave, or be banned. ~~~ Sometimes a little dictatorship can go a long way, but anarchy goes the farthest, always. Sayonara.

After Tum's muchly popular works, I beat him to the punch.. I will do as many books as i can stand to do, which all depends on how this is recieved : D so without further adu.. With much Deliberation and typing, I present to you the first parts of... Harry Potter And The Sorcerer's Stone Adapted for the El Addict! *Connecting to Server... Hi, and welcome to Eternal Lands! If you're new to the game and need help, please read the newbie helper guides on the main website. If you would rather learn by doing, talk to the Tutorial NPC, which is at the start point. In addition to that, you can type #help_me and your question to get a live response if there are helpers online, or for simple questions type /help and your question. Click to continue! Dumbledore:stupid switch.. Dumbledore is pissed Dumbledore:hmm maybe i usee it like alighter/ *Lights flick off* Dumbledor:wh00t! : D Dumbledor sits down You see: a cat with glasses! Dumbledor:You know cats don't wear glasses right mcgonagall poofs into human frm mcgonagall:form* mcgonagall:shit, forgot those Dumbledore:well anywayz, its cold as hell out here wheres that guy? mcgonagall:hagrid? Dumbledore:ys Dumbledore:yes* #Message from TirasHazor:This next part is weird : D Hagrid:Sup p00ns! Dumbledore:? *Hagrid floats down on a flying harley* Hagrid:check my ride, its roxxorz joo Dumbledore:wtf! thats gey mcgonagall:yeah it sux. Hagrid:sthu.. I got this n00b in the back, take im before he stinks it u with n00bness Dumbledore:You dumbass, you shouldnt have put him dangling above the rear wheel Hagrid:oh.. opss mcgonagall sighs Dumbledore: wel anyway.. we are at his guilds house, he will be safe here mcgonagall:lets goo.. im freezing my tits off here. Hagrid:but this is a n00bie guild!1 Dumbledore:I dun care. Hagrid:well at least tell them what happened Dumbledore:I was joking. Ive got a PM riht here all about it Dumbledore:riht* Dumbledore:arg fuc it. mcgonagall:lol.. Hagrid:K mcgonagall:eek this robe doesnt cover much of me.. Hagrid:omg nasty stfu Dumbledore is blinded mcgonagall: stfu *They leave after placing the baby on the porch* #Message from Roja:ook then.. Tiras was eaten alive by beavers so im doing the scene transistion now.. fast forward to pre-teen years Disconnected from server! Connecting to server... *Hi, and welcome to Eternal Lands! If you're new to the game and need help, please read the newbie helper guides on the main website. If you would rather learn by doing, talk to the Tutorial NPC, which is at the start point. In addition to that, you can type #help_me and your question to get a live response if there are helpers online, or for simple questions type /help and your question. Click to continue! Harry: I HATE MY LIFE!!1! dudley:stfu bitch im watching rugrats Vern0n:g3t m3 b@c0n!! Harry: yes sir... Vern0n:g1mm13 a11 0f 1t!!!1!~ Harry:k. Petunia:I knew it!!1! ant_26 is a hacker! dudley:nobody cares.. ooh its back on! Vern0n ch0k3s 0n bac0n Harry:hehe.. Harry punches vern0n Vern0n:umm... th@nks? Harry:np Vern0n:g3t th3 ma1L slave~ Harry:btch Vern0n:wh@T!!~ Harry:nothin. You see: mail You see:letter to vern0n (bills) You see:letter to dudley your subscription to all guys monthly) Harry:roflmao!! You see:letter to Mr. Harry Potter Harry:shit they know my whole name!! Vern0n:g3t b@ck h3r3 sl@v3!!1~ Harry comes back and delievers mail Harry opens letter Vern0n:wtf!! you n0 get m@il!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Harry:hey thats breaking like 3 laws! Vern0n:so r3p0rt abus3 th3n. #Help Request from Harry:Vern0n is stealing my mail!!! [PM from Soldus: don't forget stealing is legal in EL ; D] Harry:f00k. Vern0n:haha n00b. Vern0n reads mail Vern0n shits himself Petunia falls out window Petunia walks back in Petunia:whats wrong vern0n? [PM from Vern0n: Teh h0gwartz wants h1m.] [PM from Petunia: Fuck!!] Harry:....? Vern0n:umm nothin Harry:wh00t you stopped 1337 speak! Vern0n:1 kn0w n0t what j00 speak.! Hary:damn. Dudley:wtf is going on.. was afk Harry:they are readin my letter. Dudley:teh illegal! Harry:na, Soldus said it wasnt. Dudley:o Vern0n burns the letter Harry:!!!!!!!!!! wtF!! Petunia:it was from the police, they wanted to arrest joo but we said you were ok.. Vern0n:umm..yeah...... we just saved ur ass! Harry:ook. Vern0n:anywayz. You see:A(n) strip of Bacon! Ven0n:W000t i call it! Petunia:Harry go up into your room Harry:y? Petunia:because i left some p0rn on your bed Harry: wewt!! *runs into the brrom closet *(for those of you who havent read harry potter, that is his room) Petunia locks door Petunia: Muahahah Vern0n:how did they know he was here?? Petunia:I dont know.. Dudley:haxxored. Petunia:sthu! Vern0n: well i'll fix it right now... no more fooking letters for him. Vern0n nails mail slot closed with wood plank Petunia:roflmao Dudley:lol noob Vern0n:sthu it will work. #Message from McMantis: #Message from McMantis:Umm woot im in here XD ....Teh next day! Harry:Sigh.. Vern0n:gg3t t3h m@1L slave~ Harry:stop talking 1337 its hard to read. Vern0n:it mak3s m3 k3wl!! Harry:right.. Vern0n:gg3t t3h m@1L slave~!!! Harry:fine.. You see:letter to Vern0n (your new 1337 dictionary is here!) You see:letter to Dudley (Hot Horny Guys Just Waiting Inside!) You see:letter to Petunia(subscription confirm to Opera) You see:letter to Mr. Harry Potter You see:letter to Mr. Harry Potter You see:letter to Mr. Harry Potter You see:letter to Mr. Harry Potter You see:letter to Mr. Harry Potter You see:letter to Mr. Harry Potter You see:letter to Mr. Harry Potter #Message from Anastasia:Isn't it funny that he knows whats in the others but not his? Harry:Ack! mod abuse! Harry delievers letters Harry has 7 letters Harry: ! Vern0n:btch!!! n0 l3tt3r3s!!1!! Vern0n grabs letters Vern0n eats letters Vern0n:wait umm how did they get through the mail slot? Harry:Postal Workers are allowed to carry warhammers.. some union thing. Vern0n:fuck! Petunia:rolfmao i told you! Dudley:tard. Vern0n: sthu! Vern0n:ima fix this sht ni. Vern0n: shit* now* !* You See: pile of wood You See: buckets of nails You See: hammer Vern0n:hmm i dunno what I should do.. #Help Request from Vern0n:h0w d0 I St0p T3h L3tt3rs!? [PM from Roja: board up the windows and doors you tard. [PM from Entropy: spam help_me one more time and your banned.] Vern0n: o. Vern0n baords up everything Vern0n:boards* Vern0n:wh00t Petunia:might work. Petunia is cooking bacon Vern0n:wh00t bac0n!!! Dudley:jesus im a fat gay kid and I dont like food THAT much... Vern0n:3remove dudley Dudley:fook sorry! Harry fell asleep #Message from TirasHazor:"Darn" beavers.. Sorry about that guys I got lost in hell, moonie was mean and reversed north and south.. Teh next day (By Request of tirashazor, I put in "darn" instead of fookin.) Harry:i know mail. Vern0n:j00 f0rg0t slave~ Harry:<-- slave~\ Vern0n:k You See:letter to Vern0n(portly women monthly!) You See:letter to Petunia(how to kill your deadbeat husband in 4 easy steps!-Opera weekly) You See:letter to Dudley(Big **** Men Weekly) You See:letter to Mr. Harry Potter You See:letter to Mr. Harry Potter You See:letter to Mr. Harry Potter You See:letter to Mr. Harry Potter You See:letter to Mr. Harry Potter You See:letter to Mr. Harry Potter You See:letter to Mr. Harry Potter You See:letter to Mr. Harry Potter You See:letter to Mr. Harry Potter You See:letter to Mr. Harry Potter You See:letter to Mr. Harry Potter You See:letter to Mr. Harry Potter You See:letter to Mr. Harry Potter You See:letter to Mr. Harry Potter You See:letter to Mr. Harry Potter You See:letter to Mr. Harry Potter Harry: holy hell! Harry opens a letter *lights flash on and off* Harry:shit a trojan!!!! You See:ueonfwopeuivnrspld;onegveri;ultnke;olbenb;ola ednauguxmr93ikrg4iopidf0opo2nh20h34jnENTROPY ksubnqwion349g8hj9qetb8bnqerovbinet9obhenliasrbjvnbrleiubnvpeirnoivbnqeiub-------- ----System Reboot---- Connecting to server... *Hi, and welcome to Eternal Lands! If you're new to the game and need help, please read the newbie helper guides on the main website. If you would rather learn by doing, talk to the Tutorial NPC, which is at the start point. In addition to that, you can type #help_me and your question to get a live response if there are helpers online, or for simple questions type /help and your question. Click to continue! Harry:ty god for safe mode and spybot s&d.. Vern0n:j00 0pened a l3tt3r!!!!!!!!!!! Vern0n:What did j00 r3ad!!?!? Harry:nothing it was a trojan. Vern0n sigh of relief Vern0n:I t0ld j00 n0t t00 0p3n it! [Pm from Petunia:rofl you took off the firewall?] [Pm from Vern0n: yez] [Pm from Petunia:lol you ass ] Harry:umm Harry:yeah. Harry:ima take a dump and sleep. nighty Dudley:and im going to.. umm read my mail upstairs Petunia: like usual? Dudley runs to his room Petunia washes dishes Vern0n:brb You Joined the Newbie Channel. [Duckman]:Lol yeah.. [Matrixx_sh]:hahah omfg thats so funny [Vern0n]:wh@t? [Duckman]:Tiras was eaten alive by beavers [Vern0n]:r0flma0!! [Matrixx_sh]: yeah hes noob liek you Vern0n. [Vern0n]: : ( [Duckman]:so what do you want Vern0n? your wasting time for teh story! [Vern0n]:str0y sux.. umm how d0 i st0p this f00kin m@il? [Matrxx_sh]:umm.. leave the house? duh. [Vern0n]: o. [Duckman]:dumbass... [Vern0n]:fuck j00. cy@ Quackman and Ne0 [Matrixx_sh]:DONT CALL ME NEO!!! You Left The Channel. #Guild message from Vern0n:we are going on vacation, starting NOW. #Guild message from Dudley:ooooh........ooooooooooh........oooooooooh..... #Guild message from Harry:What the fck? #Guild message from Dudley:umm.. nvm lets go! #Message from Ember:ROFLMAO.. TirasHazor just had the most horrible moment ever.. He tried fighting a deer and lost half his health, then summoned a deer at votd storage and is getting his powers removed next update... #Message from TirasHazor: Next update? Ha. more like never : D. *squints* whats that? AHHHHHHHH!!!1 *static* #Message from Learner:greets, tiras just died to a swarm of killer rabbits.. (hehe) well Cya next Time ~~More to come ~~ And btw, post here if you want to make an appearance in the next one, also put what you would say(unless i know you ) **edits are for typos.. etc.** ~~SECOND PART~~ Connecting to server... *Hi, and welcome to Eternal Lands! If you're new to the game and need help, please read the newbie helper guides on the main website. If you would rather learn by doing, talk to the Tutorial NPC, which is at the start point. In addition to that, you can type #help_me and your question to get a live response if there are helpers online, or for simple questions type /help and your question. Click to continue! Harry:so umm where are we goin? Vern0n:stfu n00b! Dudley yawns Harry:..... Vern0n stops the car Vern0n gets out Vern0n shakes head Vern0n starts car Dudley:you've been doing this for 4 hours.. Petunia:maybe we should just go home? Vern0n:N0!!!!!11!~ #Message from TirasHazor:Wh00t got meh powers unfortunatley that was my second chance.. anyway. several hours later.. Vern0n: ! Petunia:? Harry:? Dudley:? Vern0n: get in this boat. Harry:K. Welcome to Sea Shack! Harry:omfg this place sux. Harry:there is two rooms!! Petunia:yez// Dudley: fook!! no tv!! Dudley: Blue's Clue's is on tonight!!! Vern0n:r0fl.. n0 tv h3r3 : D Dudley is sad #Message from TirasHazor: half an hour later *glances at rabbit* *rabbit glares at tirashazor* oh man.. Harry is the only one awake Harry: my one year in 5 secs... Harry:4... Harry:3.. Harry:2. Harry:1 #Message from God:Harry was eaten by a Grue! (lagged out!) Disconnected from Server! Connecting to server... *Hi, and welcome to Eternal Lands! If you're new to the game and need help, please read the newbie helper guides on the main website. If you would rather learn by doing, talk to the Tutorial NPC, which is at the start point. In addition to that, you can type #help_me and your question to get a live response if there are helpers online, or for simple questions type /help and your question. Click to continue! Harry:smegING GRUE!! [Joeshorty:]happy new hour! [Harry:]happy one year too You Left the Channel Harry: Wtf is that? Harry sees door dissolve #Guild Message from Harry:umm the door just dissolved! Vern0n:|\/| |\/|... Wtf!!1!~ Petunia:!!!!! Dudley puts away lotion Harry: who are j00 Vern0n:My line n00B!!!! Harry:oh yeh. Vern0n:\/\/ |-| 0 /-\ |o\ 3 ,| 0 0 !1! Petunia:cut that super 1337 out nobody can read that shit. Vern0n: : ( Soldus:I Am Hagrid!! Vern0n:umm y0ur n0t 1n charact3r fr00b!1 Soldus:fook!! Soldus:brb Hagrid:I AM HAGRID!! Vern0n:wtf do you want? Hagrid:IT'S HARRY'S ONE YEAR Vern0n:oh yeah happy one year Petunia: ditto ^_^ Dudley:aye! Harry:ty : ) Harry: so umm why didnt you just pm me? Hagrid:I HAVE SOMETHING TO TELL YOU THAT'S IMPRTNT Hagrid:IMPORTANT* Harry:kewl sup? Hagrid:DO YA REMEMBER HOW YOUR PARENTS DIED? Harry:yeah, fluffy Hagrid:A FLUFFY? AHAHAH NO. Harry:? Hagrid:YOUR PARENTS WERE THE STRONGEST PEOPLE IN EL, NO smegING FLUFFY COULD HAVE BEATEN THEM! Harry:!!!! Harry:you fucks why didnt you tell me!!! Vern0n:umm afkzor! Petunia:afk Dudley:afk B:::: ) Harry:..... Hagrid:DID YOU READ YOUR LETTERS? Harry:no Vern0n took them, soldus said it was legal. Hagrid:I did? damn [PM from Harry:keep in character.. XD] Hagrid:HARRY.... YOU'RE.... A SUMMONER. Harry:I am? w00t : D Hagrid:YEAH IT ROXXORS : D Hagrid:YOU ARE GOING TO GOTO HOGWARTS SCHOOL OF MAGIC Harry:omfg1! Kewl!!! Vern0n:back.. Vern0n:OMFG Vern0n:N0 j00 are n0t!!!! Vern0n attacks Hagrid Hagrid turns Dudley's backside into a pig tail Harry:ROFLMAO!!! Dudley:!!!! Petunia: Vern0n sits back down Vern0n:K take him. Dudley: what about me!!! Hagrid: HAHAH NOOB. LET'S GO HARRY Harry:bye noobs!! Great, you left the guild you little traitor! Harry:woot free > Hagrid:KEWL. #Message from TirasHazor: whomever left this rabbit here in moonie tavern please take it back.. it's twice as big as me and it has tusks... and glowing red eyes.. O.O oh and umm.. the next day Harry wakes up Harry:that was one fooked up dream. Harry:where's my guild tag? Harry:wait.. Hagrid:WB! WE NEED TO BUY SOME STUFF FOR YOU TO USE AT SCHOOL Harry:kewl but.. Harry: i dont have any money.. damn frukas.. Hagrid: THAT'S OK, YOUR PARENTS HAVE A smegLOAD OF CASH, THEY WERE IN *CO* AND KILLED MANY NEWBS ;D Harry:kikass. let's go then. Hagrid:OK Hagrid:NOW WHAT WAS IT.. OH YEAH. MOVE CHANGE LOCAL SPACE Welcome to Diagon Alley! Harry:wtf!!! Harry:when was group teleport added?? #Message from RebootedRock:This should seriously be added : D #Message from Entropy:say goodbye to your powers next update. #Message from RebootedRock:god damnit not again.. Harry:anyway thats kewl. Hagrid:THNX.. TOOK ME 3 WEEKS TO GET MY TELEPORT NEXUS UP! Harry:so where is this? Hagrid:THIS IS VOTD..ERR DIAGON ALLEY Hagrid:THIS IS THE BEST PLACE TO BUY SUMMONING STUFF Harry:cool.. brb\ You Joined the Market Channel [TirasHazor]:im serious im getting scared now.. [Learner]:buying efe pm me! [Hagrid]:BUYING 3 SETS OF BLACK ROBES, ONE BLACK HAT, DRAGON HIDE GLOVES, WINTER CLOAK, (THESE BOOKS)STANDARD BOOK OF SPELLS-NOOBIES EDITION, HISTORY OF EL, SUMMONING THEORY, BEGINNERS GUIDE TO SUMMONING, ADV. POTIONS, ANIMAL FIGHTING, DARK FORCES PROT. [Hagrid]: WAND, CAULDRON, VIALS, TELESCOPE, BRASS SCALES, AND A KEWL OWL!!! PM ME IF URE SELLING!! [i_am_spock]:Caps!!!! [Hagrid]:srry.. [PM from Tumaros:ive got all that, i sell for 11k] [PM from Hagrid:kewl meet me in votd.. err diagon alley] [PM from Tumaros:K] Harry:back Harry:anything happen? Hagrid:TUM IS COMING WITH STUFF Harry:cool. Tumaros:trade Tumaros wants to trade with you. Use the trade icon then click on him/her in order to accept the trade. Trade Accepted! #Message from RebootedRock:also should be added XD! #Message from Entropy:.... #Message from Entropy:reboot is teh banned. #Message from RebootedRock:N00B i have dial up j00 can't ban me #Message from Entropy:damn..... The server will go down for a minute so I can remove reboot's powers, brb. Disconnected from Server! Connecting to server... Couldn't connect to server, maybe your DNS server is down? Connecting to server... Hi, and welcome to Eternal Lands! If you're new to the game and need help, please read the newbie helper guides on the main website. If you would rather learn by doing, talk to the Tutorial NPC, which is at the start point. In addition to that, you can type #help_me and your question to get a live response if there are helpers online, or for simple questions type /help and your question. Click to continue! Harry:rofl that must suck : D [PM from RebootedRock: yes it does. fuck off.] [PM to Rebootedrock:my filter is off?] [PM from RebootedRock:I h@ck3d j00] Harry:anyway. Hagrid:HAHAHA NICE Harry:? Hagrid:CUZ OF THE RESTART I GOT HIS ITEMS FOR FREE : DD Hagrid:LETS GO BEFORE HE COMES BACK! Harry: lol k #Message from TirasHazor:*Radio Static* #Message from Ember:rofl I guess you guys can assume what happened later on that day Harry:so umm your leaving? Hagrid:YEAH, MY MOM IS A B!TCH.. Harry:K cya l8r Hargrid:L8R Harry:? ???:go go quick!! ????:k go quick before anyone sees Harry watches as they walk though the wall Harry:wtf! Harry:ooh bug : DDD (ins) (ins) (del) (home) (home) Welcome to Platform 9 3/4! Harry:wewt secret place Harry sees 100 peopel Harry: umm k. ???:hey you getting on the train? Harry:yeah, who are you? ???:push alt+n Harry pushes alt n Ron:n00b. Harry:XD sthu!@ Harry:hwo do i get on 9 3/4? Ron:your on it. Harry:o Harry gets on the train Harry sits next to Ron Ron: .. Harry: : D *door opens* Roja:hey : D [PM to Roja: dont forget to get in character..] Hermione:hey : D Hermione:can i sit with you guys? Harry:ok Ron:sup? Hermione:this book is taking too long to research.. Ron:ah : ( Harry stares at Hermione Hermione:? Harry:nothin! *looks out window* Hermione:..?ok.. #Message from Learner:after a very long, very boring scene on the train, they arrive at hogwarts! Welcome To Hogwarts!!! Harry: : OO! Harry: its huge Hermione:there is gargs everywhere so look out.. Ron:meep! Harry:how do we get across? Hermione:the boat. Ron:ah : ) Welcome to Hogwarts Entrance Hall! Harry:Is it going to always say where we go? Hermione:most of the time ; P Harry blushes Hermione:? Harry:nothing umm whos that? mcgonagall:welcome to hogwarts, follow me n00bs. Ron:... im not a n00b XD mcgonagall:whatever. follow me now. mcgonagall:there are 4 guilds you will go into mcgonagall:each one is different and kicks a different amount of ass mcgonagall:there are 2 that suck and the other two roxxor. Hermione:so how are we divided? mcgonagall:good question, you are divided by the magic talking serpent sword. Ron:wtf..XD? Harry:yeah mcgonagall:....... just walk in here Welcome to the sorting room! Harry:wow lots of people.. Leeloo:roflmao look at all the n00bs SirKillAlot:roflmao.. Leeloo:lol one of them is looking at me weird Neville:you look nice : ) Leeloo:im a guY!!!!!! JESUS!!! SirKillAlot:ROFLMAO@!!! Neville:oh.. O.o ~~~~~~ More to come ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Here is the 3rd installment ~~~~~~~~~ 3rd installment ~~~~~~~~~ Connecting to server... *Hi, and welcome to Eternal Lands! If you're new to the game and need help, please read the newbie helper guides on the main website. If you would rather learn by doing, talk to the Tutorial NPC, which is at the start point. In addition to that, you can type #help_me and your question to get a live response if there are helpers online, or for simple questions type /help and your question. Click to continue! Harry:what just happened? Hermione:I dunno, i think the server just crashed.. mcgonagall:well then, lets get this started. Ron:ok mcgonagall:.... mcgonagall kicks the serpent sword *serpent sword springs to life* SS: Im the serpent sword yes I am, Im the serpentsword yes I be, I'll choose your guild that's for sure, and if you suck i'll send you to hell. Sing it! Im the serpent sword yes I am, Im the serpentsword yes I be, I'll choose your guild that's for sure, and if you suck i'll send you to.. HELL!!!!!! mcgonagall:such wonderful virtues to teach our children. mcgonagall:allright lets start choosing guilds.. #Message from Ember:FYI: There are 4 guilds, the first two noobie guilds are EG(RavenClaw) and GDC(HufflePuff) and the two roxxor guilds are *CO*(GriffinDor) and [TM](Slytherin) mcgonagall:harry you're next. Harry:Roxxor. Harry equips the serp SS begins to glow red SS rumbles SS spews blood SS begins demonic chanting SS begins screaming SS:Hes *CO* Material. Harry:wh000t :DD *Hermione and Ron get the same result* mcgonagall:your next Nerville SS turns black Nerville is now a lawn decoration! mcgonagall:ok people sit down at your guild's table (harry sits down at *co* table) #GM from Flexo: 6,4k snaps in storage <.< #GM from Tropicano: flexo u queer #GM from Harry:hey #GM from Tropicano: heya.. i hate this game!!! #GM from Aepox: lol ^^ #GM from Flexo: trop sucks donkey dick #GM from Aepox: pickin flowers #GM from Aepox: mwahaha queer queer queer!!! #GM from Tropicano: XD #GM from Aepox: I picked flowers with you Trop.. You're queer too! XD #GM from Flexo: I HATE ENT #GM from Flexo: poz spice, you like spice girls, thats queer #GM from Aepox: no.. #GM from Tropicano: spice girls RNT queer? #GM from Hermione:roflmao! #GM from Aepox: its....orginal!! #GM from Aepox: .. #GM from Flexo: its queer, trust me #GM from Aepox: starting to hate this game.. :\ #GM from Tropicano: this goes right up for the quote page on co site #GM from Aepox: ... #GM from Aepox: FO Flez... #GM from Tropicano: "Spice Girls are original!" omg:D #GM from Harry:... #GM from 007:so how do i find the book things? #GM from NeXt: i start to hate el #GM from Tropicano: u enter the cave, then u go like 10feet and find a pile of 4 red books, use them #GM from 007: alrite #GM from 007: i'll tell u when i do that #GM from Tropicano: erp, i might be away and watching pr0n, but sure #GM from Ron: ..... #GM from 007: lmao #GM from 007: go have ur fun.. #GM from Tropicano: will do. #GM from 007: hold on #GM from Aepox: FUCK I HATE THIS GAME! #GM from Tropicano: im holding "on" as it is dude #GM from 007: gawd xD (note:these are all actual quotes, but i messed around with them to make them make a little sense in this context XD) #Message from teh banned 0n3na:allright everyone, lets eat! Regards. mcgonagall:allright everyone, lets eat! Regards. *hours later* Percy:Time To Go!!!! Ron:but I'm still eating Percy:SILENCE YOU FOOOOOLISH NOOOBLETS!!! #Message from Ember:now they retire to their guild rooms Harry:shiet i can't move.. Ron:neither can I.. Harry:*co* roxxors Ron:yeah Harry:night.. Ron: zzz #Message from SirKillaLot:The next day harry and *co* set out for their first class, potions.On a sidenote, Man I hate mcgonagall. #Message from Roja:are you making fun of teh banned 0n3na again?? Thats it, im removing your powers. Snape:Allright class, turn to chapter 6~ Snape:Today we will study how to make a body rest.~ Harry eyes glaze over Snape:MISTER POTTER! when you are being raped in the woods by a chimeran wolf please donot come to me for assistance.~ Hary: I dont need to learn this, im a summoner. Snape:having a rat in front of you will never help.~ Ron:hey!! [PM from Snape:srry ~] Harry:when i summon an army of fluffies it will pwn j00r body rest Snape:and when I drink attack/defense potions + bless I will pwn the hell out of your fluffies.~ Harry shuts up Snape: now moving on..~ *The Next Day* #GM from Percy: Time To Wake Up *CO*, we gotta own some ass today #GM from Harry:its too early... #GM from Ron:my legs hurt #GM from Hermione: wat time is it..? #GM from Percy:SILENCE YOU FOOOOOLISH NOOOBLETS!!! Harry:man snape sux Ron:not really... Hermione:I think he likes that play Julius Caeser... Harry: what makes you say that? Hermione: he reminds me of someone with a name from that play.. Ron:I never read it Hermione:rofl anyway.. the next class is... Harry:dun care.. Hermione:Flight. Harry:OOO Ron:OOO Hermione:..... #Message from TirasHazor:I Like Pie. MadamHooch:Ok NoObS wE hAvE hErE sOmE fLyInG bRoOmStIcKs. Harry:cool Ron:cool Hermione:kool. Harry:haha your so uncool Hermione:.... MadamHooch:NoW i Am GoInG tO lEaVe A bUnCh Of LiTtLe KiDs AlOnE. Cya. Harry:whoot Harry flies around Harry:muahhaa im a bird im a plane.. Hermione:look everyone, a flying dodo bird Harry is pissed Harry lands Harry:grr. Hermione:grr.. Harry blushes Hermione:ok seriously wtf!?> Harry:afk Hermione:ass!! Ron:you are teh blind mcgonagall:Mr. POTTER!! mcgonagall:WTF WERE YOU DOING FLYING AROUND LIKE THAT?!?! Harry:umm mcgonagall:YOU COULD HAVE PUT SOMEBODY'S EYE OUT!! Ron:ROFLMAO Hermione:i thought you were afk harry... Harry:i.. umm jsut got back mcgonagall:FOR SUCH A RECKLESS ACT OF STUPIDITY, you are accepted into the *co* pking team. Harry: O.O Duckman:WTFOMG!! -_-'!!! Eldwen:o.o!!! Mono:O.X!!! 007:WTFOMG!! XD O.O~~~!!! ShadowCircuit:WTFOMG !!!11!!!!!~~THIS MAKES NO SENSE!! ARGHGHGH!!!!11!~ Life:wow. weird. #Message from Cicero:Hoo Rah what a great installment.. now can you find out who I was? ~~ umm more on teh way i hope .. unless harry puts someone's eye out and gets a gold medal. ~~ Section 4 #School Message from Dumbledore:Greets, It's haloween morning so I invite you all to come to the cafeteria to eat some halloween breakfast. Harry:Wh00t food! Ron:nice Harry:lets meet up with hermione Ron: .. Ron:why? Harry:umm.. dun know Ron:...k *Moments Later* Harry:hello hermione Hermione:Heya Harry:let's go get some food.. Hermione:but ive got 35 fruit right here Harry:yeah, but they might have a kewl movie playing Ron: Ron: Maybe they have A Beautiful Mind playin? Harry:I hate that movie Hermione:yeah that movie wasas so uninspired. Hermione:was* Ron: .. Ron: Harry:anywho lets go XD Hermione:sec Harry: ? Hermione:MOVE CHANGE LOCAL SPACE Welcome to teh hogwarts cafweof! cafeteria* Harry: since when can you teleport people? Ron:since when does the map entrance message misspell? Hermione: 1.since I became omniscient 2.Umm no clue Ron: .. Harry:isnt that an oxymoron? Hermione:The flows of magic are whimsical today. Harry:wtf? Ron:thats from warcraft.. Harry:FOOD!! Harry begins eating Ron:..k Ron begins eating Hermione doesnt need food Harry:why not? Hermione: im not hungry Harry:K more for me *after they fill their faces* Harry:fook i can't move again.. seriously.. omg. Ron:ugh... Ron:you disgust me. Ron: BURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRP Harry:you uncivilised n00b. Hermione:rofl!! Harry blushes and looks away Hermione: GOD DAMNIT WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU?!?! Harry:afk Hermione:BASTARD!!! Ron:ROFL Hermion:whats so funny fat boy? Ron:donot mock me because i like food. Ron:if you can't understand then explain how you are omniscient. Hermione:it is beyond your understanding. Quirrel:LIEK OMFG!!! Dumbledor: ? Harry: ?? [PM from Hermione:your not pulling that afk shit on me again] [PM from Harry:I know not what j00 speak.] Quirrel:THERES A TROLL ROAMING AROUND THE GIRLS LOCKER ROOM!!! Harry:and you would know why it is in there because? Quirrel:umm.. Dumbledor: ha. Hermione:rofl Ron:..busted Slayton:j00 are teh fuxx0r3d now :S Quirrel passes out Dumbledor:great.. now ive got to #sbc this.. brb Harry prepares for scene transition Hermione:how do you do that exactly? Harry:like this. Harry: Wizzard:I Go Poof!! Ron:rofl Hermione:lol noob Harry:.. #School Message from Dumbledor:There is a Cyclops in the girls locker room. Everyone please exit the school in a mad panic. And Duckman please stop stealing my pens, I can see everything. That is all. #Message from Ember:After a very cool scene where banana phone plays while people are jumping out windows and flipping over cars to get out of the school, (which you donot get to see because I am too lazy) Our friends (?) are in the girls locker room lookign for the cyclops because Harry wants a mirror cape. Harry:come out come out mister ugly Ron: .. mister ugly? Hermione:that sucks. Harry is sad Ron:why are we doing this? [PM from Hermione:im going to force Harry to tell me whats wrong with him] [PM from Ron:.. thats a bad idea. Im beaming.] [PM from Hermione:K.] Ron:3beam me up Harry:!! noO! *ron beams* Harry:crap! Hermione:its just me and you now harry.. in the girls locker room... Harry:X.x Harry:umm Harry:Theres the troll!@ Hermione:damn. Tr0ll:sup!1! Tr0ll:umm i have to kill you!!1!~! Harry:lies. Tr0ll swings club Harry dodges and charges plasma gun Hermion:? plasma gun? Harry is too 1337 for you Harry owns you Harry's gun is charged Harry shoots Tr0ll in eye Tr0ll:bith!!!! Tr0ll swings club around Tr0ll hits Harry ]#Message from God:Harry was eaten by a Grue! (lagged out!) Hermione:oh thats it . Hermione shoots red lasers from her eyes Tr0ll:n00)))!1!!! Tr0ll dissapated into the ether Hermione is 1337 Harry:dam grue Harry:where is teh Tr0ll? Hermione pwned him Harry:dam he drop the cape? Hermione: he dropped something else.. Harry:? Harry:????? Harry:???????????????????????????????????????????????? Hermione:STFU Hermione:its a cloak of invisability:D Harry:O.O!!!! Harry:kikass!!!!! Hermione: Harry kisses Hermione Hermione blushes Harry:Wtf? Hermione:afk Harry:dam. #Message from teh banned 0n3na:HAHAHAHAHHA I have a #bc !!!! wewt! umm.. i forgot what to say.. oh well. Regards. Harry:wow that scene transition sucked. Hermione:very. Ron:I could have done better Harry:why didnt you do it? Ron:Im in character. Harry: O. Ron: .. Ron:anyway.. lets install video cameras Harry:WTFOMG! they added it finally!!?>! Hermione:next update Harry:Never? Ron:.. Hermione:> Harry:oo.. forgot who hermione was for a sec.. Hermione:Ive got enough to do already... Harry:do what Hermione:never mind you. Harry:so umm where are we going? Hermione:to teh dumbledore's office. Harry:kewl what are we going to do there? Hermione: there is no "we" Ron:just you harry. Harry:Y Ron:It was your idea. Harry: damn :/ (as i have not done before, im actually going to describe the place in first person and not third or second enjoy it) Harry: wow Harry walks in There was a large desk in the center of the room, made from rosewood. On the desk there was several TPS Reports and pictures, as you examine the pictures closer .. they are slightly greyed from time, but in one of the pics you can see a picture of what looks like frukas holding a box of forks. As you are wondering what that could possably mean, you notice the pictures on the wall.. They seem to be some of the headmaster's friends, one of them is a picture of someone named rebootedrock, and behind him is someone named "Ent" and on the back it said to LRNR, my comrad in arms. holding a bloody spork. As you move closer to this picture you hear a voice.. Dumbledore:what are you doing in my office?!?! Harry:umm i came to talk to you about teh Tr0ll Dumbledore:oh yes.. sit down Dumbledore:The hacker in question has been ipbanned.. Harry:kewl Dumbledore:but you too were also almost banned. Harry:?!?! Dumbledore:apparently you were caught macroing at the haloween breakfast. Harry:i was not. Dumbledore:then explain how you moved your mouse insantly from 216,321 to 16,43 for 20 minutes? Harry:umm.. Dumbledore:exactly Dumbledore:but since you killed teh Tr0ll.. Harry:actually it was.. Dumbledore:if you had not killed the Tr0ll you would be banned Harry:yes. yes i killed him. give me stuff. Dumbledore:umm.. no Dumbledore:get out of my office newb. Harry:k Ron:so how did it go? Harry:he tortured me and raped me until i bled. Hermione:well sounds like it went well. Harry: ...yeah i guess so. Ron: .. *Ding* Harry:let's eat! Ron:ok Hermione:sigh.. ok. ~~~~ That's the 4th installment.. comments? XD ~~~~ 5th Installment Granted this is the smallest one yet, but the book is almost over so im stretching it a llittle. Harry:wow that was a long meal.. Ron:feels like it lasted a few days.. Hermione:ugh i can't move.. Harry:ROFLMAO Harry:teh shoe is on teh other boot:D Hermione:ugh.. Dumbledore walks by You See:A Map You see:A red stone Harry:wait.. There is no map for this place! There is no map for this place! There is no map for this place! Harry:OMFG!!! Harry picks up the map and stone Ron:what? [PM to Ron:its a map to the school!!] [PM from Ron:wow. shouldn't we tell hermione?] [PM to Ron:NO WAY DID YOU FORGET WHO SHE IS?!] [PM from Ron:.. oh yeah.] Hermione:?? Ron:nothing Harry:yeah umm ron and I have to goto the bathroom. Hermione:ook. Ron:we do? Harry:YES. GO. NOW! #Message from Aki:omfg, looks like harry and ron found a map to the school.. If they aren't carful they might be banned! #Message from Entropy:Define "might". #Message from Ember:Ent you wouldn't ban them before the story was finished.. would you? #Message from Entropy:well.. wait whats this? *opens letter* OH NO A TROJAN!!!!!! #Message from Entropy:8734298517029438utj40938ufgj398oygufpvj9cwreo8sjmqvoiduhfgj-340ygh4332u1-348h50g398y2439fg3rw8eiouivhn oi23uwfehn9sdp8ofh4p38hfp4wfhwpserihfjp94w8iehfdogh98h3p9f8chwqp9e8fhANTIROOThwr1238fywhjef2 348f8h3q 8 yfh38e97ghwq8fh90348hpgw98eshp8H8h8092rf2y4u0yy-yehcqim,ncpw9fsjbcpwfznxdcpwfbafwpfuwfpwuf4pwuf4;fbuinaln 3938ghfl2 iu3hr89gh3p9tgpn0[u389e 1ry9hdfop872egfhwp9eofghpo23ihfwc[0sdp89h4 efwvrpd9sqihf n4wef2ouie HAPPY BIRTHDAY ENTROPY FROM Harry:whoo hoo ent got the trojan :DDDD Ron:.. Ron:so.. what do you want? Harry:With this map we can see all the secret areas.. Ron:Doesn't that take all the fun out of the game? Harry:yes, whoever made this must be someone who doesnt want people to have fun and explore. Harry looks at fred_penner Ron looks at fred_penner Harry:anyway, lets see what this stone is Ron:I know a good way.. brb You Joined The Newbie Channel [RebootedRock]:yeah rping is pretty fun.. it's starting to wear me out though.. [Newb]:can i cook meet? [Ron]:What is this red rock? [Newb]:can it cook meet? [Ron]:sigh. You Left The Channel #Help Request from Ron:What is this red glowing rock? [PM from teh banned 0n3na:The sorcerer's stone.] [PM to teh banned 0n3na:Thanks.] Ron:this is the sorcer's stone Harry:cool Harry:so.. what now? Ron:umm.. Ron:lets go put it in the storage Harry:which one? Ron:the one below the school would be ok. Harry:you know there are several dangers there.. Harry:like man eating rabbits, ravenous swarms of beavers, a deadly chess game of death, and not to mention.. the unholy place. Ron:I know, but if we don't put it there then frukas might steal it. Harry:grr.. evil frukas... Ron:yes.. Harry:K lets go Ron:but what about Hermione? Harry:oh.. sec No user with such name! Harry:shes offline Ron:ok then lets go. #Message from Entropy:I love EL, I lvoe you all ,I wish you all a wonderful day And Im also adding the update tomorrow Have A Nice Day #Message from Roja: O_O! #Message from TirasHazor:M E D I C ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! #Message from SirKillaLot: !!!!! #Message from Anastasia:OMFG!! #Message from Learner:Holy Sh*t! *Afterwards, everyone in EL has a seizure* Harry:holy shit!!! Ron:Medic!! Harry:That's.. not possible...how.. Harry:i know now.. Harry: it was the trojan... Ron:that must be it!! Harry:quick lets dep this stone NOW!! Ron:let's go!! (omfg you guys are lucky, im going to describe the action scene ) As The boys head down into the depths of castle vermor err.. hogwarts, the first danger they encountered was a bowl of fruit. OH YEAH ITS HARMLESS or so the mentally diabled would say.. for one touch of these cursed fruits would send you to hell and make you drop all your stuff.. The boys wisely "Just Said NO!". The second Danger the boys encountered was a pit of beavers and rabbits.. they very nearly avoided being eaten alive then.. The next game they came upon was a chess game of doom® (copyright JAGEX inc, all rights reserved) The boys wisely played the game until the chess game could not input it's command due to the censor of the words "move pawn f1u2" Until finally they came upon the final danger. Harry:OMFG!! Ron: OH NO!!! Ron: NO NO THIS CANNOT BE!!! Harry:HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE!?!?! Harry:this can't possably exist... Ron:newbie island... ~~ Man have I left you guys at a cliffhanger.. cya next time ~~ The Final Installment Harry:this.. this is impossible.. Ron:I thought they removed this long ago.. Harry:What.. What has happened to this place..? Ron:Time... You Look upon a desolate wasteland of horrors, The waters are fouled with years of backwash and contamination. The Air Smells of Death and Dead Flowers. Harry:oh my god.. look at that fenced in garden..? You Look upon a ruined place, the flowers are all dead, some of which are still standing. The ground is like a marsh, wet and putrid. There is a set of footprints just outside the garden, they are several feet deep. As you examine behind the flowers.... Harry:OMFG!!!! Harry:A SKELLY!! Ron:Run!!! You Failed To Flee. You Failed To Flee. You Failed To Flee. You Failed To Flee. You Failed To Flee. You Failed To Flee. You Failed To Flee. You Failed To Flee. You Failed To Flee. Harry:ty he. Ron:close one... Harry:medic! Ron:MY LINE. Harry:o.o' Harry:whats in this house? Ron:lets see.. Harry:AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! Ron grabs harry Harry:ty.. omfg what was that.. Ron:.. Harry:so.. dark.. soo.. cold.. Ron:they deleted the inside.. that was THE VOID Ron:Moonshadow was lazy.. Harry:scary. Harry:what if i fell in? Ron:well.. you would join killerlamb in an everlasting void of terror and despair. Harry:suxxor. Ron:.. yes.. Harry:let's dep this stone before i eternally doom myself more. Ron:good idea. #Message from MoonShadow:Whoops.. umm yeah.. screwdriver you ron! after sloshing through teh sewer water they find the storage guy? Harry:stinky water.. Ron:storage guy?\ Vold3m0rt:hello. Vold3m0rt:would you like to deposit anything today?. [PM from Harry:I dont trust him, he does periods after ever sentence] Ron:umm who are you? Vold3m0rt:i am Raven, the storage person. Ron:im confused. Vold3m0rt:please ask your question in the form of a question. Ron is more confused Vold3m0rt:please ask your question in the form of a question. Harry:. Vold3m0rt:please ask your question in the form of a question. Harry:.. Vold3m0rt:please ask your question in the form of a question. Harry:... Vold3m0rt:please ask your question in the form of a question. Harry:.... Vold3m0rt:ARGG FUCk YOU!!~ Harry:HA I knew it. Ron:umm yes me to. Harry:what do you want?? Vold3m0rt:Teh RoCK!! Harry:no. Vold3m0rt:NOW Harry:no.. Vold3m0rt:NOW Harry:no and f u Vold3m0rt:yeah well.. umm. DIE! You failed to flee! You failed to flee! You failed to flee! You failed to flee! You failed to flee! You failed to flee! You failed to flee! You failed to flee! You failed to flee! Harry:thats it btch! Ron:it's go time. Harry:no its hammer time Harry equips iron hammer Ron:... Harry: VIVA LA FRANCE!!! Ron:rofl. You failed to flee! You failed to flee! You failed to flee! You failed to flee! You failed to flee! You failed to flee! You failed to flee! You failed to flee! You failed to flee! Harry equips ray gun You failed to flee! You failed to flee! You failed to flee! You failed to flee! You failed to flee! You failed to flee! You failed to flee! You failed to flee! You failed to flee! Ron:thats it im bored. Ron:#Ipban Vold3m0rt You are not allowed to do that ~slave Ron:WTF!! Vold3m0rt:muahha you fool do you not know who I am. Vold3m0rt:brb Entropy:fools. Ron:!!! Harry:!!! Entropy:I have ben and always will be, Vold3m0rt. Entropy:n00bs, you cannot hope to beat me. Hermione:think again. Entropy:who the hell are you? Hermione poof Roja:this is who the hell I am. Entropy:You are alone, nothing can withstand my power. Ron:think again. Ron poofs TirasHazor:together we rise or fall. Entropy:i still fear no one. Harry:k btch feel teh wrath Harry poofs RebootedRock:you cannot hope to stop us entropy, for together we own you. Entropy:rofl. Dumbledore poofs Learner:those who stand before us will perish. Entropy:learner!!!? Snape poofs Cicero:we fear you no longer entropy. Entropy:ack Percy poofs Matrixx_sh:SILENCE YOU FOOOOOLISH NOOOBLETS!!! WE MUST KILL HIM NOW! All:No more shall we be ruled by such a foolish dark emperor!!! All:#IPBAN ENTROPY!!!!! Flash... RebootedRock:ugh.. is it over Roja:i think so.. Roja:rofl.. ent is having a seizure at his comp. All:ROFL Roja:well then..all is well.. i will be going. Learner:i shall leave as well Cicero:as will I Matrixx_sh:lagg! #Message from Jesus:Matrixx_sh asended to heaven (lagged out)! TirasHazor:sigh..blocker on IP gotta go.. RebootedRock:but.. we were having so much fun All:But we will always be here, just pm us RebootedRock:I will. ~~~ And So They Lived RPing Ever After. ~~~

sigh. Ive played these games. Runescape, Kal Online, Conquer Online, Rose Online, Starport, Diablo 1&2, Warcraft 3/tft, El,mu All of these games have large problems with them.. Runescape has a corrupted fan base, kal is BORING, conquer is repetative, Rose is going p2p, Starport the players used money and beat everyone else, diablo 1&2 HACKED, Warcraft 3 is old and tired, and EL's gameplay just sucks now.(im sorry but it does, the old el needed nothing.) and MU was just a grinder game. Im looking for something to play. Most recently ive gotten Rose online, then thanks to tirashazor's impeccable timing, its going p2p next month. Does anyone. anyone know of a game that is free and doesnt have 2-d, Free "trial", or any of that.. Is there any game left thats for free?

the little circle thing around my feet always flickered with the ground, plus there was no one that will talk to me

A Ban is just as fitting, if you ask me. Not that you ever ban anyone

I tried planeshift, and everytime i opened the options screen it crashed. Anyway, www.freeallegiance.org is a verry good game, its more of a strategy game than a shooter, though not a mmorpg. It really needs players, as it is kept up by fans now, it may have a steep learning curve, but it is definatly worth it Yeah I cant play mmorpg's anymore because of el.. Ive lost any kind of want to play them, because I know it will never measure up to el's level of quality. (i am NOT talking about graphics or anything that shallow.. I mean the community, or what it was.) Sayonara.

I would help, but it would be too much trouble translating everything into french.

atlantis was basically made because SG 1 is ending soon I believe. SG 1 pwns teh f00k out of atlantis, Richard Dean Anderson is funny as hell (O'neill for those who didnt pay attention to credits.) On a side note, Who likes battlestar galactica (the new one) ? I love how the doctor guy is like going insane, and how there is always this constant thing about god, although they have a different reliegion, lords of cobal I think. Sayonara.

Rawr. Regards.

sounds like knights of the round from FFVII. God I hope el doesnt go "kiddy" or "family oriented" like runescape, and forces censor and all kinds of crap, the way to prevent this is to add: giant bloody weapons and real time weapon damage, so that you can see the eyelashes on a zombie's head you just cut off with your Ub3r Scyth of eternal maiming. (joking.) oh and +550 mystery damage, only the mystery damage was to the holy pancake of war. Sayonara.

make resources farther away to reduce lag= players bitching about time it take to make things make new continent=suitable until twice the number people online now join, then same problem. proportionalize maps=players still bitch about time. It is a paradox, lag or players bitching, such a joy to make an mmorpg isnt it ent?

How about an intro movie for EL? if not an intro movie, movies about el would be good aswell, here are some ideas, feel free to submit your own: player parts: Entropy: Sean Connery with Silk Boxers Roja: A talking Rose Learner: Cylon Platyna: Kitten with Tactical Nuke TirasHazor: Data w/ Emotion Chip (Star Trek) MoonShadow:Chris Farley on Acid SirKillAlot:Arnold Sw. Rebootedrock:Terminator with the ability to Control Time. Plot Ideas: Have SKA come back in time to save ent from an army of kittens, cylons, and millions of terminators riding atop genetically enhanced velociraptors. SKA and ent run for alabama, because surely no one in their right mind lives there, only to find Moonshadow hunting them, because he believes they killed his pet clown manatee. Ska and Ent (referred to as the rebel alliance) make thier way to an abandoned military base only to find TirasHazor waiting for them, he helps them escape from the banned one's tactical nuke strike on barbados, only to find that androids cannot swim in water, where upon Tiras sinks into the ocean's depth to find roja, a talking rose of great wisdom, who tells him to contact HP's costumerservice line for support, after 12 hours of waiting, he finds his warranty expired 4 years in the future, somehow. The rebel alliance makes its way to cheyanne mountain military base, where they negotiate with general hammond a way to escape the pursuit of platyna, learner and moonshadow. Only to find that hammond was in fact a cyclon, but did not know it. Luckily the rebel alliance makes it through the stargate in time and finds themself on a strange new world... Need Ideas Sayonara.

where would I learn flash? I bet I could make one

Exactly why he doesnt know he is a cylon, just like the hot asian chick in the show Hmm I need ideas.. the more off the wall, the better.

Its called 1 am in the morning